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Asal the Rural We

@laughtrack.bsky.social
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Asal. Yeen. Friend. Agent Provocateur. NSFW 18+ and horny on main. He/They

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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 8h
Power went out but there's no wind, not even a little breeze. It stopped raining hours ago. Someone probably hit a power pole.
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Apulsauce @apulsauce.bsky.social · 21h
Pop! #animation
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🔞the popo @popoisyucky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
whole skunk hole
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 15h
Update so people don't worry: I'm not dead, fever broke in the morning and I've just been recovering all day. Still weak and blah tho, hopefully I'll be good by the time I have to go to work tomorrow night.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 18h
In desperate need of more food delivery options here.
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basic_eagles @basiceagles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
now I'm prepared for autumn
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If it's not better by morning, probably lol For now; water, bed and blankets.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was wild. Sure do love hallucinations caused by a sudden onset fever making me burn up and shiver like hell at the same time
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My knee is throbbing
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I deserve to be petted
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Draeusz @draeusz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
kiss that fat and stinky donut! 🍑💦
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every app, software and service needs an option for returning users to skip the on-boarding. The worst part of setting up a new device is slogging through all the pop-ups and tooltips telling me stuff I already know.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone cleared the project path in one of our programs then saved it... you're just lucky I have the path memorized, you fuck.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah they're gonna live even longer than the boomers
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And once again GenX avoids taking responsibility lol
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have had shit luck with the cheap mass produced mechanical keyboards lately. Specifically the space bar stabilizer. On all 3 of the keyboards I bought in the last year, the stabilizer was fucked up out of the box and I had to fix it before I could use it.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's Halloween month so I'm riding my demon cock dildo whenever I play this month.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eh, I'll check back in on it over time. Im sure it'll be working eventually. This is like the first game I've really had any trouble playing on linux, and it's brand new.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep. Way smoother on windows. Even running it on high settings with no upscaling, the 50fps I'm getting is consistent and feels smoother than the jittery 120fps I get playing on linux. Riperoni.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So anyway I dusted off my 5800X3D and RX 6800 system, installed tiny10 on it and we're gonna see if it'll run Resonant any better than my bazzite system with a 7950X and 6950XT
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the first time in my life that the value of my computers has actually *appreciated* this is so beyond fucked lmao
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It does technically work on linux, but the performance is kinda broken. The consensus seems to be that the texture streaming used in northlight just hammers the crap out of the proton dxvk translation, makes it a real stuttery mess. Avg fps 100+, 1% lows of like 20fps lmao
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is control resonant gonna be the game to get me to put windows back on one of my machines so I can play it?
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Give me buttons and knobs machined from solid metals with heavy dampening and tactile loud clicks. Add some covered toggle switches too. And gauges. All the gauges with glowing neon backlights. I want my car dash to look like cold war fighter jet cockpit.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bark like a dog
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The logistics of load balancing the sanitation utilities to work with the 38 minute time limit could be a fun subplot for the episode.
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Cairo Steele 🔜 MFF, ANE @cairosteele.com · 05/10/2026
Ohh... I think I like this. WIP
The same drawing (cairo as frank n furter) but now it has inks and spot black
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GenAI in schools belongs in the same category as DARE. Utterly useless, a complete misrepresentation of reality, and will do more harm than good. But at least DARE had a hot furry mascot. GenAI doesn't even get that.
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💛Golden Borzoi💛 @shelterinen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 3 - Catsuit / kinktober 2026 "The bitch is ready to work, she seems happier with her outfit"
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coyote vs Acme understood the assignment. That was a good movie.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Houses fit inside factories
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love mixing my size queen kink with other fun kinks c:
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyway I want you to punch my bladder from inside my ass with your huge flared horsecock until I piss myself. Don't have a horsecock? That's ok. We'll just lock away whatever you have and strap a big horsecock on to you.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Google keyboard's autocorrect is getting so much worse. Trying to gaslight me that "aesthetic" wasn't a word and kept trying to change it to "anesthetic" even when I completely typed it out. Vibe coded AI bullshit. An LLM is not a replacement for a dictionary. Fucking brains the size of walnuts.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chores done. I think I'm gonna get a pizza and watch coyote vs acme
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If democrats would campaign on ending dst for the midterms they'd get a lot more popular, guaranteed.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even reinstalled it on a gen 4 nvme drive and it's still stuttering all over the place after the last updates. It ran fine on launch day tho. rip
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well that sucks. The latest hotfixes for control resonant have completely broken performance on my linux machine. Just massive constant stuttering everywhere in the game, even on the lowest settings.
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🌲Timber Donk🌲 @timberdonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meep meep
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gn
Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's rough, I was in a similar situation myself with this job.
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Bela mopdog @belamopdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Levee He/they, donkey (caris' donkey side relative)
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you stop eating all the cheese
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If a ship was built entirely in space, with materials mined refined and processed in space, and fueled in space, then it made planet fall on an exo planet with an atmosphere, it would be called "entry" and not "reentry" right?
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Given the current state of the pc hardware market and the system requirements of modern games I am forced to conclude that playing on low settings is the intended way to play most AAA games coming out.
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Lace and Roses @roseandlace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to horror month ... Hor...ny? Month? GHOST FUCKERY
A unicorn being held down and stimulated by ghostly detached hands and phallic appendages

The artist has their patreon name in the corner: ForgieArts
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would it be a yeen and zeeb show instead of a dog and pony show?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brian talking to a wolf looking angel asking "am I dead?"

The figure says "yeah bro you tried to Out Pizza The Hut"
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