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Joga Soccer

@laskospears.bsky.social
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A podcast by an idiot former college soccer player. Loving the beautiful game here in America, without being a soccer hardo.

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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They just didn’t have the resources to do it on the level city did. I hope the problem doesn’t go deeper than city but I worry this is the tip of the iceberg and it’s going to be horrible for all the fans who’s clubs were involved
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have a concern that the premier league has been operating like SEC football in the US. Before players could be paid, everyone knew they were paying them. So it was like now everyone is on an even playing field with Bama. I worry there were other clubs doing this too.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m from Seattle. Usually I’ll say, it’s all good or you’re good. Your so good I tend to hear from people slightly younger than me if there is an awkward exchange that someone apologizes for (like accidentally ending up dancing when you’re trying to walk past someone and you keep going the same way)
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can hear it during the words “I’ve heard it laced in every song” at around 40 seconds. It sounds very similar to the melody of the original. Also the Chord progression sounds like a different song I’ve heard before. But also there’s only so many chord progressions and melodies at this point.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can see the midfielders actively looking for Cavan almost every time they break. Clearly he made an impression during training this week to command the ball like that.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/ab5WvwfLuLM?... We can assume Mina is at this dinner.
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Weezer - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least after that shit Spurs performance, I can watch Cavan Sullivan play today and dream about a better future.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Van Hecke is not a good defender. Start integrating Tosin in next to Van De Ven during the international break.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three goal comeback is on for spurs now that this is an away game since all of our fans left.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The urgency for this Spurs team should feel like life and death at all times. Instead everyone just trots around not giving a fuck waiting for someone else to save them. Wake the fuck up.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had to check Wikipedia to see if Sting was a spurs fan, because at this point we are just practicing tantric soccer. Just edging ourselves all season long.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wife’s uncle was the head football coach at Hutto for a long time.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seattle had an awesome rap scene. The Physics, Sol, Jake One, Mad Rad. 2004-2013 was epic.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
showers being less than sex feels like not enough showers
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was really impressed by Tosin vs what I had seen of him before he arrived at Spurs
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mathys Tel is one of the only players making interesting runs in behind the back line, helping to stretch the field and create space for our attackers to work within. I know he’s frustrating but I love watching him play and improve
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My wife was talking to a friend this weekend. She is a HS teacher and they were asking about sports and school spirit and my wife was telling them how the boys soccer team pulls in way more fans than football or basketball. Her friend was stunned because when they grew up, HS football was king.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe I’m out of date on modern tactics but when I watch Spurs play, there is very little off the ball movement. When I played it was common that you make lots of different runs to at least threaten spaces and open up new spaces for your teammates. #COYS
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Was just looking at the upcoming international break. Holy shit it’s nearly a month long! Poch better call in an interesting USMNT squad for my own sanity
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Yo Xan Get Your Boy: Bryce's 'Fighting Baby' Scene
ALT: Yo Xan Get Your Boy: Bryce's 'Fighting Baby' Scene
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyone hear the Forrest keeper setting up the wall? What is that voice lol
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My dog rips the pillows off the couch and humps them uncontrollably when she wants to go outside. So we always come home to pillows laying on the ground and we always know what she did to them
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The great thing is that there are 2-3 versions of this team you could roll out and I still feel great about it. We finally have some options and we aren’t even fully healthy
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Atlas Pegged
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Gapes of Wrath
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Jeremiah Johnson: Well Done!
ALT: Jeremiah Johnson: Well Done!
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Villa letting spurs off the hook by having a more disastrous opening game of the season lol
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wore my shirt on the airplane today. Kept my jacket zipped
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lee Dixon ffs
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Michael Oliver helped us stave off relegation so he could fuck us for another year.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You da man Herc!
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Leon Tells Larry: Get In That A**!
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I loved 300, and then everything Zach Snyder I’ve watched after that, I just did not like, and I think that’s why the movie wasn’t for me. It was also 3 hours long, that’s so long!
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve heard the series is great!
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was just distracted by the glowing blue man’s dong for long stretches of the movie. I also had no reference for it before seeing it and was just lost the entire time.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Watchmen
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Rats and mice will ruin your stuff and have tons of diseases. Do what you gotta do! I had a massive mouse nest in the engine of my car a few years ago and was like alright we’re gonna have to permanently fight this especially living near the mountains
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Did Roman Reigns sign for Liverpool?
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The SE location of the “NW district” is interesting. Along with the SW location of Mt Hood?!
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m off Instagram but the best account for all things infectious disease is Laurel Bristow. Her IG stories and communication style are great. She helps alleviate some fear while being honest and fact based. She works for Emory and did some health comms for NPR. And she’s a motorcycle baddie
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Is this pre or post Zach Wilson hooking up with his mom’s friend scandal?
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Micro” fracture is a brutal injury to have when everyone fucking hates your guts
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bandle #1421 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ Found: 4/5 (80%) Current Streak: 1 (max 2) #Bandle bandle.app The drum fill gave it away but I guessed Sharp Dressed Man first and I’m kicking myself
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Guess the song, one instrument at a time
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@herculezg.bsky.social is the Azteca aura dead?
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It sucks that we got to the fair outcome because Trump got involved. Balogun never should have gotten a red or been suspended if the VAR protocol had been followed. It is unfair for Belgium that the day before the game they reversed the decision. Because It should have been reversed immediately.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I know someone else who was persecuted by corrupt government officials and returned three days later #usmnt #Balogun
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The AI images from this loser 🤦🏻‍♂️. Hire a graphic designer with all the gambling adds and agent payoffs you prick.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Also the rain should help clean the air of smog which will benefit England. Their biggest hurdle is elevation by far.
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Mexico City is not terribly warm this time of year, it’s really pleasant. I think May is typically their hottest month. It should be about 74 F so like 23C as the high temp
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Joga Soccer @laskospears.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
They will have like 130 million to spend now.
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