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@laurenash19.bsky.social
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she/her 🏳️‍🌈| DEI & Social Impact | dogs & cats | queer semiotics | culture & tech | iykyk 🥨 | friend of dorothea 🧡🤍🩷 | sometimes funny

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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 20h
What I would give for Taylor to post a completely contextless “Happy National Taco Day” today. 🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw Backrooms and hear me out: being closeted is also an uncanny liminal space. Trapped between private and public selves, searching for an exit that never comes. What if the Lover House was always Taylor’s Backrooms? Not a home, but a trap she hasn’t been able to escape. Until now. 🏠🚪🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So we’re all in agreement Taylor is hosting SNL Dec. 12, right? Last night was the birthday bookend teaser. She’s going to walk through that orange door and Karma will be served on her terms, on the one stage where you can be the author of the ultimate esoteric joke. 🌈🔥🕰️🚪
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at Labrapalooza (an annual fundraising event for Labrador rescues) and my dog just snout painted a Georgia O’Keeffe esque Lesbian flag painting. So basically, Labiapalooza. 🧡🤍🩷
My black lab mix  stands at an outdoor “Painting with the Pups” station beneath a handmade sign reading “I’m an ARTIST!” A wooden platform and painter’s palette with colourful paint sit in front of him.His finished snout painting on a small white canvas, with thick, expressive swirls of orange, pink and magenta paint. The colours resemble the lesbian pride flag, while the abstract floral-like forms have a distinctly Georgia O’Keeffe-esque quality.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you want the (Dakota Johnson) house tour? I could take you to the first, second, third ̶f̶l̶o̶o̶r̶ Taylor. And I promise none of this is a metaphor. 🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“I think we may be in a really fun part of the simulation” is now my answer to everything. “Are you going to answer that email?” “I think we may be in a really fun part of the simulation.” “What’s for dinner?” “I think we may be in a really fun part of the simulation.”
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So there’s a drive-in theatre just outside my city playing a Verity and Practical Magic 2 double feature this weekend. Obviously I have to go, right? In my Subaru. In October. 🎃 It’s like the Gaylor mothership is calling me home. 🌈🛸🍿
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Umm since when did CRJ begin wearing mini braids in her hair 👀
Photo of Carly Rae Jepsen in a recording studio wearing large black headphones, a dark teal fuzzy jacket and grey top. Her long blonde hair is styled loosely with two very long thin braids framing her face.Twitter a post by Carly Rae Jepsen announcing a “little peek behind the curtain” at making a double album. She describes lots of laughs, carbs, hair colours and travel, and thanks the collaborators who helped bring Day and Night to life, ending, “I love all you weirdos so much.”
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LEGO has a new collection and wouldn’t you know, there’s a Book Nook Bookstore set, replete with a very queer-looking, Tay-coded minifigure, a typewriter, AND a red-and-gold dragon-covered book. We’re basically being handed the pieces for a minifigure All Too Well diorama.
LEGO bookstore minifigure with orange-red hair in a bun, glasses, a beige shirt, brown apron and jeans. She stands between a black vintage-style typewriter and a red book with an ornate gold dragon on its cover.Interior of LEGO’s Book Nook Bookstore set, featuring floor-to-ceiling colourful bookshelves, a rolling library ladder, flowers, reading nooks and literary-themed banners. The same orange-haired, glasses-wearing minifigure sits at a wooden desk working at a black typewriter, surrounded by books.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Devastated to find out Brooke Eby has passed. Her disability advocacy content was so honest and challenged ableism while never reducing disability to tragedy or herself to inspiration. She showed the absurdity and humour of living with ALS on her own terms. And man she was so effing funny. ❤️
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just heard a poplar Taylor Swift podcast suggest that because shes now “happily married” and rich she’s lost her fastball. And that she’s too insulated and out of touch to know culture trends and needs someone on her team to tell her the truth Girl. I’m going to scream into the void But also LOL
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prediction: Taylor will release 2 more tranches of TLOAS: The Encore. While everyone is clowning for Debutation, she’ll gleefully spoon-feed us increasingly unhinged cringe until they finally realize: it’s musical satirical camp. It’s supposed to be too much. The fire will be lit from within. 🌈🔥
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! Like many symbols, I now cannot see a 🎃 without connecting it back to Taylor. She really is the semiotics queen.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This has been a devastating read so far. I’m firmly in the take as long as necessary camp. We are dealing with true evil.
