Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 30/05/2025"Cute! I mean that work's - I have no idea why my parents called me Laurell but it follow's a Greek mytho's so im pretty chuffed about it." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 26/05/2025"Well, it truly is a pleasure Thistle. Seem's we were both named after plants." He lightly joked "Im Laurell." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 25/05/2025"Got it, wont do it again." He smiled brightly as if to show off his teeth. "Whats your name then buddy?" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025"Creature? And just cuz you don't have a desire to, doesn't mean you shouldn't cutie." He seemed concerned about Thistle. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025"Im not gonna make you cutie but sometimes its worth the effort, there's alot of incredible flavours out there." He kept smiling though their convocation, quite intrigued on why someone wouldn't want to eat. "If you don't mind me asking, why don't you eat?" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025"Im telling you cutie, its worth a shot! but im not going to force you." He smiled, happy that someone took an interested. "And are you sure you don't need to eat? because your body is telling me something else." He softly chuckled. "I could make you something else?" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025"Depends on what cut you have. I prefer the back as there's a lot of dish options. It contains a contrast of fat to hold the flavour, but not too much where it becomes gammy. If cooked right, it should melt in your mouth." He paused before adding "I'll happily cook you some if you're interested." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025"Can people stop shitting on Cannibalism?! Seriously, its not as crazy as what people think it is - All im saying... Is don't knock it before you try it!" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025"People keep asking if im a cannibal?! Like really?? Who do you think I am!" His rage quickly spiralled into laughter and then a moment of peace. "Of course I am." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025"BEST HUNT IVE DONE IN ALONG TIME!" He has a crazed but energized look in his eyes before he quickly added. "That damn bear nearly got me too!" Art done by @kitaply.bsky.social 010
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 18/02/2025"So, apparently the news's is out dated?!" He looked genuinely confused and added. "With everyone on there phones these day's, how could that be true." He paused. "Anyone got any advise to reach more people??" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025"Dude, that food took so much time to prep! Haha! Well, Andrew's head didnt - his brain's are already fried." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025"Okay, would love to have people's thoughts. Considering this doesn't damage or change anything in my world, I was thinking on posting a draft of my murder memoir. See what you guys think?? If it needs any editing??" He paused. "What do you guys think? Wanna help me be remembered?" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025"How pathatic, your scared of me?? Yet again, can I blame you." He smiled, reveiling in his cocky confidence. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025"I love having to talk to my shit-head of an ex-wife!" He said sacrasically while forcing a smile, subtly gritting his teeth together in annoyance. //Art done by: bsky.app/profile/kita... 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Just havin' a good night with the boys!! [Art done by: bsky.app/profile/kita... ] 020
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024"If you're listening to this, it's because you're here for the truth - The uncensored violent truth, but doesn't that make you just as bad as me. Everyone is capable of murder, no matter how much you lie to yourself, however there is one difference between us. I won't lie about what we are." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024// Im trying to learn some Greek because of Laurell. Im sorry if its not great as im just starting but I would love to try and learn from other people as well! Feel free to drop me a message! 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024"Happy Holiday's Peeps, hope you all have a great time!" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024"Just finished most the cooking for Yule, so gonna treat myself to make a cake!" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024// Fun Fact: Laurell's marriage ultimately failed due to his persistent boredom and inability to maintain a genuine connection. Feeling unfulfilled and constrained by the commitment, he sought excitement and stimulation elsewhere, ultimately leading him back to his murderous tendencies. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024"I stayed up all night, scripting for the live tomorrow. I forgot that I should probably be awake while we are filming, haha! I honestly hope no one notices." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024"You ever speak without thinking?" He added. "Yeah, normally I don't..." He sounded as if he had made a terrible mistake. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024// Fun Fact: Laurell struggles to find enjoyment or entertainment from everyday occurrences, leading to him becoming inanely board. This is why he find himself doing extreme acts, such as murder or indulging in dark humour. Pissing people off is one of his favorite pass times. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024"Haha! Yup, that's a smug-looking me! Although.. the eyes are wrong cutie, maybe try harder next time." 020
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024"Just enjoying the vibe!" // Art done by: bsky.app/profile/kita... 020
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024// It's saying "I will sacrifice myself for you" and the other person "I will suffer living without you but I will always carry you with me." He avoids saying "I love you!" as he doesn't wish to ley to someone he cares about. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024// Fun Fact: Due to how Laurell grew up, he doesn't believe in love. He is a man of action rather than words, believing people only say those three words to comfort someone. The closest thing to love is eating someone consensually. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024// Fun Fact: Laurell is a hunter by nature and loves the outdoors. He has a very high respect for death, which is why he cooks his victims into the best meal he can make, depending on their personality. This way, they did not die for nothing. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024"Okay.. I need to use this wisely..." He runs into Shocker at a fast peace before wrapping his own arms around him and gave a good snuggle cuddle. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024"I just got called a master manipulator!" He tried his hardest to hold in laughter, grinning violently. "Well I would never!" He spoke sarcastically being going into a fit of laughter. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024 "Journalism is the first draft of history and I get to write it." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024"Wow! Work has been crazy busy the last couple off day. I sometimes forget Christmas tends to have such high crime rates!" 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024"She is still inside of me... I carry her with me wherever I go." He spoke as if he was carrying a burden that no one else could understand. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024"Okay, this man is a cutie and no one can make me think otherwise." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024"I can confess murder on here and no one will no! I mean, I confess normally but people think I'm joking" He laughed to himself. 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024"Finding my footing on here considering how it doesn't impact where I'm from." 000
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024"Human life is precious isn't it?" When he smiled it was toothy and fake and when he laughed it was a cacophony of metallic hollow sounds that reverberated through his large body and chilled the bones of those who knew this was not the boy they used to know. 100
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Good late morning people! I've had a busy one but I hope you guys have been taking it easy. For those of you who are sleeping, hope you all have great dreams and blessed by Hypnos. 111
Laurell Phoebus @laurellphoebus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024"Time to clock my brain off and say hello to Hypnos, for an early work day tomorrow. Night to everyone or I hope you have a great day." 000