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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso

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Exploring the wonder and delight that is Ted Lasso. #TedLasso #Quotes

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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 8m
Keeley: My pills started making me break out, so I've been a bit lax about taking it. Rebecca: So instead of acne, I guess you're having a baby. / S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 57m
I know you like to feel everything. But I want you to feel what it's like to get promoted. / S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 2h
I was wondering if perhaps you would be, um... well, if you'd like to go out on a date with me sometime. / S04E07 Yes & Baby lassoism.com/Ted-Lasso-S0... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 4h
Alice: Oi, be careful out there. Listen to your body. If anything makes you uncomfortable, you can stop. Gemma: It's a knee injury, I'm not losing my virginity. / S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 4h
Who the heck are Nee-ahm and Cinnabon? / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com/Ted-Lasso-S0... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 4h
I'm gonna take a picture. / S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 4h
Keeley. Today was a f**king disaster. Everything that could have gone wrong, did go wrong. And it was the most fun I've had in years. 'Cause I got to spend it with you. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 6h
Ted: I'm happy y'all found Oogly Boogly. #TedLasso #S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 7h
Roy: Cool, right? It's my new car. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 9h
Roy: Scented Candle lines up to take the penalty kick, and everyone is really chill about it. / S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 10h
Feels mental to be called a legend. 'Cause in my whole career, I played, like, a billion minutes. I only scored a few dozen goals. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 18h
Suzi Campbell: (overlooking Rebecca on her phone) Buying a bra, huh? Nice. Let's go, Greyhounds! / S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 20h
Higgins: Who do you think would make a play to steal a team in secret from you? Rebecca: Rupert. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 22h
Ted: I'm happy y'all found Oogly Boogly. Niamh: Oo Goobley. First name Oo. Siobhan: Last name Goobley. / S04E09 Mae Rides the Bus lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 22h
You told me not to put you on a pedestal. But that's where you belong. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roy: (referring to his phone being destroyed) My whole speech was on that phone. Keeley: All five words of it? How will you ever recreate such a poetic tapestry of language? / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ted: Around here, if any of y'all are feeling something, know that you don't have to hide it. You don't have to apologize for it. And you sure as heck don't have to be ashamed of it. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Keeley and Roy on a scooter) Keeley: Do you actually know where we're going? Roy: Of course I know. I used to work here. Stop back-scoot driving. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These bollards are clearly not up to code. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's like Mattel made Barbie and Ken sex dolls or something. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dr. Beaumont: When Keeley called, I was happy to help. And I heard what happened with Dr. Strudwick. Not a surprise. I've known Derek for a very long time. He's a very good doctor. Just ask him. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That woman. Drives me nuts. I f**king love her. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roy: Do you remember my mate Darren who lost his job a few years ago? Keeley: You mean went to prison for embezzlement. Roy: From an insurance company. So f**king what? That's like robbing a pickpocket. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ted: All you gotta do is just not hold back. Then, well, maybe just believe, and... let it out. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You need to f**king retire. Shite! / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ted: Leo Messi, that fella shows less emotion than the Mona Lisa on beta blockers. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is crying in football. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keeley: I don't wanna go to Chelsea. Ted and Higgins: (singing) I don't want to go to-- Rebecca: We do not need Elvis Costello, thank you. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You need to leave... before you see the wrong side of my stick. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminds me of this joke my dad would make whenever someone would ask him, "Hey, where's the bathroom?" He'd always say, "Wherever you go." / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Young Fan: Roy Kent, can I have an ussie? / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What were you thinking letting Colin Hughes go to Wrexham? / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rebecca Lowe: El Sherif finds Song. That is a lovely give-and-go as El Sherif shoots and scores. Ted: I hear there's a new sheriff in town, huh? / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ted: There is crying in football. There is. Always has been. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know we all got a lot of feelings mixed up inside of us right now like an emotional jambalaya, right? / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mae: This is about something else. Higgins: But what? Mae: Just follow the anger. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need you to know, you are so worthy of being with the person that you love. / S04E07 Yes & Baby lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Roy: F**k. These bollards are clearly not up to code. Keeley: You're gonna blame the bollards now? / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a watermelon flavored vape. Tastes horrible, like sucking on the Kool-Aid Man's d*ck. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She needs to know that she isn't disappearing in real time. She needs to know that she still matters. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Roy: We broke up. Keeley: When? Roy: A while ago. Keeley: Why didn't you tell me? Roy: I just did. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love you, Keeley. / S04E06 Don't Jump Around Much Anymore lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Higgins: Sorry to interrupt, but I was just prepping for our next shareholders meeting... Zelda: Nerd. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ted: Maradona cried. Zidane cried. Neymar cries all the time, you know. That's true. Heck, even our very own big bad Roy Kent bawled his eyes out at his retirement press conference. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rupert. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mae: Right or left? Higgins: Right or left what? Mae: Your face. I have to hit you with my stick, so no one thinks I ratted. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roy, I was afraid that if we got back together, you would leave again. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Higgins: I didn't know you smoked. Mae: I don't. It's a watermelon flavored vape. Tastes horrible, like sucking on the Kool-Aid Man's d*ck. / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roy Kent, can I have an ussie? / S04E08 Follow the Anger lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso @lassoism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You look like a husky. / S04E07 Yes & Baby lassoism.com... #TedLasso
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