lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 46mSets up a nice "tear down this wall" event for the successor 000
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 4hWeird how the president doesn't have to ask Congress to spend our money anymore. 010
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialjimmybot @jimmybot.com · 05/10/2026My tolerance for chaos is pretty high (probably too high), but standing kickscooters are *really* chaotic. Guy didn't yield at a stop sign and then swiveled to cross behind my bike and jump from the road to the sidewalk. Turn radius is too tiny, and hard to predict what line they will take. 011
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Was that an F-15 flying up river over the Hudson just now? 000
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If the Washington State Department of Commerce thinks those are "hard-to-decarbonize sectors of the economy," wait til they hear about drivers. 020
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialDan Hon @danhon.com · 03/10/2026I'm just saying substituting milk for clotted cream with your cereal is an option many people have not considered or even trie 091
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Can we have an in memoriam not for people who have died but for former social media figures who had decent takes but ended up losing their minds because they got too addicted to social media engagements? 711714
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Right sorry, I meant more what it says about the team's performance up to now than about that game specifically. I'm not sure that game was so unique tho. All 3 DPs were in the starting lineup. Kone was the only guy who would be a surprise starter with a full lineup. 010
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is that what this team has come to now? Where we lament that a 0-3 home loss should have only been a 0-1 home loss? 100
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Any word on whether the Democrats will continue their anti-Hasan Piker campaign? 060
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Same. I assume every political text is from scammers pretending to be the candidate. 011
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialJehiah @jehiah.cz · 30/09/2026Yesssssss. New Jersey cities are coming through to stop-the-chop 🛑🚁 "Kearny filed its lawsuit in Hudson County Superior Court. The town is joined in the case by Hudson County, Jersey City, Hoboken, Bayonne and Union City" gothamist.com/news/nj-comm...gothamist.comNJ communities file lawsuit to stop noisy sightseeing helicoptersThe town of Kearny, along with several others, says a heliport is allowing helicopter service providers to work outside operating hours. 052
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialJonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026For those who haven't heard yet, the Miami Herald's corporate owners at McClatchy today laid off the paper's superb veteran soccer reporter Michelle Kaufman. An utter disgrace, and an enormous disservice to fans of the local soccer team that draws a lot of media interest in town and worldwide. 926054
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialJeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 22/09/2026Was just informed that @seattletimes.com is ceasing beat coverage of soccer. Massive loss for both local and national soccer community. 3429872
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports. 273128272111
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Once again reality demands that The Onion up its game. 2676
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Congrats to the fuel companies who can now raise their prices on gas by ~32c/gal and on diesel by ~36c/gal 010
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm gonna try that at work tomorrow. Will report back how it goes. 040
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I keep seeing the media talk about his conflicts of interest and like, are you new here? There are no conflicts. There is only one interest and it isn't the US. 000
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We have a billion studies showing that basic income is good. We don't have studies showing that corporations won't suck it all up with higher prices and greedflation when basic income becomes universal. 010
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A new bill is counterproductive and gives credence to the idea that people running agents aren't responsible for what they do. 001
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026End it how? You gonna try to impeach him or just keep asking nicely? 100
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialDoug Trumm @metropolitanglide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The 700-stall parking garage was the number one ST3 priority for the City of Renton. If ST stays in budget, the garage will cost $143,000 per stall. 0245
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026New Zealand has the All Whites ⚽, the All Blacks 🏉 and the Black Caps 🏏. I propose we call St Louis CITY the All Caps. 010
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23/09/2026ICE snatched up a Senegalese college basketball player with an ACL injury in a Kentucky airport. She’s “in so much pain” and needs surgery, but is being transferred from camp to camp with little more than ibuprofen. www.kentucky.com/news/state/k... 61014659
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Looks like the R stands for Royalist now. Should be "keeping Royalists in control." 000
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026PSA: "tho" and "thru" as alternate spellings of though and through are in the @merriam-webster.com dictionary and were popular even back in the late 19th century. Let the spelling scolds know. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tho 011
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wait... since King Charles's father is from Greece, does that mean the King of England is not English? 010
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What is Kalshi saying about who she votes for in November? 020
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yeah and the team media coverage almost by definition only reaches people who are already fans. 010
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pretty scary how many grown adults seem to be fully bought in to the AI rationalism 010
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For sure. It's crazy that teams seem to want to be their own media outlets rather than drive traffic to the outlets that are trying to cover them. 110
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Criminal" thieves and burglars never manage to steal more than a fraction of what employers steal. 020
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialAdam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns. 412510828
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Poll respondents presumably refuse to drive on any road owned by the government. 090
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's good that you rescued The Onion before it could be taken over by AI. 030
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026using AI trained on stolen work to make a shoddy copy of that work on the cheap AKA the six-finger discount 27415
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The only way out I can imagine is for the next president to exploit the same powers that Trump has but as a way to force Congress and the Supreme Court to finally constrain presidential power and reassert the constitution. So yeah, the Republic is probably over and needs to be refounded. 020
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Congrats to the Head of AI Adoption at Paramount+ for coming up with the brilliant idea of having AI generate all the show titles. 050
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What about when a state government uses law enforcement to terrorize innocent people? 031
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So what are you going to do about it if you win in November? 160
lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fortunately for Netanyahu, US public opinion has zero influence on US public policy 162
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialMichael Battista @battista.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Press Scran (September 19, 2026) New York Cosmos vs Westchester SC Cost: $0 (comes with media credentials) French fries, rice, grilled chicken, soda (beer for VIPs) USL League One side with another solid selection. Rating: 8/10 @footyscran.bsky.social @nysoccerjournal.com #NYCosmos #NYCvsWES 161
Reposted by @lapsu.bsky.socialkat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This thread is the only way I ever want to learn a team has been eliminated 2274
