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Miles Metcalfe

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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 03/10/2026
In my experience if you want to make a ferment, wash every utensil first in soap and water, and rinse well with very hot water. Don’t use a tea towel to dry: let it air dry. Where the recipe says use salt, use sea salt, like Maldon, not iodised table salt. If you see a mould forming, chuck it away.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 01/10/2026
🚲 Why wear the expense of a folding bike if you are going to park it unfolded and blocking a door on a busy commuter train?
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 26/09/2026
Here is where we are. We will imminently acquire unprecedented tools for organising, summarising and mobilising existing knowledge. At the same time, we are entering an era when genuine discovery, institutional resilience, and the capacity to deal with “surprises” become existential.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 19/09/2026
😰 I've developed this weird anxiety about running out of dukkah. I don't ever run out of dukkah - I have 5 tubs in the cupboard. I can make it myself! I do run out of other herbs and spices I use a lot - panch phoran, shishimi togarashi, pimenton dulce, ... mmetcalfe.status.lol/6aaef2cba6324
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@mmetcalfe’s status: I've developed this weird anxiety about running out of dukkah. I don't ever run out of dukkah - I have 5 tubs in the cupboard. I can make it myself! I do run out of other herbs and spices I use a lot - panch phoran, shishimi togarashi, pimenton dulce, herbes de Provence. But dukkah? Never. Odd, no?
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 19/09/2026
I hate the way AI glibs over everything and turns it into Challenger disaster bullet points.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 31/08/2026
🌶️ Lovely Calabrian lunch at Marcella Deptford. Great service and reliably good food.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 29/08/2026
Itunes just coughed up Judie Tzuke’s “Stay with me till dawn”. I had totally forgotten about this song. I wonder now if it inspired Nyssa’s death scene in Blade II. Stay With Me Till Dawn (Live) - Judie Tzuke. More: www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…
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Miles Metcalfe's Crucial Track for August 29, 2026
The song Stay With Me Till Dawn (Live) by Judie Tzuke
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 29/08/2026
I found Abba’s dark album in my iTunes library. Can I share it? Can I fuck! I wonder which is the stub universe. The one where Abba recorded their dark album, or the one where you think I’m a nutter.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 28/08/2026
Heh. The AI literally just quoted Gramsci at me. No mention of load bearing just yet, though.
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Antonio Gramsci - Wikipedia
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 25/08/2026
The government hasn’t announced its social housing funding allocation for London, but Burnham is already rowing back on his pledge to invest in council homes. To put the housing crisis in context, in just the three Londo... lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/25/the-gov…
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➰ Last Chance Rodeo
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 23/08/2026
Have you noticed how people muddle opinions and convictions?
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 23/08/2026
Shadows: lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/23/shadows…
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Shadows
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 21/08/2026
If it is necessary to demonise and brutalise migrants to “restore faith in the immigration system”, perhaps it is rather more necessary to tax the wealthy and address inequality to restore faith in liberal democracy.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/08/2026
When you’re trying to fly, do a downstroke over water. It’s not easy to describe: but the water kicks up hard - harder than dry land.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/08/2026
Johnny, won’t you come on home: it’s a warning from the past for the Labour government of the future. Johnny Come Home - Fine Young Cannibals. More: www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…
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Miles Metcalfe's Crucial Track for August 15, 2026
The song Johnny Come Home by Fine Young Cannibals
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/08/2026
✳️ I enjoy mixing drinks, but there's only a couple of cocktails that I think I have perfected. Today I cracked the Margarita. I hope I can pull it off next weekend, too!
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/08/2026
The invisible sun revealed.
A solar eclipse in the UK with a visual artefact of a second sun.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/08/2026
Folks who’ve been following my hopeless attempts at flying - let me tell you, us humans are not cut out to “land” (hit the water) like a duck.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 14/08/2026
Nature’s colander.
Curvy shadows through leaves during an eclipse
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 14/08/2026
🍸 One of the things I like about making cocktails is learning the difference between little things - like Persian limes and key limes.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 14/08/2026
🔥 Latest from Andy Burnham: Sure everyone died in a wildfire. But at least they didn’t have an unwanted Netflix subscription.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 08/08/2026
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Miles Metcalfe's Crucial Track for August 8, 2026
The song Atom Bomb by Fluke
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 06/08/2026
Great piece from Zoe Williams in the Guardian today: I knew Rod Liddle and hated what he became. He would have wanted me to say so You should read it. But here is the punchline: "I won’t miss Rod Liddle, but I miss the person he was when the world was different, and I miss that different world."
