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Laser Being

@laserbeing.bsky.social
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Artist, bog-dweller, and gravid breeder.

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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time." —Vincent D'Onofrio
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hi Apollo.
I can give you
some imformation
for 20E
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Share one of your favourite movie posters
poster for 1984's dreary, forgettable post-Conan Yōjimbō ripoff "The Warrior and the Sorceress", featuring David Carradine (depicted as muscular and full of barbaric vigour rather than morose and visibly drunk, as he appears in the film itself) wearing a Frazetta-style mankini which he doesn't wear in the film, grasping a sword in his right hand and a hissing serpent in his left while standing over a quadruple-breasted fantasy wench who appears to be conjuring baleful spirits from her hand despite the fact that she is not the titular sorceress and only appears in one brief scene as a background dancer. The artist who painted the poster also co-wrote the screenplay, but at least the poster is good
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
天使のたまご (Angel's Egg)
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Waking up and checking what your tamagotchi produced overnight is the first thing now.
a pudding-like tamagotchi makes the surprised pikachu face next to the steaming coil of shit it has produced
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Liquid Snake actually does provide a clue to his possible birdsona in the game
Liquid Snake: "In the Middle East, we don't hunt foxes, we hunt jackals. Instead of foxhounds, we use royal harriers."
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the same developers also made a three-game RPG series called Crimson… you be the judge
screenshot of Crimson for the NEC PC-88, showing the player leaving town and venturing forth into the romantic computer fantasy world, sword and shield in hand. The user interface resembles a bas relief depicting various demonic faces and biomechanical grotesques.
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Gimli, son of Gloin: "And my axe!"
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The village elder addressed the crowd who had gathered at the foot of the Tree of Windaria on the eve of war between Itha and Paro. "Calm down," he said, "nothing bad will happen to the village of Blossoms.""Not while there's the Tree of Windaria… The tree which only brings good memories."
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
to me the ideal Metroid aesthetic is encapsulated by the drawing of the high jump boots in the M2 manual: obviously the product of advanced technology but all cracked & busted like it's been sitting in a damp cave for 10,000 years, while also kinda looking like something you might find in Kid Icarus
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I can't remember where I read it but there was an interview with one of the original Final Fantasy devs where they talked about how the mountains were drawn in high-contrast black & white because the rainbow shimmer of the NTSC signal produced an effect like they were covered with crystal fragments
The Warriors of Light pause to take in the scenery as they pass by mountains that seem to glitter like diamonds of every colour…
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A biomechanical creature trundles across a desolate plain, drawn in the style of R. Crumb. Friendly balloon text exhorts the viewer to "Keep on Trundlin'…" in spite of the inhospitable atmosphere of this strange planet
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Screenshot of FaXanadu for the NES. The player character is holding Mattock.
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I respect your opinion but the objectively best setting for a video game is an apple tree
A screenshot of the game Newtron for the PC-88 computer. A small yellow creature wearing a pink bow traverses tree branches to retrieve fruit while avoiding predators.
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN MY DESERT FORTRESS ON ROUTE 33!
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Nero the Sable from the Final Fantasy VII spinoffs
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
the last unicorn…
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The Metabaron shows off his gleaming chrome cyber-ear
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Linda Hamilton looking at cat looking Ron Perlman
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
she could fix me
Henry and Eileen gaze into each other's eyes during a quiet moment. (Silent Hill 4: The Room, 2004)
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#comicsdna four comic book artists that have exerted a powerful psychic influence on me from days of yore
Jean "Moebius" Giraud—L'IncalNestor Redondo—Rima the Jungle GirlMasamune Shirow—AppleseedMasami Kurumada—Saint Seiya
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
the original realistic-looking Famicom light gun produced by Nintendo in 1984, along with the cartridge for Wild Gunman
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Lina Inverse showing fangy
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
SOLID SNAKE: "Let's enjoy life…"
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
NRX-044 Asshimar
Packaging of Asshimar model kit produced by Bandai. Illustration by BEE-CRAFT depicting the mobile suit in both humanoid mode and transformed into a "flying saucer" type aircraft
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Charles Bronson giving the camera a wink and a friendly smile ;)
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
nice car btw
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Simon Belmont's killer ass and thighs
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
hey, in Appleseed the hyperintelligent AI decides we get to live in a zoo instead of being exterminated! It's not so bad :)
clean habitats, plenty of green space
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Jean-Paul Belmondo's face (with cigar)
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Laser Being @laserbeing.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Big the Cat joyfully reunites with his good friend Froggy
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