Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026just posted a question on r/socialskills and someone called me weird. well yeah brother, if I wasnt at least a bit weird I probably wouldn’t need to post on the social skills subreddit 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026it’s sooo hard having a Protestant mother. like she’ll wake up in the morning, do every single NYT puzzle, read for a bit (always nonfiction btw) , chat to my dad, and then say something like “it feel so good to be lazy!!” No that’s just Life, you are just Living Life 010 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 16/11/2025does anyone know why german homes dont have fire alarms in the kitchen?? seems crazy when like 95% of house fires start in the kitchen. considering its the room where u go to Make Things Hot and all 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025unless you literally hunt for sustenance and have never set foot in a supermarket you have no excuse to not be vegan 053 5
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 08/11/2025in 2 weeks US ATC will be just a coupla dudes smoking pot in the control tower, answering all incoming radios with "yeah whatever man, just go for it" 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 07/11/2025bringing my new rug home on the bus and this guy one-upped me with a whole mattress. never been so embarrassed in my life 010 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 01/11/2025people say it’s difficult to save money in germany, not with the right mindset baby 💯 010 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025i learned about sex for the first time from an illustrated book my mom bought me. so i always thought the guy sticks his penis in and just leaves it there for a bit. i was shocked when I learned you also gotta move around and stuff 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025if I was mayor of a city id make a rule that public parking everywhere costs $100 per hour. and then everyone can just sort their shit out from there 010 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025i hate germans soofooosdaoigioa much words cannot describe 120 2
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 31/08/2025i keep getting this ad for a podcast episode that goes "did you know 50% of american men think that they could LAND a passenger PLANE? in this episode we'll be discussing overconfidence with experts" and its PISSING me OFF because I ALSO believe I could land a passenger plane!!!!!!!! 100 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 26/01/2025computer please do not show me any guys from Shark Tank unless I am watching Shark Tank 010 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I’ve spent the last few weeks trying to figure out the best ways to invest for retirement and decided the best solution is just to k*ll myself when I turn 67 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 19/12/2024luigi someday everybody else will move on but I will be right here waiting . laurarat on bluesky. 010 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The Drone thing reminds me of when I worked as a lifeguard at an outdoor pool and one day a woman swam over to me and was like “there’s a drone flying overhead taking pictures of me!!” and I was like “that’s an airplane” 120 2
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024can’t wait to exchange forced pleasantries with the shift lead who hates my guts while we wait to enter the jobsite bc we have to arrive 15 min early to every job (unpaid) 💯 100 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024signed myself up for a medical study bcuz im in my broke era and I keep giggling to myself because one of the tests is *literally* this. I am Monky receive juice for stimulus 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 04/11/2024when babies are born in a British hospital they are lightly tapped on the top of their head with a massive hammer. it’s not a very powerful hit but it is enough to cause irreparable damage to their fragile developing brains 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 04/11/2024today we got to eat dinner at the fancy catering and I ate a big plate of expensive fruits (pineapple, mango, kiwi, blackberries) right across from British pop punk sensation Neck Deep. Never kill yourself 💯 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 26/10/2024scrolling through my old twitter account... remembering all the past versions of myself who still live within me... and that all of them unfortunately suck big time balls 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 22/10/2024germans explain 'digga' like "its not racist, it comes from the word 'Dicker' which means fatty, but then we started saying it with g instead!!" but brother that like. doesnt make any sense really 100 1
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 21/10/2024working a male-dominated job is sooooo awesome im getting really good at waiting til I get home to cry 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 15/10/2024can anybody suggest a good career for someone whos not really good at anything or also interested in anything pls xx 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 14/10/2024i saw my first Cybertruck yesterday while on a walk and I got so excited I rushed home to tell my parents n they were like Oh.... you've never seen a cybertruck before? 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 26/09/2024best way to quit smoking is to go on a 8hr road trip with 5 alcoholic German men who chain smoke in the car the entire way. since then my average craving for a little ciggie has gone down about 75% im not even joking 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 21/09/2024A little union bustingis okay as long as u promise not to do it again!!!!! 000 0
Laura @laurarat.bsky.social · 21/09/2024the fact that both of the Reply All guys now each have their own podcast which is basically a shit version of Reply All… whatr we doing here.. 000 0
