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Larry "Bud" Melman

@larrybudm.bsky.social
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Have I been a scientist? Yes. Have I been an explorer? Yes. Have I been a sex symbol? Yes. I have been everything except late for dinner. Be Excellent to each other. Sarcasm served daily. No dictators or fascists. 🚫DMs🚫MAGAts🚫Crypto

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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 13h
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 14h
The true Black Widow.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 16h
You don't understand your Honor, my client has the mentality of a two year old, and he won't stop crying until he gets what he wants.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 16h
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What The Fuck Did I Just Read Wtf Did I Just Read
ALT: What The Fuck Did I Just Read Wtf Did I Just Read
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They probably had GROK verify the information.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FFS, this mans family is great friends with Netanyahu. Why wouldn't this slimeball take advantage of that?
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brock Turner- Rapist
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He is in jail for what should be his natural life. He will never walk the streets again, there is no need to put him on the list.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet here we are 🙄
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My sewing machine has the same thing!
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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As promised
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You can post this every 15 minutes, and it still wouldn't be enough.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes sir! Sir your most handsome son had his wedding paid for by a Russian oligarch. How much did this oligarch pay you for the privilege to pay for your sons wedding?
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't worry, all billionaires have rock solid alibis.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, she can't use the "I just experimented a little in college" excuse because she didn't even graduate high school.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stephen Baldwin is Ken Jennings- He has the answers, but you have to guess the questions. No category is off limits, not even his art of seduction.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh Canada!
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd love to be a fly on the wall during his bible study. "Okay Mike, could you show me the passage where it says we should abdicate power from a megalomanic pedophile?" "Hey guys, I think we need to shut this down, and go home for a few weeks."
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Michigan is in the middle of mass bird migrations. This is not the most ideal time to have airborne exercises there.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So he was the victim!
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn, I could have used this a decade ago. "Go ask your mother, she can draw better than I can."
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*82 years ago. But who's counting.
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That Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The desperation.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She's right, he's not real.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jacob Wohl is so bad at what he does you almost feel sorry for him.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our 12 year old sense of humor never quite goes away. 😏
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"They lie every day. For some of them, it's part of their religion." Is he describing the Trump administration?
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you Doc!
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The price of eggs are down though, which is good. But I can't afford to put gas in my F150, which is Bidens fault.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A 32 year relationship of cruelty. Many women paid a ungodly price for their pleasure. Unfortunately it looks like nobody will pay the price except their victims.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Scientists- "We are going to destroy the planet" Billionaires lighting the fuse- "Think of the stock prices!"
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Insane cat lady screams insanities at crowd. News at 11.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I shall no longer post bikini pics of myself.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Idiocracy was modern day prophecy.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Continue to use that phrase in any fashion, and you will be receiving a cease and desist from out lawyers! OOH YEAAAH!!"
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Cheat like hell". That's Trumps motto for the election and his entire filthy life.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm with Poo on this one.
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Winnie The Pooh: Life's Too Short For Pants
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember him for the bigot he was. Or maybe just don't remember him at all.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's to lazy even to do that.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel seen.
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm sorry, but he's making al the reality content he can with his family, what else would you have him do, actual work?
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wonder if they will have some sort of test with this?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Lone Gunmen also did it in the pilot episode in March 2001. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Qz...
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The Lone Gunmen - WTC attack
YouTube video by makealiekki
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Larry "Bud" Melman @larrybudm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Patton had a penchant for slapping people like Trump.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Science stands against authoritarianism. Get literate.
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