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Peter Larcombe

@larcombepeter.bsky.social
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Knowing fuck-it-all Sings better than he plays the horn. Plays the horn better than he windsurfs. Windsurfs better than he ever helmed a lifeboat. Arguable helmed better than he anaesthetises. Sings adequately.

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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Diana Ross. Chain reaction. 'We're going up? How vulgar'
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And by the company he keeps
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
But he’s going to have to work very hard to convince many people that he means any of it. His track record won’t help.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
‘He chose poorly’
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Bring back Brian Redhead.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
We already are. My old frail patients dislike winter cold, but they manage heat even less well
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Too bloody right.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The trouble is that like every generation, he’ll think he’s the first to discover it.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I’m much more shocked that anyone thought that EEG measurements correlate in any meaningful way with learning
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Less than the PM. Obvs. As any fule kno, the PM’s salary is the benchmark for ‘too much public money’
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
People of our generation shouldn’t be let loose with C21st tech.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The hubris almost impresses
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Britain’s consistently wrongest man.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I’ve been a doctor for over 30 years. I’ve never seen a colleague use AI in the manner you describe.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The key word here isn’t ‘surgeon’, but ‘Lincolnshire’
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sod ‘em
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How’s your evening, everyone?
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Who on earth carries cheques?
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
And the new pope will of course be a Dei hire
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My first thought too
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The OP says Saturday. You should check before accusing anyone of lying
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
How?
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The sole brexit benefit I’ve encountered is that after a fruitless week sitting in a lorry at Harwich docks, soft fruit is occasionally now ripe on the day of purchase. It will still be rotten tomorrow, though
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Because the drop in ambient temperature in the middle of the night is the last straw for the poor exhausted little things.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Like prosciutto? Thin and expensive?
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Britain’s consistently wrongest man strikes again
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I can’t even remember which side I’ve just done.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Something about the same gent who defeated Thomas something
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
gent, who had to wife Katherine Amelie (?) daughter of Richard something
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
…our lord god 1588’
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Better pic? It begins ‘here lieth buried Thomas, and ends year of my lord 1588’
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Isn’t it just
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A soft, self-wounding one
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Because they’re cloudy. And because that’s what happens to you if you drink them.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It’s 3° and like a Nicole Kidman movie here in Brighton.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I’ve lived n one of those for fifteen years.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
That generated a paltry laugh
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If you can’t think of something nice to say, you could consider not saying anything at all.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I’ve seen healthier colours on my renal dialysis unit
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Every time I see a pic of Bryan I’m struck by how unwell he looks.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Quaterlights
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A horse walks into a bar. ‘Why the long face?’ Asks the barman. ‘My alcoholism is tearing my family apart’ says the horse.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
That’s a little unfair
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Knowledge is power. France is Bacon.
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Peter Larcombe @larcombepeter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
And a little dicky-bow
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