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Scott Turner

@largeprim8.bsky.social
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Criminal law paralegal in Canada. Sci fi nerd, aspiring luthier and woodworker, dissapointed human. I grew up on Star Trek. The future wasn't supposed to be this stupid.

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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 8h
When I was about 5 years old, in 1976, my parents were asleep so I snuck downstairs late at night to watch Tv. The Exorcist was on. I watched it through my fingers and it gave me nightmares for quite a while.
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Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bio weapons
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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GreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A message for both Americans & Canadians. If you are buying a new or used vechcle, check the VIN. If it starts with 1 it was made in the USA. If it starts with 2, the car was made in Canada. Buy Canadian please ! 🇨🇦
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kid Rock is looking like the kind of guy that wanders around the trailer park and takes his teeth out to play them like spoons on his knee for beers.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Carney should issue an official statement congratulating them on the new name.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That guy's hooting was like Yosemite Sam with his pants on fire.
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Bill Comeau 🇨🇦 @bill-comeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I read the entire interview transcript. His ability to discuss these topics effortlessly and articulately is on another level. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/w...
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A Transcript From The Times Interview with Prime Minister Mark Carney of Canada (Gift Article)
New York Times journalists pressed the Canadian prime minister about a range of topics in an hourlong interview last week. Here’s a transcript of their conversation.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do we take up a collection for poor bastard that has to read it in order to tell us how hilariously idiotic this must be? I can't imagine anyone willing to waste that time for free.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So glad he never apologized!
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Andrea Martin is amazing. They're all great, of course.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, really this whole electing presidents from Movies and entertainment wasn't such a great idea after all... 😁
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doesn't that also coincide with certain Christians gaining access to influence government as well?
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That cat is like an arsonist that goes to visit the scene of the crime.😂
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This Hour has 22 Minutes keeping it REAL…featuring… “Chicken Legs” 🤣
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💙🇨🇦 𝙈𝙚𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙨 𝙅𝙖𝙧𝙫™️🎹⚖️Ⓜ️🎤🇨🇦🦫🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @justjarvtm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yup
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Big Lebowski: Jeff Bridges Spreads Ashes
ALT: Big Lebowski: Jeff Bridges Spreads Ashes
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country. By living wages I mean more than a bare subsistence level - I mean the wages of decent living." .. (Franklin. D. Roosevelt) ..(cartoon Nick Anderson)
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Canadian military face paint vs US military face paint
This image appears to show a Canadian Army soldier wearing camouflage face paint and a black beret with an artillery cap badge.This image shows Pete Hegseth, the U.S. Secretary of Defense and former Fox News television host.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know you get this too much, and I don't care: Thank you for everything you do. People like you will save us. Cheers, buddy.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stop with the "ooh it's illegal, he can't do that..." Did you just arrive here? He's a criminal. The law isn't a deterrent. He'll do what he wants and it may eventually get overturned, but it's not going to stop. No one "messed up royally". It's deliberate and he doesn't give a fuck.
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If they want the Bible to be taught in school, then I want science to be taught in church.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Banged"? More like wheezed on.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't worry, there's all kinds of gov agencies that make sure bad things don't happen to the environment........oh.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A lot of science fiction is disturbingly prescient in its dystopia. I'm still the hopeful Star Trek kid, but the predictability of this shit is bleak sometimes.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Always a good reminder from David Cochrane. “America isn't the way it is because he's president. He's president because America is the way it is” — David Cochrane CBC Power and Politics
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not learning from mistakes is the opposite of the scientific method. When arrogance and stupidity go hand in hand.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Engineer: The cup is twice the volume it needs to be. 😉
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Cathie from Canada🍁 @cathiecanada.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cathie from Canada: Today's News: Negotiating Tariff Deal Straight an... cathiefromcanada.blogspot.com/2026/08/toda...
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Sabriga Turgon @sabriga.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This guy is the giggling Salacious Crumb sitting at Jabba the Trump's tail.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Looks awsome, try the same thing with plantains....Works well in a pan too, with browned butter, cinnamon, sugar and rum..
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Rick McKee @rmckee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I drew this August 23, 2022, and it’s coming to pass.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Loved this, still do.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I used to grow mushrooms in one of those exact little greenhouses. If you're in a windy area, put bricks or water jugs or something in the corners to keep it solid. The wind will take it to Kansas if it's in the right spot....especially if the door is open to catch it.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This guy is just like that creature that sat by Jabba the Hutt's tail and giggled at all the goings on and cruelty....Salacious Crumb.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Y'know.....disturbing thought here, but I'll bet that RFK thinks of the Human Centipede as some sort of legitimate treatment for compromised immune systems.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The good stuff is mixed with beef tallow which also cures cancer, which is caused by parasites. Or witches, or something. I'd look it up but they've burned all the books. Maha!!!
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Alfre Woodard is amazing and that scene is fantastic. I know the Moby Dick theme was already well done in Wrath of Khan, but that moment was perfect in that movie.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It's the Spinal Tap Stonehenge.
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JewelzinAZ @jewelzinaz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I can't see the rest of the pic, but is that thing messing with the toilet paper rolls....maybe putting them on in the underhand position? I guess that's what makes it a demon.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
He's busy. Pickleball with Nugent and Sorbo.
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That's probably not incorrect actually. What is the LD/50 of Vit C?
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How long before Trump brand Soylent Green?
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Scott Turner @largeprim8.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
He could build the bunker in the shape of an arch. Then it could be an Arch-y Bunker.
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