lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Customer: I've been on hold for ten minutes, maybe I should call back later. Recording: Your call is important to us. Customer: Well, if it's important to them, I'd better stay on hold! Scenes that have never ever happened, not even once. 010
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Bluesky getting whiny, angry and lashing out at Nate Silver (declaring him racist, homophobic etc) for the sin of pointing out that Bluesky's left wing bubble isn't going to be particular helpful for winning elections is so depressingly on brand for Bluesky. 000
Reposted by @lauchs.bsky.social🌊 Matt Gaetz’ Burner Account 🌊 @krisbouncedx.bsky.social · 21/08/2025 🫳🏼 🎤 750664
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Takes like this are so wild to me. Did these people just start reading news? Hell, Gaza isn't even the worst humanitarian crisis happening today! But no one is allowed joy because unlike all the tragedies beforehand, you're vaguely paying attention to this one? 120
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I wonder what percentage of masked ice agents wrote angry online rants about how they couldn't possibly breathe in a mask... 000
Reposted by @lauchs.bsky.socialPaul Tassi @paultassi.bsky.social · 01/08/2025‘Twisted Metal’ Just Set A Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score Record www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...forbes.com‘Twisted Metal’ Just Set A Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score RecordTwisted Metal season 2 has just set a Rotten Tomatoes record in the realm of video game adaptations, which is very impressive. 1222
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I almost bumped into and certainly startled Paul F Tompkins moments before he did improv with a local group. 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director. 010
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Saw this beauty surveying the street from underneath her hedge towers this fine #Caturday 060
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I put a pillow on the freezer once and now it is a second (okay, fifth) bed for this elderly void. (Who was, rightfully, very annoyed to be woken up as I did my chores) #caturday 040
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I will cry with laughter if/when Ken Paxton's divorce turns out to be, in part, because he paid for his mistress's abortion. 010
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I love this so much. I think it might be the first time trump has ever mentioned the consequences of misinformation. 000
Reposted by @lauchs.bsky.social👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 06/07/2025they wrote an obit for the louvretechcrunch.comAsk not for whom the Louvre of Bluesky tolls, it tolls for thee | TechCrunchIt’s a sad weekend over at Bluesky, where one of the best accounts has disappeared — though we can still hope for its resurrection. 1746583
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Sleepy #caturday for this one who strongly believes that comfiness is cumulative, i.e., comfy things are comfier when ON another comfy thing. 030
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 18/06/2025So, I'm good at finding the news stuff on Blue Sky, any suggestions for the memes and fun side of things? 000
Reposted by @lauchs.bsky.socialAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 10/06/2025IMPORTANT: Stop calling the troops in LA National Guard Troops. They are not. When Trump activated them against the wishes of the Gov they became FEDERAL troops… like the 82nd airborne with no Law enforcement power! Don’t let them confuse you! 18465392142
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I'd say this is true of my side too though. Maybe it's my feeds/algorithm but I rarely see anyone on BlueSky or Lemmy describe a republican or trump voter as anything other than idiot, a bigot or both. 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Easy choice as to what album to listen to today. Good luck LA, show ICE what's up. 070
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Is there a way to bet on how long it takes before trump says Elon was removed from doge for drug abuse? 000
Reposted by @lauchs.bsky.socialThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 05/06/2025We're going to run out of popcorn 6878478
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Have you ever been so hung over you give up after shaving half your sideburns? #whiskeyLeaks 020
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 21/04/2025JD Vance really does kill everything he touches. Rest in Peace Pope Francis. 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I'm digging Bluesky but how many furry accounts do I have to mute before the algorithm realizes I don't care for "sexy" cartoon animals? (Not judging, just not my thing.) 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Happy #Caturday! This lovely lady is enjoying spring and the opportunity to bring new leaves inside the house. 050
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 18/04/2025The #LeadersDebate ending with the moderator throwing shade at the previous.moderator's hockey team was delightful. 010
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 15/04/2025For all the worry and awfulness around politics, I'm hard pressed to think of a more adorably Canadian headline than "Time changed for French-language leaders' debate due to Montreal Canadiens game" Put a smile on my face at least. #cdnpoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caTime changed for French-language leaders' debate due to Montreal Canadiens game | CBC NewsThe start time of Wednesday's French-language leaders' debate has been changed from 8 p.m. to 6 p.m. after two federal party leaders requested it not clash with a potentially consequential Montreal Ca... 0152
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 15/04/2025The funny thing about the Yglesias kerfuffle is that best case scenario he essentially meant to write "I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than me." He's one of the first ppl I followed on here. The initial bit is dumb but the trumpian doubling down on it feels ich. 010
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 12/04/2025#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #filmsky #moviesky 1141
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025So donald's "liberation" lasted just under a week, wreaked havoc and was ultimately as effective as when a child threatens to hold their breath. Brilliant work team. 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Amazing, the Rio theatre in #Vancouver is showing a free Canadian lineup for #CanFilmDay AND on the 18th! Incendies, Universal Language and It Feeds on the 16th and Jesus of Montreal and Ginger Snaps on the 18th. 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025If America could monetize the memes based on its crashing markets... 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Usually I don't recommend emailing Fox, but I think it'd be funny if we all kept asking them to bring back the stock ticker. 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Nothing screams "I have confidence in the economic sanity of these plans" like waiting until the markets have closed to announce them. 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Just basking in the sunshine, checking out her shadow this fine #Caturday 060
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Living with a cat means you never have to poop alone! #catsofbluesky 050
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 21/03/2025#Severance seems like a nightmare for boomers, sure half of you gets to work unencumbered by family or friends but the other half has to face a grim lifetime of being unable to talk about work at social gatherings. 000
Reposted by @lauchs.bsky.socialRick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 19/03/2025This is the article that got me banned on Twitter. Nazis? Fine. Racist freaks? Perfectly ok. Describing a social and media campaign to hit Tesla's stock price? Sissy SpaceX freaks the fuck out. 30951031237
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Listening to the Economist and they're already hedging about whether trump will leave office when his 4 years are up. 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025What's more #Vancouver than missing a great polka punk band because you had to call an ambulance for a junkie enroute? 000
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 07/03/2025#Canucks looked at a team whose top two centres are playing at a 52 and 49 point per season pace and decided "this team can go places!" 030
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Could there be anything more Aquillini than the #Canucks holding onto an expiring UFA while fighting for the last wild card spot? 160
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025"I tried but 3 of these are still American" elderly lady with a huge pile of groceries apologizing to the cashier. I wanted to hug her for doing her best. #BuyCanadian 040
lauchs.bsky.social @lauchs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Hey #Vancouver skiiers/snowboarders, when thinking about next season's pass, remember that Cypress is American owned while Grouse and Seymour are not... 000
