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Boondock Actual

@laochdua.bsky.social
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Oldhammer and historical gaming fan. Lard appreciator. Occasional painter. Caffeine-based. Nicotine dependent. Maine Coon personal assistant. Lawslinger. Moron wrangler. Boondock inhabitant and doer of boondock things.

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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 2h
Seems fair enough, really.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 4h
Don't break it.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 4h
Ah, but were you as confused as a colleague the other night who was called to remove one from a shed but instead it was a copperhead who kept scraping his tail off a sack every time somebody came into the shed? Not that you want a bite from a copperhead or anything, but still.....
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 4h
That turned out brilliantly 👍
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 21h
A Cumberland is an excellent sausage. Unfortunately not the kind of sausage that can be easily obtained here.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 21h
I approve of of this post.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's actually doing something, though. You're watching fillums and eating what should still be called Opal Fruits. But you should do that.
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brigadegames.bsky.social @brigadegames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Early bird ends at 10am EST. 3 stretch goals broken so far. Next Kickstarter pack: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bri...
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Huh. It was only after reading this that I learned that Walgreens split them off and sold them on to the private equity crowd over a year ago. Probably why Boots stuff hasn't been in Walgreens for a minute.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do it.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My money's on the Cossacks.
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brigadegames.bsky.social @brigadegames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And we are live. 48 hours for Early Bird deals. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bri...
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking great 👍
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love it. There's a church coming too, right?
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're lovely figures. Nice one 👍
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's lovely 👍
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice one 👍
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love those 👍
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the correct answer.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We'd all have been very disappointed in you if it hadn't been.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brilliant.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Muskman.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's his address?
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now that I have finished with Deeply Unpleasant and Unexpected AI-driven Day Job Stuff for the day, it's time for the Dredd fillum and a bit of miniature and glue wrangling. You know the one I mean. The *good* one. Not the *other one*. #DayofcDredd #nerdlings
Karl Urban as Judge Dredd, pointing his Lawgiver.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nicely done 👍
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*takes notes*
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The old GW Judge Dredd game from 1985was the first "proper" TTRPG I ever played.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just so you know, I'm going to steal this idea. Very nicely done.
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Grant (Cardboard Pusher) @pushingcardboard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not spooky season. It’s October. Spooky day is on day at the end of the month. This is becoming as bad as Xmas in November
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*humanity intensifies*
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tommy Lee Jones as Ed Tom, staring over his newspaper
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're not supposed to tell people about the 40K spaceship, heretic.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It ran with a bad crowd earlier in the evolutionary cycle.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks can be deceiving. The European guys are very chill and avoidant until you or your dog corner one and that is an experience that neither of you will care to repeat. Unless you're a sick fuck who's into badger baiting, which is extremely illegal.
American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. 

European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside. 

Picture of snarling American badger, picture of peaceful European badger
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
King Theoden at Helms Deep
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bake all the things.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am not originally American. Herself is. I do not like pumpkins. Well, I don't like eating them.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus. You're all in it together.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The two of you must never, ever meet. Not under any circumstances. That would be Very Bad.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm there trying to get tidied up so I can get out to work, wrestling a berserker Maine Coon out of the feckin' bathroom and the sound of cackling drifts from downstairs.....
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An angry cartoon person, frowning ready to throw a brick

"Oh Lord guide this brick"
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A happy stick figure getting ready to throw a cinder block
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only hedgehogs here come from pet stores. We do have porcupines coming back, though.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thankfully - in this specific instance - there are no hedgehogs in America.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For torture. Terrorism. That's why she buys it. These and similar items will be deployed in unexpected places for the rest of the month. Like, there was a tiny fucking skeleton in the shower this morning. Frey thought it was great craic and wanted to get on in there and play with it.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is only the start of it. It'll be Pumpkin Spice something or other soon.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Herself's annual Reign of Terror has begun. Every bloody October. It only gets worse from here. #nerdlings
A picture of four boxes of Pumpkin Pie flavored Pop Tarts on a supermarket shelf.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These are looking very good. More, please.
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Boondock Actual @laochdua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You could just be an American metalhead with a cool Oldhammer army painted in The Classic 'Eavy Metal Style? Also, you're making me feel old.
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