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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 11h

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and The Predator

Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 12h

I think the same situation happened with Donnie Yen in Rogue One. He was going to pass on it and his kids were like BROOOOOOOO

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 13h

Not gonna lie I had to go to YouTube to see if it was Rhianna or AMG because 1. I have no idea how old Mads Mikkelsen is and 2. I was WILDLY compressing the time between the Select Records release and the present please excuse me while I crumble into dust

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 14h

The Dead Milkmen have always been their own thing tho

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Distributor cap makes that engine objectively communist tho

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“Socialism = Communism = Stuff I Think I Hate But Have Never Bothered To Think About For Longer Than It Takes To Call It Socialism

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

People (rightfully) dunking on Vance’s “definition” of socialism but that is absolutely how a lot of Americans think about it. I wish I could say it was only boomers or yokels or whatever but I talk to folks and “socialism is what I think I don’t like” is a whole school of thought in this country.

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Massive semen explosion” describes about 50% of my feed in the early days of this website

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I walked away from philosophy when it seemed like the majority of interactions were real life Reddit trolls confidently conflating mental gymnastics with experimental outcomes

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You could get pretty far on Forrest alone.

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Heretofore unheard of levels of incurious dipshittery

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I remember giggling at the “beam me up Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here” bumper stickers when I was a kid god damn if the prophecy is fulfilled

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When I first started getting into synth stuff I was like “why is this stuff so expensive” Now, years later, I’m like “why is this stuff so expensive”

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Guys thank you I needed this laugh so bad

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Guess I’ll see if I can get this thing running

A Mattel Electronics basketball game from the 70s

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Absolutely wild that ai is a groundbreaking technology that when applied properly can be an invaluable tool for solving complex problems and these bozos are like “now I don’t have to play fantasy football” or “I solved art”

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lou Barlow opened up a little general store up the street from my work what is life

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This interaction from Clerks incapacitated me for 15 minutes I cannot believe you It was an accident Like someone knocks a casket over on purpose I was just leaning on it HER FUCKIN BODY FELL OUT 💀💀💀

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is one of the best descriptions I’ve heard so far.

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Writers have been getting lazier and lazier

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Surely my healthcare package will provide affordable, comprehensive treatment in the event of exposure

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Plague is bad (obv) but is extremely treatable iirc. I suppose we can’t rule out the CDC issuing a directive to treat it with beef tallow and boner pills but

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hopefully his last years were a long, painful decline

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

lol I thought Dennis Hastert was already dead

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I bet your skeleton isn’t all fucked up tho

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I approached bike racing the way I approached music and skateboarding and martial arts stuff which was basically “if he can do I so can I” and that might be why I have so many broken bones

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I had this thing where I refused to accept my limitations against the advice of teammates, partners, coaches, and my own body and that both helped me and harmed me

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Eh more like don’t be a doofus and try to race a group up from where you belong

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

lol thats why I stunk at sprinting more than anything my power meter said. I was always pinned, and if I was sprinting for anything I was already blown from getting there in the first place.

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have maybe 3 sprints in 15 years that won anything. I’ve always had kind of a shit sprint - I could push pretty high numbers repeatably, but my max power was always low. Pretty sure I never saw anything over 1350, and that was an outlier. Usually closer to 1100.

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The good news was that hanging on that wheel was like riding behind an office building so it was rarely smart to even try

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

100%. I spent a bunch of weekends with him and the guy wasn’t exactly a talker but when he did he had some pretty wild stories. A lot of his approach was extremely logical like “the purpose of going to work it so make money”

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

His handlebars literally fit over mine. Going into a corner with him was hilarious, just like ok dude you have the line I guess

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