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Lauren Kelley

@lauraniumm.bsky.social

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Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Dems take note—you, too, could be hotter than Gosling if you would make at least one (1) ballsy move for your constituents, please and thank you, goodnight

Screenshot of Bluesky’s trending topics list; Senator Van Hollen ranks at number 1 with a red label reading “hot” next to his name; Ryan Gosling ranks at number 2 with a green label reading “new” next to his name.

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

me in the national security group chat

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

just passed one of these bad boys on 66, lol. lmao, even! #elon #bouncehouse #nazitruckfuckoff

A photo of a multicolored, gaudy af cybertruck advertising “Bruno’s Bounce House” in various early-aughts graphics and fonts. Woof.

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

behind on #BelovedFebruary because someone stole my spot 👀

A devastatingly cute, blonde, 8-year-old German shepherd mix lounges on a couch, clearly taking the spot of someone who’s reading Beloved with their morning coffee. 10/10 would forgive her.

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Morrison’s use of omniscient narration allows for such rich character development—for multiple characters—in such a short amount of time! (Chapter 1 alone) #BelovedFebruary ♥️ @heymrsbond.com

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

ooop, forgot to do alt text for Viola! here’s another pic of her look last night—one of my favorites 🖤✨ #violadavis #goldenglobes #cecilbdemilleaward

Violas Davis on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a black sequined (maybe? either way, it’s very shimmery) gown, holding out her sheer black cape and looking like she might fly away or cast a spell! The coolest part of this dress is that the shimmery sparkles are rainbow and you can see them shine with her movement!

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Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

🐐🐐🐐 #ayoedebiri #goldenglobes

Ayo Edebiri on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a grey suit with drapey pants, a satin grey shirt, and a long, gold feather for a “tie.” She also looks like she’s wearing grills! Her hair is down and curly, parted down the middle.

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

perfection 🤯 #janellejames #goldenglobes

Janelle James at the Golden Globes in a black velvet strapless gown with a sweetheart neckline and black satin elbow-length gloves. Her hair is in a short pixie cut. She wears diamond earrings and bracelets.

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Colman Domingo ALWAYS looks good 🤩🙏 #goldenglobes

Colman Domingo on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a charcoal gray suit with a black and white polka dot (?) shirt and a grey scarf tied in a bow as the “tie.”

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

jeremy noooo 🫢 #goldenglobes

Jeremy Strong on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a eucalyptus green corduroy (suede??) suit over a white turtle neck topped with a matching eucalyptus green corduroy (suede????) bucket hat and omg he also has on some copper tinted aviator sunglasses. It’s so much.

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

dave rygalski forever 🥰 #adambrody #goldenglobes #gilmoregirls #sethcohen

Adam Brody on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a double-breasted forest green suit with black lapels and a white rose(?) boutonnière.

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Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

🚨🚨🚨Emma Stone has a pixie cut #emmastone #goldenglobes

Emma Stone on the Golden Globes carpet wearing a classic red strapless gown with an empire waist and faux ribbon belt. She’s also debuting (I think?…) an adorable pixie haircut.

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Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

what 🥵 #kerirussell #goldenglobes

Keri Russell on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a white, angular one-piece suit with a bedazzled belt and black pumps. It also looks like the suit might have a cape?

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

this is so fun! #violadavis #goldenglobes

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

blue 🩵🥹 #andrewscott #goldenglobes

Andrew Scott on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a monochromatic robin’s egg blue suit? And a pearl(??) bracelet?! 🤪

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

i do love a red carpet night 😏✨ #amyadams #goldenglobes

Amy Adams poses on the Golden Globes red carpet wearing a burgundy gown with a sweetheart neckline and drapey off-shoulder sleeves. Her necklace and earrings are in a sort of art deco style and look like spikey stars!

Lauren Kelley @lauraniumm.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

uh, what now? 😂

A screenshot showing the results of a Google search that inexplicably labels the classic animated film How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) as a “documentary/musical.” I have…questions.