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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 04/10/2026

OH JESUS MAKE IT STOP (Reported)

THIS IS PRESIDENT TRUMP I need to ask Lawrence something personal. Will you still stand with me if... gop-give.org/61538k

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 03/10/2026

My wife picked a hell of a day to have us drive down here to get her hair cut.

Weather app showing current temperature of 40°C / 104°F.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 30/09/2026

I keep reading the description of this accident, and the sequence is astonishing. vidanewspaper.com/2026/09/29/double…

The force of the crash was substantial, and forced the Toyota Avalon north on Victoria Avenue and into a Southern California Edison pole on the center median. The pole became dislodged at the base and fell onto the Avalon. After striking the pole, the Avalon rolled forward and crashed into a Chevy Volt, which was southbound Victoria Avenue in the left turn lane at Doris Avenue. Meanwhile, the Honda Civic and GMC Sierra both went airborne, and came to a rest on the center median of Victoria Avenue. While in the air, the Honda Civic rolled over the side and roof of a Nissan Rogue, which had been stopped in the southbound left turn lane of Victoria Avenue at Doris Avenue. The Honda Civic and GMC Sierra became entangled as they landed on the median. As they came to a rest, they collided into a 2014 GMC Terrain which had been southbound in the left turn lane of Victoria Avenue at Doris Avenue. The force of that crash caused the Terrain to be pushed back into a 2010 Ford Fusion and 2025 Toyota Rav4, both of which were behind the Terrain.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 27/09/2026

“Let me explain how things are gonna be from now on.”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 11/09/2026

Sorry, folks. I just can’t.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 01/09/2026

Also Apple. I wouldn’t look to them as a paragon of standing up to the orange menace.

Apple Maps screenshot showing “Gulf of America”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 29/08/2026

I thought adamantium was what Adam Ant is made out of. Weird.

The exterior of a fitness gym named "Adamantium Fitness" with a palm tree and cars parked outside.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 26/08/2026

Found elsewhere: a true and honorable warrior is on her way to Sto'Vo'Kor. #RIPDollyParton

Three Klingon warriors howl to announce to the dead that a warrior is coming to Sto'Vo'Kor.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 16/08/2026

“Hold onto yourself, Bartlett, you’re thirty feet short.”

Without naming the Film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film?

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 31/07/2026

This happens a lot more often than it should. Get it together, Bluesky.

Screenshot of message saying “Your following feed is empty!”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 25/07/2026

Good morning, Alpha quadrant.

Star Trek: Voyager title card with episode title of “WHERE’S MY DAMN COFFEE”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 14/07/2026

Every once in a while, YouTube glitches in a most amusing way. I’m pretty sure neither one of these guys is Jacques Pépin, and they sure as hell aren’t cooking chicken. (See alt text)

YouTube video from the Jacques Pépin Foundation, titled “Easy Dinner with Jacques Pépin,” but the video is actually a video clip from Better Call Saul showing drug kingpin Gustavo Fring and his protégé Gale Boetticher, who offers to cook meth for him.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 12/07/2026

I needed to get this out of my head, so here it is.

Two photos from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Top panel: Q with a mustache, labeled as SSPX, caption reading “You excommunicated us! Pope Francis never excommunicated us!” Bottom panel: Captain Sisko labeled as Pope Leo XIV, caption reading “I’m not Pope Francis.”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 09/07/2026

I don’t think I’ve seen anything this direct in automotive journalism since Car and Driver published a road test of the Chevrolet Chevette that used the word “shitbox.” Twice.

Jalopnik headline: This Looks Like Poop From A Butt (over a photo of a Tesla Cybercab prototype)

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 09/07/2026

The Man In The High Castle.

View of Times Square in New York City in an alternate universe where the Nazis won World War II.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 08/07/2026

The Guardian: Why does JD Vance keep saying loony things? Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because he’s a few tacos short of a fiesta?

Headline: Why does JD Vance keep saying loony things?

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 06/07/2026

@jbf1755.bsky.social I’m guessing this isn’t you on Mastodon. Please confirm and I’ll report them.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 02/07/2026

This is the Chicago Way, sir.

Pope Leo XIV on a plane, holding a baseball bat

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 22/06/2026

Congratulations to the UK on finally making a sensible decision about their Prime Minister.

Image of Larry the Cat with a BBC chyron saying “New Prime Minister”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 17/06/2026

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Probe (1988) - Title card showing series lead Parker Stevenson and Ashley Crow

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 08/06/2026

Every time I read about Google or Apple shoving AI into Android or iOS I start thinking fondly about these.

An ivory-colored Western Electric rotary dial desk telephone.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 30/05/2026

To give Ambassador Spock time to prevent a Romulan civil war that would prevent reunification with Vulcan, Q agrees to stop time on Romulus - but only if the ambassador agrees to a mind meld with the supernatural being. #StarTrekTNGSeason8

Star Trek - The Next Generation title card: “I’ll Stop The World And Meld With Q”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 26/05/2026

Candidates, PACs, and parties can stop sending me political SMS and junk mail now. It won’t do any good now anyway. Early voting rocks.

Lawrence A, A message from California Secretary of State on behalf of Ventura County Elections Division. Your ballot for the June 2, 2026, Primary Election was received and counted. Thank you for voting!

