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Brian Larsen

@lanewinree.com
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Mostly Seattle sports, beer, and TTRPGs. He/They. Disaster bi.

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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 37m
It pulls a Mighty Max (1993-1995) and ends with does some timey wimey bullshit and loops all the way back to 2008 with a Tony Stark partying in a humvee. Marvel spends the next ~20 years re-releasing every film into theaters.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 41m
Uh. Well. The NL Wildcard series!
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 20h
Best vehicle I've ever owned was a 1988 Nissan Hardbody pickup. Single cab, four speed manual transmission. Great mileage and so much fun to drive.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 23h
Whole team got over the finish line with two days to spare for their quarterly goals. Feels good, man.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 29/09/2026
No fucking shit, Third Way.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 28/09/2026
Any time I get sick or hurt and have to spend a day recovering I feel super guilty. Hate, hate, hate having to make my spouse solo parent because I somehow threw my back out
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 28/09/2026
listen I'm as surprised about myself as you are right now.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 28/09/2026
Personal growth: told a co-worker that they needed to contact support for a customer that went live months ago instead of just hopping on a call and fixing something myself. Sometimes it's okay to stay in your lane.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 28/09/2026
Welp. At least it wasn’t insomnia that had me awake from 1am until now.
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Bluey - I've Done My Back
Alt: Bandit Heeler from Bluey on the ground in pain saying “I’ve done my back”
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 28/09/2026
A governor from Kentucky gets this yet so many people are still all-in on Gavin Newsom's social media team.
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MLB has uploaded the top of the ninth inning of today's Mariners game, followed by Rick Rizzs' postgame remarks, to YouTube.
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FINAL INNING AND SPEECH: The LEGENDARY Rick Rizzs signs off for the Mariners! | MLB Highlights
YouTube video by MLB
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
A little bit of summer joy just left the airwaves for me today. What an incredible honor it was to have Rick's narration coming out of a cheap FM/AM radio in my childhood bedroom, my first car, and then my work laptop all these years. Holy smokes, thanks Rico.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
Rick Rizzs retired today, after 41 years with the Mariners. He's been the steady voice of Seattle baseball my entire life. And yeah, I cried a whole bunch as the broadcast put the camera on him after the last out to let him say goodbye to all of us.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
I'm lucky I've had two of those voices. The late, great Dave Nieheus who was the voice of the Seattle Mariners since 1977, and then his longitme broadcast partner Rick Rizzs.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
I'm not sure there's anything quite like a baseball broadcaster who retires or suddenly isn't in your life anymore. A voice that's with you a 162 games a year, maybe from the time you were a kid.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
So long Rizzs. Thanks for everything #Mariners
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
He really does seem like someone that would pull a Seager here.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
Fuck. This looks absolutely awful.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
The Seahawks haven't had their starting safety duo available all season, have had questions at any cornerback position other than CB1, and they still look incredible on defense. Mike Macdonald is a freaking wizard.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
A change of scenery transfer that might actually work? I’d dig it.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
But seriously Jordan has looked like an absolute menace in the offensive third since he got back from injury.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
GODDAMN JMO WHAT A GOAL
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
We walked past her little pen at the adoption event and she jumped up against it and we thought “oh sure let’s say hi.” Brought her out, she immediately went over to Owen and gave him a big kiss and, welp, clearly you’ve chosen us so welcome to the family.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
Boy howdy if this doesn't remind me of when we adopted Poe. We very much were looking for something like a black lab from the rescue we were working with. Something markedly different than the late, great Mara. Instead we met a 9 month old red heeler mix that looked a lot like Mara.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 27/09/2026
A boy and his Epcot sourced kakigori
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
Birds of Epcot
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so many people on the internet are so damaged and they deal with it by ascribing the worst possible interpretation to everything they see online and raging at it as though it's what caused the damage in their own lives
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whenever people say “cancel culture isn’t real, it’s just facing the consequences of your actions” I think about all the people who were the target of the internet’s hate for things they didn’t do, or for things that had much more nuance. it can ruin lives, over things that often do not matter
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
Anyway my awesome spouse is off being awesome and running a 10k this morning at Margaritaville, so kiddo and I hare having a fun morning together. Got some Bill Nye the Science Guy queued up on the TV, cereal and milk prepared. Let's get the weekend on.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
6:45 AM *Bedroom door thrown open* Owen: DADDYYOUHAVETOBLOWUPTHISBALOOONRIGHTNOWIHAVETOPLAYKEEPYUPPY Me, blearily: From Bluey? Owen: YESFROMBLUEYBLOWUPTHEBALLOONRIGHTNOWITISKEEPYUPPYTIME
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
I am very glad you and @admiraljello.bsky.social finally convinced Nanci of this because I tried to explain and FAILED MISERABLY.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
Listen who am I to argue with the unambiguous truth here?
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
No I won't be taking questions because this is an objectively true conclusion.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
I care not for your whining about Star Wars films regarding Luke Skywalker because Star Wars Battlefront II contained the best writing of that character ever.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
oh wait forget what I said @nancipants.bsky.social has the right answer
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 26/09/2026
Mmmmmm it's either that or this, just a moment later. (I maintain Luke tossing his lightsaber here is the best Luke Skywalker moment in the entire saga)
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Luke Skywalker's Iconic Jedi Declaration
ALT: Luke Skywalker's Iconic Jedi Declaration
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 25/09/2026
I do kinda get if Sounders fans feel like this supporter vote is the only lever they can pull given Hanauer has seemingly gotten more and more out of touch over the last 5-6 years. Waibel isn't the problem, but he unfortunately might be collateral because his boss just doesn't get it.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 25/09/2026
Oh my goodness I need to show this to my six-year-old, he's gonna have a blast.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 25/09/2026
I… I appreciate you taking things for us For Science but I fear this is a bridge too far.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 24/09/2026
wait I'm sorry who is rumored to be the Mariners next manager I'm just seeing vagueposts
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 24/09/2026
$150 for a regular season is the current cost. On a per-game basis it's the best sports streaming deal I have.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 24/09/2026
Well that was a concerning broadcast note for Alex Roldan.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 24/09/2026
Him, Rizzo. Definitely been a scary thought in the back of my mind.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 24/09/2026
117 wRC+ through July 3, 82 wRC+ since. I really would not be surprised if that concussion is still a big problem.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 24/09/2026
Hell yeah Coach.
Coach Schmetzer with the top donation of $1500
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 24/09/2026
Fuck ICE. Just donated. If you can, get in on this fellow Sounders fans.
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able.
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Brian Larsen @lanewinree.com · 24/09/2026
This is probably also a poor coping method but I’m okay with that.
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