iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let it be known that I am a Bison fan, not a Buffalo fan*. And if I ever buy tickets to a football game it will 99.999% be to watch Bison. *Josh Allen is my ff qb

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just set a new personal record time solving spider solitaire. 💪🏼

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I took a Sunday walk in St. Paul today and noticed the chalk line that guided installation of fencing on the John Ireland Blvd bridge was still visible.

Base of a pillar on the John Ireland Blvd bridge with the Minnesota History Center in the background. "St. Paul 2026" is stamped into the metal near the bottom of the access panel and a faint blue chalk line is parallel to the top edges of the cement barrier.

Base of a pillar on the John Ireland Blvd bridge. "St. Paul 2026" is stamped into the metal near the bottom of the access panel and a faint blue chalk line is parallel to the top edges of the cement barrier.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I really want to give mapquest a fair trial, but you cannot seriously tell me that these are the three nearest cub stores to this kowalskis.

Screenshot of mapquest app showing that I am searching for "cub foods" from a location in Minneapolis. The top three results are not the three nearest Cub stores.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The last time I talked to the guy from my co-ed softball team I was kindasorta dating 25 years ago was when he called me to tell me he had a live-in girlfriend and that I should immediately fill up my gas tank. I was a bit stunned (but also not), and took that advice.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

In which I learn I am a hallway.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Swatching colorwork and I like the bottom better. The pattern indicates the snowflake in the color, but I like the lighter value (sometimes easier to assess in B&W) for the snowflake. 🧶

Side by side photos of a knitting swatch with a snowflake motif and the colors reversed halfway through. Left side in magenta and medium gray, right side is a grayscale filter of the same swatch.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In my commitment to never be a billionaire, I've funded a donors choose project so a classroom near me has a fresh cozy rug for reading time.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think the storefront that used to be a chocolate shop is now a wine shop so it's hard to complain, but I miss stopping in for a couple truffles (one for me, one for her) on my way to the dentist.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Frustrated filling out forms for a new dentist and my dental "card" is a pdf I had to download. But the form requires a picture file. So I have to take, save, and upload screenshots of the pdf.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Learning "moquette" and "trypophobia" is pretty good for a Friday.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

People either know about the dead hamster ads and understand my decades-long boycott or can't comprehend dead pirate hamsters singing about subs was real.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sure wish I had known Delta would buy me dinner after deplaning us last week. I would have spent more than $13 on chips, cheese, and pepperoni. I hope I never need to remember that.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Take note and square up to the sidewalk mailboxes of the Wythe Street post office.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Sometimes a week feels impossibly busy and then other people start cancelling meetings.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Old Town Books tells me my copy is ready for pickup.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ALXsky there are a few open appointments on Tuesday for the mobile drive at Sweet Fire Donna's www.inovabloodsaves.org/donor/schedu...

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Going in circles trying to login to a CE portal and a lightbulb goes off that I should try a different browser. How can a website in 2026 be like chrome = eww, edge= aw yeah.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The article says he was arrested at LAX the next day. Did dipshits prevent him from leaving after overstaying? Destination of the LAX flight not mentioned.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Billy Peaches (cue Bowser "Peaches" earworm)

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I couldn't find all the ingredients I need for lemon tiramisu in one grocery trip so it looks like I'll bring scotcharoos to the work potluck.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Trent Reznor's store for ridiculous corduroy pants: Nine Inch Wales

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Good! I complained to the privacy policy folks at the Homestead resort about wait/bar staff wearing these. I don't want hotel staff wearing personal devices capable of surreptitious recording. (policy allows security staff to wear company-owned body cam)

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Virginia friends, 15 more classrooms want to Skype a Scientist!

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Hey, food idiots: Monster Pasta?

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Somebody on my skyline was eyeing the Lily P corn ensemble and I spotted it in the wild at baggage claim.

Knees-down photo of billowy pants made from fabric with a subtle corn on the cob print.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Validating to hear doctors say that obsession with triggers puts blame on patients for a disease we have.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Are we sure the Minnesota booth didn't capture it?

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Delighted NDSU was not overlooked before the first game as an FBS team. 💛💚

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Guy tabling for donations outside whole foods was really phoning it in when he yelled "i love your shoes" while waving me over. Velcro strap Clark's maryjanes are way too sensible for that.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Just drove past "No Egrets Tattoo Parlour" and have to wonder what they have against bird tattoos.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Just plain misery here. I don't know any dogs named Waffles IRL and I don't have a Rhubarb Dealer.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Heja Sverige! I read somewhere this is to do with something at the House of Sweden and the flag on the mast checks out.

Wilson Bridge open for the arrival of the Kalmar Nyckel.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I changed my seat assignment on a half-full flight hoping to see the mall. The Little Pencil (not to be confused with the LOTI Pencil today) on the approach to DCA. And boarded a metro train on the center track for maybe the first time.

Blurry picture from a plane of Alexandria, VA with the George Washington Masonic Memorial lit in red, white, and blue; the colors of the Croatian flag. The Croatian world cup team is based here for the tournament.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

My squirrel friend is napping in the tree outside my office window. I looked over just now and saw it take a Big Stretch and that's gotta be the cutest thing I'll see all day

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

#ALXSky, does anyone know if @alexlibraryva.bsky.social has a photo slide scanner to check out?

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Finished the quilt for the baby shower so next up is a hankie for a bridal shower. I haven't tatted in...8 years? Took my hands a minute to remember what to do.

Corner of a scalloped-edge handkerchief with tatted lace in light blue thread being attached as the lace is made. There is also a blue tatting shuttle wound with thread and a ball of thread laying on the handkerchief.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Gosh, as a fidget cube kickstarter, I'd help crowd fund this.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Pleased to report that the visitors assembled at the art museum in Williamsburg affirmed the vote for an Amazonian warrior over a turkey to represent Virginia on the seal. This was a fun and interactive way to learn about meaning in the Seal of Virginia.

Two men in colonial costume, representing George Mason and George Wythe, are on a stage in front of a screen upon which images of an Amazonian warrior and a turkey are projected.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Not really a meme, but it's important for my happiness that I remember this recipe exists. Cc @landscapejudger.bsky.social

Screenshot of an America's Test Kitchen instagram post for lemon tiramisu. Text on the image boasts "Lemon in every layer" and points out the lemon curd topping, lemony marscapone filling and lemony ladyfinger cookies.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Attention food idiots, recipe in the replies.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Good thing I've been walking around the office for an hour with a chocolate chip from my granola bar stuck to my skirt.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I only want a smart appliance if I can make my oven play Hot in Herre when it's preheated.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Binder clips binding. I have the windows open for fresh air but now I can smell someone grilling nearby.

The floral flannel back of a quilt flipped up on the novelty-print blocks top. There are metal binder clips securing the plain green binding to the quilt so it can be sewn in place.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Time to get basted. If I kept project notes I'd suggest a narrower white frame next time I make one of these. #ISpyQuilt

An "I Spy" quilt top laying on top of batting. There's a box of safety pins with desiccant packets in the lower right.

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Lisa Laserrr @lasrph.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Two barndoors, both alike in denying dignity, In fair Westin where we lay our scene

Partially separated dual-barndoors, a tub is visible in the hotel bathroom.

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