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Lesley Smith

@lasmith83.bsky.social
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Two cats, one dog, all crazy. I bite and say awful things to the dumbs. No crypto no p0rn, no dumb MAGA. Blue crew.

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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 3h
It's his stupid flunkies who follow him everywhere that cheered. They need a wake up call now before he really does blow up something.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 17h
I don't care what he claims, I don't want my money paying for that attention whore's vanity project.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I take the little cat to the vet this week. I hope she forgives me because I will be the one who puts her in the carrier.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got a card when Jenny died. I had ordered her food a couple of weeks before her passing so, there was no need for a refund and my sister knew someone who had a dog that needed the food.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was a girl in my class who loved The Little Mermaid despite that scene. She was terrified of other movies but, Ursula's transformation and death was okay for some reason.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven't seen the good in people in a long time.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think many people just dumped the cans on their lawn. Once that kid said it was too religious at that end, everyone just stopped coming. More candy for my sister's coworkers in the end since I had a good amount leftover.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My neighborhood has one churchy house that handed out canned goods. A kid got really mad because he got canned corn and a bible verse mint.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a cousin who voted for it despite being told it hates people who are Hispanic. His claim was that his dad was a vet and would support him despite his other siblings telling him that he was wrong.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a box, it fits me perfectly.
Little Elly May, a black and white box, is sitting inside a cardboard box.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom found a VHS copy back in the day when Toys R Us sold movies. I have yet to find a DVD or Blu Ray of it.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The one Little Caesar's close to me is staffed with gruff and tough ex-cons, an addict, and a cranky middle aged gang mama. They serve the area's unhoused and the Crazy Bread is worth it given the location.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A family restaurant we would go to had one of those machines. The old people who went there would send their grandkids off to get a pack so their friends wouldn't see them grabbing from the machine like a peasant.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I forgot to get some cider doughnuts when I was at the store today.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My mom talked about a cousin who got a perch bone stuck in their throat. She told me and my sister to always be aware of bones in fish, even the cod they served at Long John Silvers could still have a stray bone in there.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A local farm had them. I bought a small pot of them after a friend took pictures of the black and dark purple petunias in the greenhouse.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My trip: Go in Get what I need Get out Regret certain items I bought Go again a few days later because I forgot the one thing I needed at the store.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My sister said a racist white woman was complaining about it on Facepoop. No one sympathized with her and many called her out on it.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The geese like to take over mall lots and the school fields in my part of the world. Green poop everywhere if it's a large lot or field.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used a knitting book geared at teens to teach myself how to knit with double point needles. I really wanted to try making socks when self striping sock yarn was a thing.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy across the street from me has one of those Kirk freedom flags flying from his garage. It was ironically hanging by a thread until his girlfriend made him repair it and put it back up again.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mom would buy them for my grandma. They were good for when her blood sugar got low.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you Jaime, I hope you can find some extra work so you can pay the rent.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're not missing much, my sister says that song plays constantly at the Macy's she works at. It gets rather annoying after hearing it nearly everyday all summer.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too bad he doesn't play piano or sing. He plays war instead.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My cats just want nip or filtered cigarettes. One also really likes fried chicken, I have to provide some kind of fried chicken or else she pouts.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My Walmart attracts the weird people who bring in their pets. The last time I went in there was the first time I saw a Yorkie with mange and a pug that was dyed purple.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to schedule mine, I need to know what happens next in the Japanese soap opera my last shot picked up.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it like a cake walk with sausage instead of cake? I've never heard of anything like that. I think my dad would've gone to one if he knew about them.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cheap coffee means awful twice brewed diner coffee where I live. We do have some local shops in the area but, little middle school kids and little high school kids go to them and order ultra loaded drinks to screw up the counter help.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made a grilled cheese for my mom when she asked for one at nine in the morning. I have also warmed up tortillas and put some cheese in them as a morning snack.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The cat we owned before the bird cat was a vicious mouser who managed to scare them all off. He would play with the victim before eating half of it and leaving the bottom end for my parents to find.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We let the bird out the first time through the bedroom window. The second time, the injured bird was taken to a nearby vet. We were told it wasn't worth saving and they left it to die. We gave the third one a chance to get out through a window, it trapped itself behind my desk and the cat got it.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We had one invade the upstairs bedroom and took it as a sign to adopt a new cat. Another one got in through the basement and our four month old kitten managed to catch it. One more got in upstairs, now two year old cat hunted it and caught it. We never did find the body.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does that mean I can't bring my emotional support water bottle in with me?
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know what I want but, I need to stay out of trouble at the moment.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It looks awful
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My neighbor will let me know when it happens. She has been waiting for the day for a long time.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi told Dump his palace is bigger than his emotional support ballroom.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My mom would buy them for my grandma to have when her blood sugar was low. I bought them for my mom and she said it helped when she felt jittery from low blood sugar.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My cat is the local bruja. She helps for a nominal fee and will lift or place a curse on people.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look who's calling the kettle black. A radical calling another radical a nut for taking religion too seriously.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My mom made this one pot meal I called "spite soup". She was on the verge of a bad depressive episode and made a chili with turkey because my dad wouldn't stop talking about a white chili a coworker had. It sat for a week in the pot and I had to throw it out due to fuzzy mold.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Judgement will see you now.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The game itself was kind of boring. I just liked building the trap and putting the green mouse on the head of the diving man so the other mice could worship a giant mouse man god.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nancy must have made that corrupted vindaloo recipe my dad insisted on because he wanted Indian food one night. My mom made it and the house stunk for a good week afterwards.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My dad liked to listen to the radio broadcast of football games. He hated the TV commentators so, he would mute them and turn up whatever station had the Bears or Purdue game.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It means no pork products are used. I think I've seen jelly candy made with Kosher gelatin but, I'm not too sure what it would be made from. I know some vegan gummies are tapioca based and make for a chewy candy.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nasty creature.
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I saw a post a few years back of a woman complaining about a brand of gummy candy having a Halal seal on it. She was a vegan who was for certain that Halal meant that the animals were tortured.
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