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lauren boobert

@laurenboobert.bsky.social
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say my name three times and i’ll appear.

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lauren boobert @laurenboobert.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
did you all see me in the ring for the jake paul fight sponsored by tyson? that chicken is the best!
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lauren boobert @laurenboobert.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
matt, you’re going to do so well at your new secretary job. i’m not sure how to work a printer, but with your big brains, I know you can get the job done! #alljobsmatter #allknobsmatter
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lauren boobert @laurenboobert.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i am honored to accept the nomination of the president's official microphone licker. #alljobsmatter
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lauren boobert @laurenboobert.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
congratulations on matt gaetz for finding a job after he left congress to work as a desk secretary. all jobs matter!
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lauren boobert @laurenboobert.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i mean, if you even could understand math you would know that i am right.
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lauren boobert @laurenboobert.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
marjorie knowns all the big numbers. i know i struggle sometimes, but she's always there to help me out. thanks sister! @mtgsminge.bsky.social
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lauren boobert @laurenboobert.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
can someone let me know if i was nominated for the secretary of education or something? i don't know how to read.
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