Photo of the book of poems Patient Zero by author / pseudonym Noelle Sorensen
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does anyone know what number of “burning it all down” references the New Romantics are at now? I’ve officially lost count. 😅🔥
Email poster for Brandi Carlisle’s Burn The Setlist tour
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unpacking “rosewood”: Taylor extensively used Gibson guitars on tour. Like many, they use rosewood in their instruments. Burning an instrument = artistic sacrifice, rebellion & rebirth. Jimi Hendrix famously set his guitar on fire on stage in 1967. The thing used to make the art is destroyed.
Scene from Anti-Hero mv where Showgirl Taylor smashes her blue acoustic guitar.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that Toy Story 5 has been widely released for streaming on Disney+, a closer analysis of those end credits with IKIIKY can finally begin. 🧲🌈🧵
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good time to remind everyone that Patricia White’s UnInvited (1999), the first book-length study of lesbian representation in classical Hollywood cinema, analyzes Hitchcock’s Rebecca (1940) and features one of its most iconic scenes on the cover. And it was basically my bible in film school. 🌈🎬
Copy of Patricia White’s film theory text UnInvited published in 1999. The cover image is from Alfred Hitchcock’s Rebecca (1940). It shows Mrs. Danvers (Judith Anderson) and the second Mrs. de Winter (Joan Fontaine).
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thoughts before bed: Taylor Alison Swift likely filmed part of a Showgirl music video at the venue and ceremony where she purportedly “married” the love of her life. Anyway. She’s married to the hustle, y’all. 💀🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When lesbian couples begin dressing alike
Taylor Swift and Dakota facing each other in bed wearing the same outfit in the Patient Zero Mv
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna: “I’d like to thank my fingers” “You stole my speech” Taylor, probably
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The irony that a football game is impeding the VMAs run of show is almost too perfect to describe why we need to break the blender.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Loving how the general public is assuming Taylor can only wear a “man’s” shirt if it comes from *checks notes* …her husband’s closet. Newsflash: Queer folks shop in both aisles ALL THE TIME. Also, doesn’t Taylor look great when she’s showing off her dykiest self? 🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She’s The Man, but now she’s no longer peering through the blinds or a closet door. Those closed blinds are in frame for a reason. She’s not looking out anymore. She’s about to step out. 🌈☀️
Taylor in her pre VMAs announcement about filming the mv for Patient Zero wearing a prototypical “men’s” shirt, that also looks gay AFTaylor’s blank and purple lavendar haze crew sweatshirt merch where she’s seen peering through a closet door or blinds
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We know Taylor is a genius with wordplay and double (or triple) meanings, so let’s examine Patient Zero: “I bet he” ➡️ “I, Betty”
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m having a pretty Gaylor coded day.
Me at the beach reading Cover Story. The seagull tried to steal our pretzels.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In queer theory, “insufferable” can become a reclaimed signifier: a word meant to discipline people back into conformity, inverted into queer refusal. Queerness disrupts the codes we’re taught to read as “normal.” So when queerness is “insufferable,” ask: insufferable to whom? 🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WAIT. The Midnights clock has four quadrants. The Encore has four songs. And it’s been almost four years since Midnights. (Oct 21, 2022) Four years of performance art. Four quadrants around the clock. And Babylon leads us out (now). She’s breaking the blender. We’re almost back at midnight. 🕛🧨🔥
Taylor’s 4 Midnights variants forming a clock
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The more I listen to Pink Clouding, the more I adore it. It’s unbelievably sapphic and tragic in that Noah Kahan, devastating-lyrics-over-an-upbeat-song kind of way. I think it can be read as a love letter to Gaylors and/or a sequel to Peter, with Showgirl Taylor singing her regrets to Poet Taylor.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I said this last night but I’ll say it again: TLOAS and The Encore is a campy satirical musical. Think The Book of Mormon meets Avenue Q meets Chicago.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone on TikTok just compared the melody of Cleveland! to We Didn’t Start The Fire and now I can’t unhear it. Genius. 🔥🔥
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like clockwork. Who can sleep when it’s the witching hour and there’s a promise of even more?
poem titled “Patient” by Willow Bowery, dated Sep. 25. The visible stanzas use images of a winter tree, hidden roots awaiting spring, dark skies and passing storms, a rose waiting for June, tides and shore, night waiting on the moon, and a key finding its door. The poem centres on patience, natural cycles, and the promise that what is hidden or delayed will eventually arrive.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CLEVELAND! Is even funnier than I ever could have imagined HAHAHAHA
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Toronto Tempo (WNBA) just sent out their end-of-season email with the subject 00:00, as in final buzzer. 🏀 Which got me thinking. Not only is 0️⃣0️⃣:0️⃣0️⃣ midnight, it’s the end of a sports game / TNT countdown. 🧨🔥
Toronto Tempo email notification on a black background. The sender reads “Toronto Tempo,” with the subject line “00:00” beneath it
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My worlds are colliding 😅
Meme tweet by Wendell Sandico (@wendellsandico) reading: “i’m in a getaway car / i left you in the covid concious lesbian bar.”