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 25/05/2026

On this Memorial Day, remembering the first of my ancestors to serve this country, Col. Alexander Oliver of the Massachusetts militia and James Cupples, an Irish immigrant in the Pennsylvania militia. Both were my 4th great-grandfathers, one from each side of the family.

Obelisk marking the grave of Colonel Alexander Oliver

Headstone of James Russell Cupples, Sr. with a Revolutionary War marker and US flag

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 13/05/2026

Can’t go wrong with the Casio Royale! Got the Citizen Skyhawk on today:

Analog-Digital Watch on titanium bracelet with black face and slide rule bezel, UTC subdial and two digital displays, one showing that the current time is set to Los Angeles and the second time zone is set to Rome.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 15/04/2026

Downloaded to my Kobo the new James S.A. Corey novel that was released today. Now I have to try to be extraordinarily patient and save it for when I’m on jury duty next week so I’ll have something interesting to read.

Cover image for The Faith of Beasts by James S.A. Corey, book 2 in The Captive’s War series.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 06/04/2026

Damn, guess I’m gonna need to get some more folding tables and chairs for next Thanksgiving. 🤪

Email: We found 9454 of your cousins from your father's side of the family!

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 05/04/2026

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Sergeant Schultz, Colonel Hogan, and Colonel Klink from Hogan’s Heroes

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 28/03/2026

I filled my gas tank today.

Receipt for 16.676 gallons of premium unleaded gasoline at $6.399 per gallon, totaling $106.71.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 27/03/2026

Whatever idiot at Microsoft thought it was a good idea to have unannounced updates run at shutdown can fuck all the way off.

You’re 26% there. Please keep your computer on.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 19/03/2026

Speaking of working from home... (Courtesy of pixelframe.design/dune-font-lo...)

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 15/03/2026

At these prices, Chevron should buy me dinner first.

$6.19 for premium, $5.99 for mid grade, and $5.79 for regular. My car uses premium.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 09/02/2026

Name a book from a Black author. Lion’s Blood by Steven Barnes. An alternate history where a technologically superior Islamic Africa colonizes North America and backwards Europeans are slaves.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 22/01/2026

Same here. He’s my 10th cousin 4 times removed.

Family tree showing my relationship to John Wilkes Booth via my 2nd great grandfather. More recent generations redacted for a modicum of privacy.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 20/01/2026

Whoever left these in the office lunchroom is evil.

A box of Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies sitting in a wicker basket, looking all tempting and delicious.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 19/01/2026

Some photos I found on the web:

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 08/01/2026

Who would have thought that the title of a 1946 East German film would resonate in 2026 America? “Die Mörder Sind Unter Uns” - “The Murderers Are Among Us”

Poster for the 1946 DEFA film “Die Mörder Sind Unter Uns” - “The Murderers Are Among Us”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 31/12/2025

Had to log into my work laptop (Windows 11 - sigh) this morning to check my email, and the Logi Options app updated itself and then showed me an ad. Logitech makes nice stuff, but they can fuck all the way off with that crap.

Logi Options screen showing my mouse on the left, my inactive keyboard on the right, and an advertisement for a different and non-ergonomic keyboard in the center.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 27/12/2025

Not my photo - the set is long gone - but I suspect it will surprise exactly nobody that this is my origin story. In the house I grew up in, the wet bar had been converted into book storage, and I’d sit on the floor for hours reading each volume.

Cover of the T volume of the 1961 World Book Encyclopedia.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 27/12/2025

Now that my Surface Laptop is running Linux, it’s easy enough to cover the logo on the Windows key with a sticker. But what about the logo on the cover? This. Turns out the keycap sticker is just about a perfect fit for one pane of the logo. #Linux

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 19/12/2025

If you’re looking for love, you can find it in #Linux, but it may require installation.

Command 'love' not found, but can be installed with:
sudo snap install love # version 11.2+pkg-d332, or
sudo apt install love # version 11.4-1
See 'snap info love' for additional versions.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 29/11/2025

“Look, we’ve been over this before. The Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father and the Son. But I guess we’ll have to do this the hard way, like we used to do on the South Side.”

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 24/11/2025

When you forget to replace the placeholder text in the email ad template. 😂

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 22/11/2025

Woke up this morning to a stray cat playing with a dead mouse on my lawn. Welcome to Saturday. 🐈

Gray cat reaching down with one paw to toy with a mouse.

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 16/11/2025

It’s weird to think that if I still had my Twitter account, it would now be old enough to vote.

Tweet dated April 9, 2007: "Setting up account..."

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Larry Anderson @larand.one · 15/11/2025

Screenshot of original post, with alt text:

Case number 25-36216 serious crimes unit;
The vehicle is a white 2013 Volkswagen Tiguan with license plate number WN7O1I.
My friend's girlfriend Sherry Shelley has gone missing. She was born dec 10 1960. I added better pictures of the location her belongings were found. The last time she was seen was November 13th at her apartment at 16:30. The last message she sent was at 21:37 from Walmart in Nanaimo November 13th. The last known location of her phone in Lantzville has been visited and the belongings from her vehicle were thrown all over the road, along with the jacket she would have been wearing last night at Walmart. Currently there is no proof she was in Lantzville. Only that her belongings were found on a logging road and that her phone's last ping was deep in the woods coordinates of the phone's locked location are 49.22796° N, 124.08568° W. The phone's last ping locked at that location exactly at midnight.
If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of the vehicle or her, please inform the RCMP.

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