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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647

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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey Iran, if you're listening... Here's San Francisco:
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always wondered what happened to Chumlee
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This would piss off the orange turd!
Lake Obama
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TBH, Lake Superior is the one that should be called 'Lake Obama'
Lake Obama
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, almost no brain function. Whatever festering goo that remains is misfiring (nearly every recent photo of the turd screams Bell's Palsey).
face drooping on the right side.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Those cops deserve some doughnuts.
cardboard donuts
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
She walks like Edgar from MIB
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Or Josh and Harry Solomon from 3rd Rock from the Sun?
Harry Solomon (French Stewart) from 3rd Rock From the Sun.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Zoom out on the Hydro outage map and WPG West & South look like battle zones.😬 Crews are going to be busy tonight...
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yeah all the eyes & ears & spotlights on just you 😶 Off topic - I always liked Neil's Trans album. A whole different dimension for him to explore. Maybe I'm just weird... I was also into Kraftwerk.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hell of a threesome once his boss gets there.
Trump in bed with cartoon Satan
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ya got some competition there...
Trump and cartoon Satan in bed.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Maybe some mesh around the zapper that’s smaller than a bee, but bigger than a mosquito would keep them out. Of course our mosquitoes are the size of hummingbirds so might not work 😉
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
That corrupt a$$h0le does not deserve a motorcade. Here's what he deserves:
Person on scooter
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Scrotum face - anal sphincter mouth.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🤣
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
From the Team America theme song: 🎶"Bed, Bath & Beyond (F*ck yeah, f*ck yeah)"🎶
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A talking sphincter.
Image of Donald Trump's face, with focus on his mouth with pursed lips.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Interesting reading. This symptom seems especially relevant today: Grandiose Delusions: An inflated sense of self-importance or believing one has special powers.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
One party holds themselves to a higher standard. The other party has no standards.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
quod erat demonstrandum
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Wardrobe borrowed from the movie The Music Man.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
tRU🇷🇺mp forgot to wear his garlic necklace and Stephen (the vampire) Miller got him 🧛
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Those Romulans don't put up with bullshit.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Always trust the Ministry spokesperson 🙄 like 'Baghdad Bob' or this twit.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Granny Clampett's new cookbook 'Possum Jowls, Turkey Gizzards & Roadkill Delights" will be on the NYT Best Books list for 2026
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I got your cooperation right here!
Stewie Griffin grabbing his junk
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's there, but needs to be much more prominent.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Fargo
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Pamela Jo (White Power) Bondi
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Minor edit: (This President) is absolutely terrible, the worst, EVER! (He) makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn't represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Red & white.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
🎶"I am such a dick, man - yadda-dadda-dadda"🎶
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Derek Smalls from Spinal Tap had the right idea. 😆
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
And THIS irresponsible twit, with her finger ON the TRIGGER, is an example of why some people should never handle weapons in the first place.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
R.I.P Catherine. Such a great entertainer - what a loss.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
LOL We have our 'Manitoba grade' outdoor thermometer which doesn't even take wind chill into account. I've had 'winter' diesel so gelled that you couldn't pump it. But no venomous spiders...🤣
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Probably these two.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Sometimes I miss my West Coast sunsets... Today's Prairie sunset was no slouch though.🙂
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Yes.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Jeebs from Men in Black.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
E. "I got your 'have a nice day' right here"
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Catturd has been putting on weight.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"Don't worry - I'm OK!"
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Also tRU🇷🇺mp: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A long time ago in a reality far, far away.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
LOL and Brador is only about 6% (training beer in the Prairies)🤣 Fat Tug (Victoria BC) is 7% The Toques of Hazzard (Vancouver) is 9.2% would take-out an entire infantry squad.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
And Canadian beer would knock them on their asses.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Now if this was his memorial service - it would be totally acceptable.
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LASER 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱⚕️⚓️ 8647 @laser3.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Holy cow! I've seen subs ascend through ice but CONCRETE BLOCKS?!? What kind of alien technology are you guys using?
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