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Laura 💕💜💙

@lauraoaura.bsky.social
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she/her • sacramento

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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
when I worked at coffee shop chain this dude would say 9 sativas instead of 9 stevias and someone corrected him one day
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Listening to Troye Sivan’s new album and can hear in Cowboy how Jack Antonoff was a contributor
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Denying Catholic priests the ability to administer sacraments to Catholic prisoners is objectively insanely offensive to Catholicism in a way that almost nothing else could be
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waymo got stuck behind a garbage truck earlier today
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
burrito brian, current ceo of sbux, was formerly Chipotle’s ceo
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the 3 commercials allowed in donald trump’s america: GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE remember you’re FAT take this $500 pill to fix your FAT ASS meta ai perrrrrfect place for to put baby inside to n/ap!!!
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My mom has been visiting my niblings and it turns out suggesting that they should go to the pumpkin patch multiple times (a few of them being in front of the kids) yielded some adorable pictures. Next up is convincing my other sister to take my nephew to the apple orchard
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tfw your seminary homework gets in the way of Duolingo, your other homework
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🫂
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only in Sacramento do u get an ad for joining caltrans at the local independent theater
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So when Samuel of the Hebrew Bible has visions of something bad happening he’s a “prophet” who has “prophecies” but when *I* imagine bad things happening I have “depression” and “anxiety” and am “dooming”
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
are your other wips a joke to u
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you know it’s sacramento when the gay church potluck just plays mexican music
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hahaha yesss
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Baby name was just revealed to me on FaceTime and it is definitely one that millennial parents came up with
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At the point in my late 20s where I might just ask for Charging Cords of Various Types for my birthday
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ur so right I didn’t even consider this
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got a new nibling on Wednesday and I do not know his new name yet. I don’t understand this phenomena as you have 9 months to pick a name
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
diva down
wig hair on a sidewalkWig ponytail hair laying by the sidewalk
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Capitol of real America
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mackle Roan (Chappell Roan + Macklemore) tour
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Toured the Castro in SF as part of seminary orientation, led by a gay man who was a pastor during the AIDS crisis. They had some tributes to Dolly up
Tribute to Dolly on a building along with two other tributes to people who died. Gay flag in the Castro neighborhood in San Francisco against a building. My hand is extended with my rainbow engagement ring and my wedding ring. 
The Castro neighborhood with the Castro theater sign in the background and overhead wires for the transit system“You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap” sign quoting Dolly
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ok I’ll bite. what is a “star” “war”
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the ‘how yall youse and you guys talk’ correctly clocks me as from the city I spent the first 15 years of my life in every time. this one not so much
Dialect map quiz result telling me I talk most like I’m from Nevada whereas the nyt article always tells me the exact city I was born in
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Getting humbled as a sacramentan who walks in flat land by the hills the bay has
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
alma mater mention
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Listened to the Troye Sivan Blue Neighbourhood CD and the scratches on it came up with entirely new versions of songs
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
and they even have oat milk for my lactose intolerant self so my stomach does not turn into a volcano at Lassen Volcanic National Park
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just got an iced latte at the national park visitor center cafe, what a charmed life
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s that time of year where I’m no longer a cradle robber since my spouse and I are the same age for a few weeks. Everyone go wish my fave chaotic nonbinary bisexual w/ adhd @astruckpersonn.bsky.social a happy birthday
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Haven’t experienced this w/ the Sacramento airport although I’ve never done drop off and have always done economy lot or taken the bus. I imagine it’s worse around sfo or oakland airport
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m becoming both like other girls and my father (bought Diet Coke)
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“how many months of work experience do you have” my brother in Christ calHR i was a seasonal farm worker starting at 12 years old
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spousal bit infringement for the folks following at home
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
spouse is making dinner w/ tofu marinade I found on reels
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ok but u gotta have equally unhinged grocery outlet snacks to go w/ it
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
there was another Laura getting an oil change today which I learned when I called to double check what time to show up
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
went on a date to get the car new wiper blades and an oil change today
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Dan @handackett.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Occasionally I'll be standing in the grocery store and will suddenly be overwhelmed with awe and wonder at what a miracle it is that the global food distribution system can bring us all these incredible things from across the world, and it works so well that it's become completely mundane
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
At the enviro lobby day and there are 2 other people who are drinking Yerba madre in addition to me
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
kinda chic to get to tell people “I took light rail here” when they ask you which way you’re parked
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
just saw an Instagram story from my friend’s ex of her at a women’s professional baseball league game, which feels like a very sapphic thing to be saying
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
tried gas station horchata this week and would get it again
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
so-called free thinking tonight queen? @lauraoaura.bsky.social
My wife Laura with a tray of In-n-Out Animal-Style Cheeseburgers and Fries in the outdoor seating on a windy night (her hair is flopping around in the breeze)
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
chat I am stuffed
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
think @astruckpersonn.bsky.social found a database website from the subreddit
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
yes, I got one from a local ‘a bra that fits’ recommended store and having a well fitting bra has improved my day to day life
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
just gonna say it. california fair food >>>>>>>>>>> midwest fair food
A plate of 2 fish tacos and 2 carne asada tacos, next to a giant souvenir cup (that says “Fair Fun”) of Watermelon Agua Fresca, on a metal picnic tableThe same agua fresca next to a small cup of hot Cheetos esquites
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
IKEA d8 where we returned w/ lingonberry jam and dark chocolate
Butch wife and femme spouse in IKEA aisles together, both wearing light blue shirts
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Laura 💕💜💙 @lauraoaura.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
found nothing for myself but got to learn that there are others out there in my state w/ my last name that I’ve never heard of
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