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@lantispitfire.bsky.social
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Per a friend: "deals drugs, makes booze, and takes pictures of skeletons". No shoes, yes ESC, general chaos

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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Last minute knitting project, but I've been marked safe from the Yule cat!
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Y'all we made it to the darkest night and the shortest day. We'll be getting more sun soon
The three singers of Systur performing on a dark stage with minimal lighting. All are strumming electric guitars. The caption reads, "The darkest winter waits for spring, to warm our embraces again"
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I steamed a figgy pudding (there are no figs, but plenty of dates) and set it on fire
A brown domed shaped steamed cake sitting on a white baking sheet. Blue flames appear towards the top of the cake
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Burlington pride!
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The vendor of this brand of pill organizer clearly thought this through /s
A weekly pill organizer sold at a pharmacy. The packaging covers the first 3 days of the week and the  last day, leaving Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday exposed, labeled as WTF
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Various birds seen in yh city
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Various birds seen in yh city
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Given this was the least expensive instant coffee a the halal store... Soldi soldi 👏👏
A package of Mahmood brand 3 in 1 premixed instant coffee
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Used my last spoons of the day to rack off half a gallon of mead (technically, braggot). Told my coworker I have too much drink at home and he offered to help me drink some. Bringing it to work in an empty Pringles can though, since I don't want anyone getting in trouble
Six assorted glass bottles on a ledge, filled with cranberry mead.A pringles can held up against a wall. The Pringles can contains a bottle of mead inside
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I was gifted a pack of expired momofuku branded noodles (because noodles don't go bad), and it turns out that the noodles are a scam - this is just individually packed white noodles. For $11 you can get 5 individual packs, or 5# of bulk noodles. Maybe the cost is in the sauce?
An individual pack of momofuku branded noodles An opened box of white noodles, originally four pounds
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Wasp.
A giant wasp on a rhubarb leaf
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The tale of the Lesbian Hunter, by Vinny Marchi I'm glad I had the opportunity to see him perform live in person last night, it's still sinking in
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Post a photo of a bus from your camera roll Does the inside of a greyhound count?
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
It got really hot in the pharmacy the other day so I had to remove my sweater, probably pissed off a bunch of conservatives but there were no fucks to give
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Yep, date mead is in the works. 1 gallon batch, about 1# of dates, 1# Costco wildflower honey, qs 1 gallon with water. Praying nothing explodes on me
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Anyways here's an alien enjoying a bowl of French onion soup
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You have died from eating the cake.
An image of a green cake on a black background, with the caption "you have died from eating the cake."
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Shamrocks, vs. sham rocks
A cluster of shamrocks with dew on some the leavesChocolate rocks of various colors
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My new ink today! A chicken nugget with a face (resembling Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy), sitting in a paper bag with some fries on the side So I can feel like a chicken nugget and show people too
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Happy pi day, I got some egg tarts from a Chinese bakery in Boston
Two egg tarts in a styrofoam takeout container. One tart is intact, while the other tart behind it has been squished.
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The Green Dragon is a real place!
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Yksi, kaksi, kolme, sauna
Two skeletons, a large and a small, are sitting next to each other on a sauna bench. The large skeleton has a towelA skeleton sitting on a towel, on a sauna bench looking at the furnace
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The best way to ship maple syrup. Or "maple syrup"
A bright yellow ziplock bag that reads "Chemotherapy Drug, Observe safety precautions for handling and administration. TRANSPORT BAG." The bag is in a cardboard box full of packing peanuts.
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Setting boundaries can be hard. But they ensure you won't be a doormat
A skeleton approaches a little grey ball of anxiety, standing on a door mat that reads "go away"
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
From one of my friends, who works at National Park Services
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
There's no way I can thank my techs enough for running the show and making sure I can get through the day. They know the patients, they know how the store works, and most of them can count + type faster than I can.
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I found the non-Wednesday, Wednesday Frog alternative!
A Reddit post of a sad, black, round frog with caption, "Es ist nicht mehr Mittwoch, meine Kerle" - or in German, "It is no longer Wednesday, my dudes"
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So I left the country, met @onceinalifetime.bsky.social after how long had it been, and we got to see Benjamin Ingrosso bring down the house!
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So I left the country, met @onceinalifetime.bsky.social after how long had it been, and we got to see Benjamin Ingrosso bring down the house!
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Thank you NYC vendor for selling me the last two conchas, I haven't had one for a while
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Yeah, hence the tofu and sauce. Or the next most popular option, cook up a pot of porridge with pork mince and diced century eggs?
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If you can find Vimto I highly recommend it (I found it at a local halal store)
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Walked past that building looking for a subway station. Ended up giving my money to one of those local halal food trucks, they made a good falafel wrap
A middle finger in front of Trump international hotel. The name of the owner has been blurred
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
@djgirl.bsky.social I saw all the Miffy bunnies at the MoMA and thought of you
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
6) potato hash, with Italian sausage, peppers, and onions. Need something filling for a 7 hour train ride. Since the sausage is a tad salty, also added some plain tvp as well
Potato hash with sausage crumbles, peppers, onions
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
5) Some sort of chowder? Originally planned to make clam chowder, but only had mock crab (aka pollock). Did have a bottle of clam juice so that was no problem
A bowl of seafood chowder using mock crab and potatoes
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
So what happens if I drop a spork or chopstick? Will a non-binary individual visit?
Dropping an eating utensil on the ground signifies that a visitor is on the way. Whether the visitor is male or female depend on the utensil: a fork signifies a male visitor will be in your presence while a spoon means female.
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
A patient gifted me this necklace, with intent of spiritual protection. In the context of working McDrugstore, said protection is to not let the bastards grind us down, and to avoid screaming at customers.
A beaded necklace on a blue background
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Stewed chicken feet are delicious, but after attempting them on new years eve (and realizing the intensive labor), I plan on just ordering them at dim sum next time. Especially since they involve frying
A single stewed chicken foot held with chopsticks. The foot is colored soy sauce brown.A pan of stewed chicken feet in a dark brown sauce
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It's lunar new years eve and I decided to redo the potato slaw because it's one of my faves
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
4) some sort of curry potatoes. Roux, curry powder, garam masala, extra garlic, potatoes, onions, peppers, milk. I grew up eating Japanese curry (specifically "Vermont" curry with apples and honey), and this defo isn't that.
Stewed curry potatoes
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
3) plain ol' hash browns! Found a honey mustard sauce packet in the fridge so sauce is covered too. The secret to extra crispy is to leave them alone
A pan of crispy hash browns.
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Guess what the Bee Movie is still relevant!
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
2) shredded potato slaw /醋溜土豆. Shredded potatoes, blanched in hot water for around 1 minute (so they don't taste raw), immediately drained and cooled, then seasoned with salt/sugar/vinegar/scallion oil, with some red peppers for color garnish. Crunchy, delicious, would make again and again
A bowl of shredded potato slaw, with shredded red pepper for garnish
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Making potatoes different ways to get rid of the 15 potatoes in the house I bought before Christmas: 1) fondant potatoes. They look great, but taste just like my parents' stewed chicken and potatoes. Considering fondant potatoes is chicken stock and potatoes, no surprises?
An attempt to make fondant potatoes
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Fyi, Target at S.Burlington does carry the special Red Bull
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lantispitfire.bsky.social @lantispitfire.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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