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Laura Lee

@lauraleeta.bsky.social
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I swear way too much. California native. Irish/Mexican-American Indian AKA-“ Green-Bean”😜 Happily Married. 2 Grown man sons. Dodgers fan. Trump🚫Crypto🚫DMs Gordon Ramsay/KN 2009 Voluntary abuse. Reality TV isn't real. #mamarita4ever Don’t be a dick.

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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 4h
I can’t wrap my head around how we’re having to cope with people who have an endless supply of evil & chaos , with no end in sight …. EVERY FUCKING DAY OF OUR LIVES‼️‼️
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ugh! Some of the facial hairs (due to the hormones I take) are so frickin thick, you can actually hear them when I pull them out. Brutal. #womenslife #hormones
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today my son turns 31‼️ I’m so proud of him.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brave mariachi band playing the national anthem at Monday night football.🏈 Hope they don’t get grabbed when they leave 🫪
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beautiful day working in the yard. This baby smells sooooo good.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have to leave soon to get my hair done. I don’t know how I’m going to break it to my dog 😫
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me ‼️ Trump asked budget chief to draft order bringing health research funding under his control Source: POLITICO
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This makes me laugh! No chance in hell diaper boy is going to sign off on hurting his BFF‼️‼️
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do these corrupt assholes think we’re stupid? This all can’t be over soon enough ‼️
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good information to have.
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Jers_gal @jersgal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes, everyone should check. Don't assume your voter registration is still valid. It's quick and easy to check. www.vote.org/am-i-registe...
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George3May @texasbluedot70.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
To all Texans. Check your voter registration here. You have until October 5th to re-register if they removed you. Please share. goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This LAKE bullshit is NOT going to distract from the EPSTEIN FILES‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Unfucking believable.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He (mushroom dick) VOTES BY MAIL!! This is fucking ridiculous! Our SCOTUS SUCKS‼️
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When we finally see Mitch, will he be partly decomposed ❓❓
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TGIF Everyone 💐💐 Hope your day is beautiful. * Autumn says “hi.”
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My beautiful blooms. They smell as good as they look!
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I made carrot cake again! 😋
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP‼️
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hope he has a DIAPER BLOW OUT while giving the award… and then everyone points and laughs!!! Maybe we can shame him to death.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wow!! Lindsay Graham died‼️‼️ 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Keep em coming ‼️
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’ve seen a bigger crowd in my panties than at the state fair 😳
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
No one wants his stinky ass hands on the FIFA trophy ‼️ There’s really just no escaping this asshole, not even for one day. Exhausting. 😟
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Kudos to Alicia Keys who performed at the Obama Library Opening AND the NY Knicks parade in the same day. She ROCKS! 🎉
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You know what’s crazy? In my family (well, my MOM’s family) they pretty much pierce your ears right out of the womb. So weird. Yes, that’s me.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Maybe they won cuz mushroom dick wasn’t there 😳
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ugh!! Diaper boy never ceases to amaze me. share.newsbreak.com/iosohs5x
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Trump says "I love the inflation" because U.S. is "taking" Iranian oil - NewsBreak
President Trump said the U.S. is seizing "millions" of barrels of Iranian oil in the dead of night, and said inflation will come down when the war ends.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m done for today. Today’s news is already ruining my Friday. Going to enjoy the sunshine and smell the roses, at least he can’t ruin that…. Yet‼️‼️‼️
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We’re a fucking joke!!! share.newsbreak.com/im3owfyx
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The photo that proves America has finally reached peak absurdity under Trump - NewsBreak
The photograph is almost too on-the-nose to qualify as satire. Drone footage of Washington, DC this weekend showed the results of the last few months of Tr
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Another fucking Monday that makes me want to scream!! Not gonna lie, this shit sucks.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My son was just in New York and saw The Book of Mormon… he told me there was a part in the play they where they were in Hell and Jeffrey Epstein was there saying that he and Trump were BFF’s. He said it was hilarious.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
When your husband is feeling frisky at work 😳
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So weird…. My son’s mail in ballot arrived but my husband & mine did not. This is a first. 🤬
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Who knew that having a small mushroom dick could turn you into such a psycho ‼️‼️
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’ve 86’d many people over the years. Obnoxious and pain in the ass customers. I’ve also 86’d more menu items than I can count. So get the fuck out of here with this other stupid shit! Every fucking day is just SO ANNOYING with this idiot!
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You’ve got to be kidding me with this Comey 86 shit‼️ I’ve never seen bigger fucking hypocrites in my life. How they can even get the words out without choking❓ Every day is just infuriating and incomprehensible 🤬🤬🤬
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
So….. He gets to keep breaking things and then use OUR tax dollars to fix shit that shouldn’t of been broken in the first place but take away the things OUR taxes pay for and we’re supposed to be happy and better off❓ ❓ ❓ I don’t get it or maybe I’m just confused 🤔
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Why aren’t they reporting on the ASSASSINATION of our RIGHTS & FREEDOMS❓❓ Instead of this fake bullshit‼️‼️‼️🤬🤬
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You know what would make the EARTH happy …. GET RID OF THE ORANGE POLLUTANT!!! Happy Earth Day 🌎
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Everyday should be 420 while this mushroom dick is in charge.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Had to detach from the phone today and all the fucking bullshit ruining the start of another week, instead I raked pine needles covering our grass from our neighbors tree and got some sun.🌞 Oh…. and celebrated 420. 😜
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I know I shouldn’t this late But fuck it I’m going downstairs to get some milk & cookies 😳😋
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Is it just me or did this guy get cast in this drug commercial because at quick glance it makes you pause to see if it’s Brett Farve? I know I did.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
OMG! Please don’t let THEM fill a SCOTUS seat!
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The pedo has no grain of self awareness . I can’t wait until the day he’s gone.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I can’t watch Just can’t do it
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In my mind I immediately imagine someone in a room with dim light and no windows, feverishly forging new ballots. In this shit show, it’s entirely plausible.
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I like the thought of this…. share.newsbreak.com/hyc173xy?s=i16
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Trump isn’t immune from civil claims his Jan. 6 rally speech incited riot, judge says - NewsBreak
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump is not immune from civil claims that he incited a mob of his supporters to attack the Capitol on Jan, 6, 2021, a f
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Laura Lee @lauraleeta.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My dog has the WORST día-💩💩💩, woke up to it everywhere this am😩 Needless to say, my morning has been pretty pretty shitty 😳 Poor girl 💐
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