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I knew Rod Liddle and hated what he became. He would have wanted me to say so | Zoe Williams
A man who prized blunt speaking has been selectively eulogised. There’s a balance between decency and honesty: I’m sad he caused such harm, says Guardian columnist Zoe Williams
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 04/08/2026
👩‍⚖️ Britain's political neoliberalism, however much inspired it is by state capacity libertarianism continues to not even get the night watchman state right: www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/a…
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 29/07/2026
🚗 Drivers! If you treat red lights as optional, block crossings and boxes, use pavements as free parking, and treat pedestrians and cyclists as non-player characters, in London, every day is "drive like a jackass day". Why wait? Have your Mad Max moment today.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 25/07/2026
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Miles Metcalfe's Crucial Track for July 24, 2026
The song I See You Baby by Groove Armada
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 25/07/2026
Tongue in Chic by Banco de Gaia. Embarrassing. But there you go. View entry: www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…
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Miles Metcalfe's Crucial Track for July 25, 2026
The song Tongue in Chic (feat. Jennifer Folker) by Banco de Gaia
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 24/07/2026
🐠 For the longest time I’ve heard Cephas Street off Globe Road in East London as Seabass Street.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 23/07/2026
🦢 I bought some floating bird food and now Amazon is recommending “breakfast cereal products” based on my purchase.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 22/07/2026
🌡️ I have one of my fevers.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 22/07/2026
🛄Why do they sell luggage at airports?
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 22/07/2026
🛄Why do they sell luggage at airports?
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 22/07/2026
🧪 I’m trying something that I don’t think will work.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 17/07/2026
Do you use 37signals’ products? I’ll not link to David Heinemeier Hansson’s piece on Europe. You don’t need to read it - and I’m sure you can Google it if you want to. But, fuck me. What a nasty piece of work this techbro Nazi is.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 17/07/2026
🚆 TFL really outdoing themselves with travel chaos this morning. Outstanding.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/07/2026
This is an odd headline from the Guardian this morning: "Ann Widdecombe killing: police investigating possible leftwing motivation" “Extreme left motivation” I could swallow, but “leftwing”?
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Ann Widdecombe killing: police investigating possible leftwing motivation
Detectives examining whether hatred of Widdecombe’s strong views or of Reform party were factors in killing described as a ‘targeted attack’
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/07/2026
Why have British elites failed? Why despite the evidence of failure do they continue to fail? What are the institutional and educational determinants? Can they be fixed in a reasonable (years not decades) timeframe? Who are the beneficiaries of failure given the negligible impetus for change?
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/07/2026
💾 The phone keeps correcting Palantir to panties.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 12/07/2026
🌶️ Sweet chilli has become hot honey.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 10/07/2026
🍃 Have found the best breeze!
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 10/07/2026
🚇 You can get up as early as you like. TFL will put a stop to you getting somewhere on time.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 01/07/2026
The political class dare not say, “our policies are impoverishing people”. So, instead, we have “cost of living crisis”.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 28/06/2026
😋 Fab lunch with family at Marcella Deptford. You should try it!
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 21/06/2026
🧊 Drinking a glass of Côtes de Provence, South London style, as I make salad for dinner.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 19/06/2026
🛄 Why do they sell luggage at airports?
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 15/06/2026
🩹 Boots waterproof sticky plasters: the fabric is certainly waterproof. Pity the sticky isn’t.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 25/05/2026
✳️ The water of the dock is bright green. It feels kind of slippery on the run, but it's giving me maybe 15cm of wing lift, and that is getting me across the dock rather than falling short. Okay, bam, splash: optimistic!
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 25/05/2026
⌚ I have an Apple Watch Something Superlative Pro. It’s the most glitchy and unreliable device I have ever owned.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 25/05/2026
✈️ Watching planes land at London City Airport. Modern jets are quieter than you’d think. They wobble alarmingly as they approach.
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Miles Metcalfe @lastchance.rodeo · 25/05/2026
☎️ They always drop you in like it's the 1990s.
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