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Warning: Adult humor

In this small, weird Midwestern town, we were called “transients”

In this small, weird Midwestern town, we were called “transients”

Three people are dead and 21 injury crashes were reported in 24 hours during the 2026 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, according to the South Dakota Highway Patrol.

In the process, men, I learned that to attract a woman you need to smell like a damned woman

Andy Griffith created a Southern Utopia when the South really needed it.

Denial of old age and death just gets boring

The era of “Baby Groupies,” singles bars and rape — um, I mean Free Love

Immediately recognize AI writing at the text level so you don’t start to write like the zombies

This memoir of domestic violence, in an increasingly ugly post-9/11 America, took me 20 years to write.

Your name just isn’t good enough and neither are you, loser

In surveillance photos all humans seem sinister

Weird Fucking Aunt Laura shows you how to make an American classic — while there’s still an America to fuck about in

In a 95-mile-an-hour headwind, I sing

You’ve no idea what we go through, Darlings

A mercifully brief lecture on the splendors of the English tongue

When the whole world is on the narcissistic spectrum, how, exactly, can we put up with each other?

No, I didn’t ask for autographs, not even from Walter Cronkite

Boys, there is and it’s about time you learned about it

The early 1980s tipped the scales. Now, our eating habits may topple presidents

My eyeballs are tired

I don’t own my AI-generated imagery and don’t need to sell it.

Imagine: A total stranger asking, “Are you wearing underwear?”