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ahhhh I think I figured something out. Tomorrow is 9/25, honouring Dolly’s 9 to 5. But 925 is ALSO the hallmark for sterling silver. And we know some of her typography has shifted to silver. Why silver? Well, according to folklore, silver kills evil entities. 👀🚄🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨The band CHVRCHES released a new single yesterday named Roses. The lyrics are very NR coded. “Finding hidden meaning inside everything you read” And check out the album art and arrangement of the letters 👀🌹
Black square album artwork for CHVRCHES’ “Roses.” The band’s name appears in large white serif letters, fragmented across three rows, above the title “ROSES” in red. A small white cross-like symbol appears beside the lettering, with a red Tudor-style rose beneath it. The artwork is slightly tilted against a black background.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SHE’S DEF MAKING A MOCUMENTARY Cleveland! Bahahahahahaha The one where Liz finds out “Jack’s fiancée is keeping some deceiving secrets” hahahahaha
Wikipedia page for the 30 Rock episode “Cleveland.” The article states that “Cleveland” is the twentieth episode of the show’s first season, written by Jack Burditt and Robert Carlock, directed by Paul Feig, and first aired on NBC on April 19, 2007. Guest stars listed include Jennifer Bassey, Kevin Brown, Grizz Chapman, Lester Holt, Traci Hovel, Emily Mortimer, Maulik Pancholy, and Jason Sudeikis.continuing the Wikipedia article for the 30 Rock episode “Cleveland.” The synopsis says Liz Lemon and Floyd visit Cleveland, Ohio, after Floyd says he wishes he could live there. Tracy Jordan goes on the run from the Black Crusaders, while Liz discovers that Jack Donaghy’s fiancée, Phoebe, is keeping deceptive secrets.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Patient Zero: the source. Sourdough: the mother source. Parallax: POV source. Masters: the original source. Taylor’s Version: the authorized source. Gaylors: primary source researchers🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So Zer means gender neutral in pronoun vernacular 👀
Patient Zer(o) cd release on Taylor’s store
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ummm so they usually announce the Super Bowl halftime performer this week 👀💃
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have important meetings today. Taylor, can we please rise from the ashes after 5pm? 🌈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THREE Taylors THREE pages THIRD album: Speak Now 1, 2, 3, LGB! 🌈
Taylor’s handwritten website note about owning her masters sits on a glittering orange background. Behind the main letter, two additional white sheets are now visibly layered, creating a stack of three pages, with the extra third page peeking out from the top and right side.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My Black Dog™️ and Canadian Wendy 🐾💜
My black dog lies in the sand at the edge of Lake Ontario, touching noses with a large, fluffy white Samoyed standing over him. Blue water, sailboats, and the distant shoreline fill the sunny background.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“What radicalized you?” “The cost of feta” 😬 🧀
large 3 kg bucket of Doric Macedonian-style feta cheese on a grocery store shelf, priced at $44.99
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The U-Haul I rented (insert lesbian joke here) to move some things into storage has a pink butterfly decal on the side. The Universe is always Gaylor coded. 🌈🦋✨
Side of a U-Haul moving truck featuring a huge illustrated pink-and-brown butterfly surrounded by green foliage and white wildflowers
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The livestreamed broadcast of DA Cruz’s speech outside the Clancy courtroom feels bigger than one case. It feels like a warning shot to women everywhere: a spectacle of institutional power flexing its muscles and thumping the chest of patriarchy.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Southern Ontario is currently getting absolutely wrecked by severe hail and tornado storms. Giant trees have fallen on my street. The Lake Ontario gods are furious. And yet my cat has no cares to give.
My fluffy black-and-white cat sleeps peacefully sprawled on a dark chair beside a window, paws curled in the air. Outside, heavy rain lashes the window, blurring the trees and glowing streetlightsMy rain-soaked street following the storm. A massive fallen tree stretches across the road, completely blocking it, with large branches and leaves scattered around. Water covers parts of the pavement as rain continues to fall.
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We are gonna tell a sports story… 🌈🔥🏈
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Lauren @laurenash19.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Found this gem at the Little Library adjacent to my local dog park. It was published in 1999.
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