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Lanoom of the Armbar Error Society. Writer and artist. Irreverent. Wrestling. Fighting games. twitch.tv/lanoom1 lanoom.tumblr.com twitter.com/LanoomAES Tags: #LanoomArt (general art) + #LanoomDiv (my dear original project)

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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fairly certain this is the first time I've EVER managed to play Grand FInale in either game #SlayTheSpire2
Screenshot of a boss fight Slay the Spire 2. Featured is the Silent class card Grand Finale, which reads:

Cost: 0
Category: Attack
Effect: Can only be played if there are no cards in your Draw Pile. Deal 61 damage to ALL enemies.

As one can imagine, it is extremely difficult to play this extremely potent card. It was in the first Slay the Spire, as well. Due to a number of circumstances I won't go into, I ended up with the perfect scenario to actually play it for the first time I can recall.
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
enjoying support Sombra a LOT Plays unlike any other current hero in the category. Feels like they successfully landed on the more "mastermind manipulator" fantasy. Very potent tools, but have to use cooldowns very carefully (kinda like Doctrine). #Overwatch
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sadly, not swerve on insta :(
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
truly sorry to rain on the parade, but swerve has said it's not him
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bruh
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[alfred voice] the pied piper is the scariest stop-motion puppet i've ever seen in my life
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aura
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this shit easy
My name games that influenced me:

Marvel vs Capcom 2
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Path of Exile
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Grandia 2
Slay the Spire
World of Warcraft
Soul Calibur
Street Fighter 2
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i promise you the movie is not as good as these select screenshots are making it seem
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
losing my fucking mind (negative)
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wondering if i have latent masochistic tendencies
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
starting with "BIG SHARK" (2023) directed by wiseau seems like a good place to start lowering the ol' letterbox average #LanoomBoxd
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also Bury is the ultimate "It depends" signifier in StS. Bad without the right support, legitimately decimated later fights once I realized I had the set-up for it.
Bury, an uncommon-rarity Necrobinder card from Slay the Spire 2. It reads:

Cost: 4 energy
Type: Attack
Effect: Deal 52 damage

General strategy: Prohibitive cost that encourages you to "cheat" around, but building towards it is inconsistent and hampers the rest of your deck's ability to survive. However, if you *happen* to get the right set up, can do a very good amount of damage, especially late game.
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A9 NECROBINDER CLEARED AFTER WEEKS OF OBSESSIVE STUNLOCK GET FUUUUUUUCKED I hate Aeonglass, bring back the Door guy. #SlayTheSpire2
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Flash" Borden is the universe BEGGING for Rukus to make a Queen rip.
Cover of the same-titled soundtrack album for the space opera adventure film "Flash Gordon" (1980), performed by the iconic rock band Queen. 

The cover is relatively minimalistic, primarily featuring the film's bold logo, colored from red fading into yellow with a planet-and-lightning-bolt symbol between the words, all sitting on a monochromatic bright yellow background.
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
enjoying the pleasant interview with renee and kofi/creed and then i realize what's up on the wall lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAEo...
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The above said: his major perks are a joke. Blizzard somehow does not have a grasp on what makes good choices still. ENHANCE EVERYTHING YOU DO MORE FREQUENTLY or "make yourself easier to kill so you can have training wheels," come the fuck on. #Overwatch
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Day negative-whatever thoughts: Doctrine is incredibly fun and well-designed. Very satisfying on healing/damage, but requires VERY good cognition of his cooldowns and enhancement charges. Need to be aware of what the enemy team can do and adjust play accordingly. #Overwatch
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[checks notes] Paige swipes at Nikki Bella on TV about John Cena (8 years ago). Bella counters via social media about Paige's relationship to Xavier Woods (inherently bringing up the gross invasion of privacy around that). (9 years ago) They had a match tonight that was under 4 minutes. alright
"da fuck they doin ova der" cat
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh no
Screenshot of the top result of Google for "Darius J White," an individual who former WWE/AEW wrestler Keith Lee recently plugged on his Twitter (currently known as X, but fuck that) account.

