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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I believe the official scorer credited you with a blown save for that incident
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank God it wasn’t Palmolive
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is outstanding and I appreciate your frank tone. These assholes *know* what they’re doing is wrong, that’s why they get so touchy when it’s pointed out to them.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah I used ChatGPT to write code to import some old emails into a local DB and write a little webpage so I could browse them. Nothing it did was something I couldn’t have done myself, but using the LLM made it take an afternoon instead of a couple of days.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You’re obviously correct, and the people whining about Bluesky miss the point; I don’t give a shit if anyone uses Bluesky. I want people to STOP using Twitter, the Nazi site bought by a Nazi who uses his site to post Nazi rhetoric.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s so incredibly depressing that a judge admitted that she still has trust in the government. Is she totally unaware of this administration’s actions? Was she lying when she said that, or was she astonishingly gullible? Neither option is reassuring.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Subject to several rounds of appeals, of course
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah but if they violate the order again, the next time she will be EXTRA SUPER MAD when she does nothing to punish their behavior.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Finally a judge lets the DOJ know in clear terms that if they lie to the court and disregard court orders a few dozen more times, there will probably be a STRONGLY worded statement about possibly issuing sanctions in the future.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😅
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I call the decision “a reflection of the will of the majority of Catholics who voted for this” - the archbishop should be angry, I agree; angry at his own congregants for causing this to happen.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
Black text on white background 
"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If either one of their dads is a prosecutor, it’s a perfect playoff ad
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was a difficult installation because as James Marshall knows, the top of the head is the hardest part of the body
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t know if you could have made me laugh harder with any other combination of 4 English words, incredible efficiency.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Directionally correct” is a way of describing someone who is incorrect about something when you don’t like the fact that they’re incorrect.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe, but people who are correct don’t need the adverb
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s like me saying “Julius Caesar was born in 1931 on Mars” and then after being told I was wrong, defending myself by saying “No, I was correct because Julius Caesar was, in fact, born.”
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Atlantic started as an abolitionist magazine over a century ago, and now they’re writing soft-focus puff pieces about racists. What a fucking fall.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It makes more sense once I see it in plane language. (I should rewatch Flight.)
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, but he wrote that well before the launch of baseball-reference.com
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, layman’s terms, not everyone is an insider
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was in a Holiday Inn literally last night and laughed as I typed in “26” to get to ESPN (as read off the laminated card next to the remote) - I hadn’t even wanted to watch television until I saw the card.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you take the other side of any of those arguments you are implicitly accepting that there is a real debate here. there is not. the world's richest man let food grain aid rot on shelves for basically no reason that is even remotely defensible.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ouroboros of creation - reality ends leaving only an LCD screen with Nokia’s snake 🐍 game zipping around
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Clay tablets are through the moon these days, as of late I’ve been doing most of my cuneiform via pressing a heated stylus into old Nokia cell phone cases for my long-term data storage.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll be damned if I allow this crime against “The Cutting Edge” pass by without complaint (he was a hockey player, it slides in on a technicality)
Still image from “The Cutting Edge” (1992).  Co-stars Moira Kelly and DB Sweeney are figure skating together in an ice rink, both smiling.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know if “journalist” is an appropriate term for that lot.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never expected to hold a MLB commissioner in lower regard than I do Bud Selig. So I suppose congrats are in order to Mr. Manfred - you did it, buddy!
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And even at that, the folks at Shirt in a Can have you covered in the event of a mishap youtu.be/vyiCM_j3L2M?...
youtu.be
Shirt in a Can - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People seem to refuse to engage with that because actually considering the scale involved is too monstrous to bear. Either that or they just don’t give a shit; I prefer the former and fear it’s the latter.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn’t realize that Kirk was a fascist piece of shit until I heard him lying about not following politics. That’s so clearly a lie that the most reasonable explanation is “Kirk knows people won’t react well to the fact he’s a fascist so he decided to lie about it.”
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s like the hockey version of Troy Deeney, amazing youtu.be/G6KZThJSEro?...
youtu.be
DEENEY FINISHES LEICESTER CITYS CHANCES (TITANIC)
YouTube video by F12 Gaming
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I have been drinking too much lately because I could have sworn I saw the highlights of that game yesterday. Am I developing some sort of precog ability?
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lamenting the fact that Herm Edwards wasn’t involved in the ASU trip to London
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At Sam's Town Tunica, on the way to lunch with 2 friends, we passed a roulette table - one guy said, "Let's all put $25 on 0/00!" I agreed, and the other guy got mad at us because he was "fucking starving" - undeterred, we made the bet, and then spent our lunch laughing at our friend after we won.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶 Friday night's a great night for football 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmxW...
youtube.com
Football Opening | The Last Boy Scout (1991)
YouTube video by Ultimate Action Movie Club
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks to Dr. Schwartz for showing that it's not just white guys - Black women can be evil fascist apparatchiks, also! Representation matters ❤️
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the opposite of discreet (fortuitous typo lol)
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Oh, they must be a gamer”
Photo of a 2024 Indiana personalized motor vehicle license plate.  The plate reads “EDLC 44” - a reference to Cincinnati Reds player Elly de la Cruz, who wears uniform number 44.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I get a kick out of the distinct possibility that as a 22-year-old, Arch can't read cursive
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He constantly says he's not aware of basically anything, which is an obvious lie, of course - but even if it weren't a lie, and he genuinely IS that ignorant about the world around him, his degree of ignorance alone should be enough to disqualify him from his position.
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rhode Island Cybertruck owner: "I can't figure out why people don't like my Nazi truck"
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It feels like something is wrong with me for not wanting something I’m supposed to want
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get out of my brain, please
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m trying to figure out how an adult human being would consider this a reply worth making. (I suppose the same applies to me, because you’re clearly too thick to see the issue.)
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone recommended the books to me in college and I made it about 1/4 of the way through the first book before I realized it was written in earnest, lol. (And then I read the next *seven* books, as comedies, before I got bored)
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I assume you didn’t mention that in your original post due to friar restraint
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