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@latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com
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I touch computers sometimes. Way too much into coffee. Send me photos of your setup. pfp commissioned by me Self-hosted Bluesky PDS for some reason. I also own a fedi instance he/him/she/her/they/them/any i don't really care my gender is irrelevant to me

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えて5 🔞 @ete555.bsky.social · 5h
うちのサキュバス
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zen @zenfyr.dev · 8h
New Moon Face on Sony Playstation 13.1, why you're trying not to laugh that's disrespectful as fuck
New Moon Face on Sony Playstation 13.1, it kind of looks like ishowspeed trying not to laugh
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 02/10/2026
looks pretty neat though. maybe i'll give it a test drive
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 02/10/2026
oh i already use mergiraf :3c
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 02/10/2026
also it prevents hair loss by allowing me to skip the Nightmare Merge Conflicts at work no part of it is difficult; it's just 2 hours of straight bullshit
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 02/10/2026
we should try ld-sigs again to reinvent CVEs from first principles
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 02/10/2026
yooooo!!!
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 02/10/2026
but the theorem was written in parkour
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 02/10/2026
i think above 2T params it should be called humongous language model
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 02/10/2026
large large language model... you get the point
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 02/10/2026
the large LLMs nowadays can handle the very fucking annoyingly big merge conflicts without issue, making soft/hard forks of actual scale possible
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Niko @meowing.zip · 01/10/2026
CALL THE PLUMBER
dave plummer with his arms crossed
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 01/10/2026
why the fuck
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 01/10/2026
can we get whisper v4 already all the other ASRs are worse than v3-large
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 30/09/2026
hooooly shit
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They just found you working at your secret part-time job at a maid cafe where you have to put on a cutesy attitude that contrasts with your typical aloof/tsundere nature, it might be over for you
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HanifAnims @hanifanims.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Day 52 - Happy Birthday, Inugami Korone! #inugamikorone #できたてころね #hololive #hololivegamers #vtuber #art
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 29/06/2026
sorry that post was shit i take it back what the fuck did you put on my computer
a file named "q" with some funky ascii(?) symbol of stacked boxes on either side in my home folder
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嘴広コウ @koup-q.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
etna
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 30/09/2026
I was still using an ancient Bitchsky build lol
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 30/09/2026
Proper updated Witchsky on phone... At last...
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 30/09/2026
it's been made to scroll for like 20 minutes at this point
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 30/09/2026
currently subjecting sol to slop shorts
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 29/09/2026
it reads your browser history for maximum recommendation quality
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 28/09/2026
This post is licensed to you by its owner. $INSTANCE$host is not responsible for, nor does it grant any licenses to, third-party posts.
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asg🖌Illustrator @asg-vgen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ご主人様の書斎/Ouro Kronii #kronillust #クロニーラ
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Keipup 👾 Comms Open @keipup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Übel
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Alice @caticornplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two sides of Ellen Joe
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✿eva✿ @punderfullll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Flandre Scarlet!! 💐💐
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Arkilide @arkilide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Commissions are now open on vgen (2 slots)
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goth girl knight I sketched today:
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Jan-Wah Li @janwahli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#inart Ina cappy :)
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see what you did Control
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りこり @ppitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
フワモコ!!! #FWMCpix
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
meme with list titled: "THINGS TO SAY TO A DIGITAL ARTIST."

- No watermark? Mine now.
- Timelapse? Don't need it.
- This is Al.
- Why are your canvases all blank?
- This art is bad. Let me show you how to properly draw.
- Do you draw rare fish?
- Sell me this pen.
- Buy a subscription for no ads.
- Can you draw me?
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 26/09/2026
frankly the halfway point just combines the downsides of both sides.
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 26/09/2026
This ended with world war 1, when passports became standardized and required photographs, for very obvious practical reasons. You don't need digitalization for something like this at all.
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dd🌺 @dd86k.space · 26/09/2026
Me too
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 26/09/2026
You already can't do that.
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KHARU @kharuart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kronii dood before shleep
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
⏳Time flies!⌛️ Somehow a full year has passed since we launched HADES II v1.0, after more than a year of Early Access development. To everyone who aided Princess Melinoë on her fateful task, thank you so much, and may moonlight guide you wherever you may go!🙏🌖
Hades II is one year old!
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 25/09/2026
Garbage is coming to landfill!!! 🔥🔥🔥
A screenshot of a post on X in dark mode by verified account Urbit (@urbit). The text reads: "Urbit is coming to @OmarchyLinux."
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 25/09/2026
dont get me wrong, its a great framework. probably one of the best ones but fuck
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 25/09/2026
its great until the extremely opinionated design just doesn't quite fit what you want
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 25/09/2026
i firmly believe that people who use rails and don't dislike rails have never written anything substantial in it
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winter @madoka.systems · 24/09/2026
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 to your router: - I would like to speak with the endpoint 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆. - Where do you keep your 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲 devices? - What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁? - I brought my 𝗼𝘄𝗻 protocol. - Sell me this 𝗩𝗟𝗔𝗡. - What are your 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀?
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 24/09/2026
welcome to the site thats slightly less bad in a different way
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 24/09/2026
if it doesnt work on qq browser i aint using it
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