The screenshot shows reddit posts, particularly the top one from r/AstralProjection, damning Wright for being a typical cult-like/cult scam artist.
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"You'll understand why there's no sub-title when you see the movie"
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
some hard choices must be made, and i am willing to be the one to make them for you #SmashBros
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
anyway Have some new stuff #LanoomArt #LanoomDiv #OC
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
FIX THE FUCKING MATCHMAKING #Overwatch
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
coyote vs acme sequel that opens with foghorn taking an evening stroll and henry hawk deciding mr. mangione had the right idea
henry hawk, longtime nemesis to foghorn leghorn
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
did i just take electrical damage #AEWDynamite
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
once again:
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
oh i dig it
Screenshot from the intro to the movie "Chi-Raq" (2015). It features Samuel L. Jackson setting the stage, literally, of the story: him as the Narrator in the classical Greek play fashion, speaking to the viewer while the crowd in-story at a concert behind him is frozen. The Narrator explains that they will be retaining the tradition of rhyming verse, but this does not excuse or lessen the serious gang violence and urban decay at the heart of the themes.
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#AEWAllIn
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
random ball doodle #LanoomArt
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
wow 3 months lol god i suck Playlist tune: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLc... #LanoomDiv #LanoomArt #OC #OCArt
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The whole internet loves Twinkle Girl, a lovely Robot Master that uses fireworks! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that Mega Man killed her
Screencap of Twinkle Girl's intro from Mega Man: Dual Override. An android with a cute face, blue hair, and white-and-sky-blue armor, TG poses dynamically while her name flies behind her  on a starry background.Screencap of the end of Twinkle Girl's in-game boss fight from Mega Man: Dual Override. Mega Man, the Blue Bomber, the heartless monster, has destroyed Twinkle Girl. He coldly looks on as her spark of life dissipates into the ether, as so many robots have done before in his decades-long murder spree. 

He doesn't feel. He doesn't tire. He doesn't care. Mega Man kills as easily as you and I breathe air. When will this violence end?

gimme $20
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i try not to give any air to the myriad problms wwe has because why bother but side by side with roh is literally
are you serious? right in front of my salad?
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and eat my father's brain, like it's just something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. "...Yeah, I remember eating my father's brain"
Screencap of funk/R&B/disco/soul legend Rick James from his famous 2004 appearance on "Chappelle's Show," wherein the show satirized his outlandish actions during the height of his fame in the 1980s.
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
anyway good sign would be nice for WIldwood to be a certified hit
Screenshot of the YouTube thumbnail for the latest trailer of LAIKA Studios' newest stop-motion film, "Wildwood," coming out October 23, 2026.

The thumbnail indicates that the trailer has amassed a staggering 16 million views only one day after its release, which is in line with the teaser trailer from 3 months ago having amassed 90 million views to-date.
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THEY FNAF'D MY DVA #Overwatch
Screenshot of an end result screen from Overwatch, featuring myself as Junkrat (in his handsome Omnic skin) and my team's D.Va as the highlighted players.

The D.Va has bugged out and is in her t-pose, which makes it look like she's been mangled and stuffed inside her mech in a horrific manner, similar to the main method of execution within the Five Nights at Freddy's game universe.

gimme $20
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#VisionQuest
meme image of a cat at a poker table sliding in all his chips, with the text "he's all in" ovelaid
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
neat
From CNN, in regards to the August 4, 2026, primary elections in Michigan: "Democratic turnout in Tuesday’s headline Senate primary race in Michigan surpassed a record from 2020.

As of just after 1 a.m. ET Wednesday morning, more than 1.2 million ballots had been counted in the race, more than any non-presidential Democratic primary in Michigan going back to at least 1998.

Tuesday’s turnout surpassed the previous record of 1.18 million from the August 2020 primary and, once the results are fully in, could approach or surpass the overall record of nearly 1.6 million votes that were cast in that year’s presidential primary."
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#FireEmblem
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
can't even take solace in Fanny getting some measure of the justice she deserves because we all know her husband is more angry about her cheating on him than he is about the lives she ruined orz
Screenshot from "Rosewood," focusing on the exterior of the home of Fanny and her husband. The husband has returned home following the massacre of Rosewood, having realized Fanny's lie at the root of the violence. He is not pleased, and proceeds to take it out on Fanny. A bitter measure of justice.
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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
...HUH???
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