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Lars Sivertsen

@larssivertsen.bsky.social
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Football writer and broadcaster. Author of Haaland: The incredible story behind the world's greatest striker - smarturl.it/HaalandLars

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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I'm not entirely convinced it's all Daniel Levy's fault that Spurs insist on making the exact same mistakes in every single game.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Idea for content: Watch Spurs at the pub, put a camera on yourself, have a shot every time they give away the ball in their own half for no discernible reason.
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Joel Grove @grovejoel.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
FOOTBALL WEEKLY They said it couldn't be done but here it is, 18 Champions League games from last night analysed with ruthless efficiency plus time left for the natural wine world to shout at us @robyniocowen.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social @larssivertsen.bsky.social Mark Langdon
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The Champions League group stage concludes with 64-goal special: Football Weekly Extra
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Episode 102: Turkish delight "Full stadiums and fans who make you feel like Jesus". I'm in Istanbul with Andy Brassell, who tells us about Ole's most recent wheel, Mou being Mou, and Galatasaray's Bosporus Galacticos. Sc: soundcloud.com/user-7212855... Sp: open.spotify.com/episode/4S5P... Etc.
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Episode 102: Turkish delight with Andy Brassell
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Andy Brassell @andybrassell.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The end of three games in three days in Istanbul with great company @larssivertsen.bsky.social & @rory-evans1.bsky.social. Plenty of @otcpod.bsky.social YouTube content to come - to start, here’s us on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s brilliant debut as Beşiktaş coach youtu.be/hFrrIqnVWfI?...
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Ole Gunnar Solskjær's perfect start at Beşiktaş
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Max Rushden @maxrushden.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It’s the latest @theguardian.com football weekly with @barryglendenning.bsky.social @archiert1.bsky.social and @larssivertsen.bsky.social with bonus @sidlowe.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/08Gx...
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A ludicrous night in Lisbon and Liverpool stay perfect – Football Weekly
Football Weekly · Episode
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I picked a hell of a week to lose my voice.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If I had to watch Everton every week I'd probably be Dyche out as well, but still worth bearing in mind that he kept a pretty awful squad in the league at a pivotal point in their history.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
More horrendously lost balls in the Spurs half than at a eunuch convention.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I can see why it would be 70% off.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
With United, assumption has always been that because they have so much money they will eventually get good again. But what if they just... don't?
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
In fairness to Ange, I think a lot of people are entertained by this.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
If there's a table for "Expected Foolishness", Spurs must be riding high.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It really is a very silly sport.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Inside scoop from Gary O'Neil's severance negotiations.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Marc Cucurella's decision to play in crocs really backfiring here.
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Max Rushden @maxrushden.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
tomorrow's @theguardian.com Football WEekly @larssivertsen.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social @chrispaouros.bsky.social @will-unwin.bsky.social Any questions?
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Straight red two minutes in? Libertadores final almost too on the nose here. But hey, give the people what they want. We tune in for chaos, we get chaos.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
(it is also less than 10% of what United paid for Antony)
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Fun fact: According to their most recent accounts, Bodø/Glimt's entire annual wage bill is less than what it cost Manchester United to fire Erik ten Hag.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Handball law update: Still the worst. So bad. Stinky, stinky law.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
City looked like a team that needs a break. Good thing is the English fixture list is famously light and breezy in December so that's going to work out fine.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Having largely beat the main storyline of football, Guardiola now trying hard to unlock all the achievements. "Be successful without any kind of midfield" is proving a stubborn one ("Be successful without a striker", by comparison, was a piece of piss).
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Cunha - too good for Wolves, but probably too chaotic for an actually good team so it's kinda fine?
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Football is all about forcing your opponent into situations they're uncomfortable with. Brentford here have cunningly had a man sent off so that Everton have to actually have the ball a bit.
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Flashscore acting up on this exact time of the week is enormously aggravating (but probably a big win for Fotmob)
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Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Will make an effort to not just post work here buuuut, I did make an effort with this one: Episode 97 What's up with City? Angeball or angstball? Villa - a bit "mid"? And loads of other steaming piles of take. Sc: soundcloud.com/user-7212855... Sp: open.spotify.com/episode/687i... Etc.
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