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Leon Lastrade

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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 13h
Or a very unneeded regime of Ozempic
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 19h
They are rubberized hubcaps. Normal wheel and tire underneath.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 19h
Nor should we. At its core, MAGA (even in what it’s fucking name eludes to) is a product of everything unresolved from the civil war and the civil right act. It’s racism. It’s sexism. And it’s being mobilized to protect a pedophilic, traitorous piece of shit and his lackies.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Her actions have quite literally been being pretty for pictures and screwing rich guys. So, what, pray tell are we supposed to call her out on? Grifting with her meme coin? Grifting with her shitty ass movie (produced by sex pest Brett Ratner…seeing a theme here in the men she associates with?)
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
To the owner: Was…was it not sufficiently angular for you enough already? 😂
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Oh…oh my. I thought we were just taking cheap shots…then I zoomed in. My god how can someone have an entire team whose job it is to dress you and you end up in junior’s first suit out of high school 😂😂🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Melania couldn’t even be bothered to go to her own son’s wedding. So no. This isn’t an attack on women. It’s an attack on Melania because she specifically is a wretched human being.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Idk, maybe because she’s the First Lady and has done literally nothing with the position of extreme privilege she has been given? She in fact seems resentful of it and spends as little time in Washington as possible. Also “many other women” also have jobs and actually have to care for their family
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Humanity as a whole is say, but yes 😞
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Season 12: Trust No Plant 👀
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
And who gets rewarded for this? Our adversaries with a weakened America and the likes of Lockheed Martin and Boeing who now have their production booked for the next 10+ years solid
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
I really want to know how every political candidate isn’t sick constantly being that close to so many people 😵‍💫
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
But you see, he’s standing behind that podium. SCOTUS says he’s immune >.>
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah? Tell me something notable she’s done that isn’t being a model and screwing rich men. I’ll wait.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Anyone else miss when search engines actually gave you like…actual information? I search for anything and it’s nothing but AI slop trying to sell something 💀 (And no, not even duck duck go is immune to that)
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 20h
Well Melania is a soulless wretch who is literally only there to be a good looking phallus receptacle…so…there’s that
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All they did was fire people, hire new people and then realize there (mostly) wasn’t anything wrong with the original batch. People (again, mostly) don’t show up to work to do a bad job. If a team is struggling, it’s likely due to some systemic or environmental issue. 🤦‍♂️ But nuance is dead so 🤷‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*except for maybe USPS…assuming congress would stop making it fund it’s ludicrous pension program that is actively killing it.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why, oh, why does nobody in this shitministration seem to realize that government institutions aren’t supposed to make money or be lean. If they were, the private sector would have taken over all non-regulatory/legal activity of said institutions long long ago 🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But for real though…where the kids going? I’ve been wondering this for the past year and a half 💀
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk, USPS cuts have rendered my post office unusable. I’ll let you know if it shows up on 2-3 weeks 🙄 (not joking…so many bills arrive after the due date)
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make Trump and the boys™️ fat stacks of cash (And probably some mild election tampering and a psyop via manipulating X’s algorithms on the side)
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bonus points if it’s because we ended up making skynet IRL? 🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Externally 9 Internally 2
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Large quantities of frivolous lawsuits are hardly a new phenomenon…it usually just doesn’t come from within the government 🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AND GO GET YOUR GODDAMN FLU SHOT, ya filthy animals 😵‍💫😂
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, I will continue to scream from the rooftops: SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS WERE NEVER DESIGNED TO NOR INTENDED TO BE USED AS IDENTITY VERIFICATION. Can we stop using them as such already. Holy fucking shit 🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Laughingstock of the world. How long till we are sent into eternal blackouts because our power grid has been taken over?
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BECAUSE WE ARE RESTARTING THE CRUSADES, BABY (Obviously /s…but also…not really?)
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South Park Characters Firing Guns
ALT: South Park Characters Firing Guns
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beside the spelling, the proper title is “President of The United States of America” JFC these people 🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Let him explore the wonders of tetanus “ …don’t forget screw worm! His cranial passenger needs a friend 😂
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fundamental laws of physics should make that obvious. But yet it still had to be said 🤦‍♂️ Yet another thing we can thank ‘no child left behind’ for.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
-There’s nothing wrong with being cold and distant, but it’s hard to rally a people together behind a cause and effectively lead when you are that unapproachable.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He would never. The idea itself is abhorrent to his very being. Jack Smith doesn’t even vote because he always felt it would interfere with his work. Furthermore, any head of state has to have a certain…je ne sais quoi about them. Smith is very cold and distant.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ve been having a LOT of (IT) system stability issues across multiple systems at my work the past couple weeks. I can’t help but think their integrating of AI into said systems might be the problem 🙄🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, look y’all: The FBI actually found legitimate fraud AND successfully prosecuted it. ‘Ope, aaaaaaaaand it’s a white person Won’t be hearing about this out of any republican’s mouth 🙄
abc7chicago.com
Chicago woman accused of collecting over $20K in benefits after hiding mother's body in freezer
Federal prosecutors have charged a Chicago woman who allegedly stored her mother's body in a freezer for two years for using her identity to fraudulently collect more than $20,000 worth of social secu...
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“It's also possible to connect Dots to your own PC, allowing them to control it on your behalf and work alongside you.” Oh nononononononononono NO no nope. That’s one degree away from straight malware my dudes. Malware. They want you to install AI controlled malware on your PC 😂
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really wonder if Trump has become deranged enough to actually try to legally go after him for saying it this time. The discovery, WHOOH the discovery 😂
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole hearing was a fucking clown show from the republicans. Not that we should expect any less from these *actual* traitorous dirtbags
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s not enough free capital right now (since AI is sucking up everything). Their options are: 1. Hope they get bought out 2. Partner with Magna (or similar) to produce the vehicle for them Fisker went with option 2 on their second go around. As a former employee, I can tell you that was shit
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I told you so is warranted Trump is a raving lunatic, racists, corrupt POS. They published all their plans in P2025 a year ahead of time. “I told you so” is more than warranted.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not to mention the oil companies would immediately draw such a ban into court. And idk about you but in about fucking tired of bankrolling government lawyers for stuff that isn’t putting people of the trump regime in jail 🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a Chicagoan (he was mayor here for a stint) I concur. He’s a very intelligent man, but he’s from a different era and is NOT what this country needs (an old establishment dem who will maintain the status quo)
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The entire justification is so goddamn stupid. If you have a warrant to arrest someone, why would you need to execute that at a polling place? You can go to their job, their home, trace their cell phone, idfk. I know it’s just an excuse, but my god. They are so stupid it’s painful.
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I forget that not everyone likes to play Carebear DnD 😵‍💫
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think we’d hear about it 💀
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#BadDMthings
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope they signed up using a proton/burner email untraceable to them because they are totally going on Donald’s “kill after we finish overthrowing the government” list 💀
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought people paying for healthcare and not using it was a net benefit for the system. Also, even if these were fraudulent, the people getting the cash is the insurance companies 🤦‍♂️
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Leon Lastrade @lastrade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤦‍♂️
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