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They/them causing mayhem. Adult. Minors please DNI. I love my dog more than most people.

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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a terrible feeling about the midterms. It reminds me of how I felt in 2015. I hope I'm wrong.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A naked, gold-covered Trump statue has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg. It’s called “Orange Plague,” also known as “King of Injustice,” and shows him sitting on another man’s shoulders holding an enormous golf club. Covered in reportedly 23-karat gold, of course.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want old people trick or treating. PLEASE come see my decorations and get candy!!!
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 06/10/2026
Chicago is the greatest city in the world, being trans is awesome and the best way to human, Palestine should be free, and Donald Trump is a racist, transphobic, bigoted piece of shit rapist.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
28 Days!!!! #Halloween
Halloween skeleton with round plastic eyeballs, one red eye and one blue eye looking like they're screaming or someone got them the most thoughtful gift.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what I do with adult money. In my defense, I did buy them on credit so I could pay them off until next year when we add to the spooky army. The ciiiircle of liiiife! 🎶
Two life-size skeletons in a shopping cart, one with head turned around so they are facing each other. They are obviously best friends.Two lifesize skeletons in a shopping cart. The one in front has mouth wide open and the one behind has red, glowing eyes. Makes me think, "Get in, loser! We're going spooking!"
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hydrate, Paw, and Bounce #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Felt cute. Doing running around with hubs. Getting our flu shots today!
Caucasian trans man with round sunglasses, goatee, mustache, and a skull pendant wearing a maroon shirt. It's me sitting in the car as my partner drives us around.
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Debbie Chavez Vinette @debbiecvinette.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What kind of cookies is he eating? 😂🤣🤣 TT: @conciergetravelco #BeachesTurksAndCaicos
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/07/2026
We only rate dogs. This is a bed bug. She's very cute, and we actually wouldn't mind an infestation of this particular bed bug. But please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: lekik25)
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I nominate Keith David for POTUS 2028.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Behold the dog loaf
A long haired, white chihuahua with a brown spot doing a perfect loaf. She does have legs and toe beans but they are unavailable for photography at this time.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm not diagnosed with any of the neurospice but I'm 3/4 and have an associates degree. :-D
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states. The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 18/07/2026
Happy Birthday Aliens
Ripley in a happy power lifterA Xenomorph losing at a space invaders arcade cabinet with Hudson saying Game over man! Game over
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I hate living in a world where I have to worry if my immunity to measles is still good. I had to get a booster as an adult because the antibodies just fucked off and that was about 15 years ago.
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Kelly Kendall @kak089.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I collected a zebra jumping spider today. Thought it might be a juvenile phidippus audax but more likely a Salticus senicus. I am calling them Po because when I first saw them I thought they looked like a panda.
Zebra Jumping Spider in specimen cupMy zebra jumping spider in their enclosure. You can see they are exiting the specimen cup on the fight if you look closely Zebra jumping spider face! Look at those puppy dog eyes!!!Zebra jumping spider doing an explore. They found the moss and visited the hide. Currently patrolling the enclosure.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wishing all the phobes a very uncomfortable month!
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Elmo's Rainbow Pride Celebration
ALT: Elmo's Rainbow Pride Celebration
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When you’re having a completely normal day… then you come across these glowing dog sneakers 🐕✨😭 I can’t stop smiling. Ridiculously cute and an instant mood booster. 💖🐾🔥
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When someone tells you who they are believe them!
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is one of my best works of coloring. It took weeks to complete. Not perfect but I love it. #coloring
A colored in coloring paper of mushrooms in a forest on a lighted path. The lanterns appear to cast a glow and the shadows are opposite the light sources. The coloring is done in markers and gel pen. This is a piece that took weeks to finish and the style is inspired by Thomas Kinkade. It is my first piece like this. Mostly completed at work during breaks or long phone calls/meetings.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
😭 😭 😭
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Timeline cleanse! #birds #birdwatching #🪶
Great blue heron at butler creek reservoir! He stabbed a fish and flew away majestically!!! A canada goose family I've been observing. Two adults and about four babies. This gosling liked to wander.This wood duckling is getting so big!!!
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Pestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Limerick a Day — #4 RFK Jr. is an anti-vax troll, Who’s brain is chock-full of holes, He thinks he’s a genius, As he cuts off a raccoon’s penis, While swimming in a sewage-filled bowl. #Limerick
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I am upset about the world so I'm going to be building off brand lego sets for the foreseeable future.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Look at this adorable moron.
My husband's large tabby cat with white socks and a white stripe on his face laying on his side with a string, a cat toy/teaser, and his tongue blepped out. He is looking up at the camera. He brought me his toys because he wanted playtime. He got some fun jumping around time and then catnip treats.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
1.829787234 decipher that, FBI
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I dreamed it was snowing indoors.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Senator Mike Lee Of Utah Was Calling It "A Nightmare On Walz Street", referring To Governor Walz So Not Only Does Chump Gloat When Rob Reiner or Robert Mueller Dies,He Expects Civility From Everyone, Except Himself.......
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
#bird #🪶 #birdwatching #butlercreekpark #woodduck First ducklings of the season.
Three baby wood ducks following their mom on some grass by a pond. Male wood duck hanging out in the background.Three wood duck ducklings and their mom on some grass by a pond. Male wood duck in baground.
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.
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The shooting happened on the level above the ballroom where the White House Correspondents Association dinner was. 
I don't think people hearing about this -- or even those of us in the room -- realized how far from the president, VP and other guests this incident was. It was on another floor, up some stairs and several sets of security away. 
Because the Washington Hilton's hotel and other public spaces were open for other functions, the entire building wasn't secured by the Secret Service, just the specific areas where the WHCA dinner was held, law enforcement officials told @CBSNews
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Springtime walks
Me and DJ. Two Caucasian males with mustaches and beards. One in black hoodie with blue eyes (me) one in red hoodie with hazel eyes (DJ my husband), leaning in together under a cherry tree
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is the dopamine fix I needed
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Look who showed up for dinner
A plush green octopus sitting in a chair at a table wearing a hat.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
As a trans man, I just want to put this on record: Men's bathrooms are just as bad as women's. Humans are all equally disgusting. Please let that misogynistic myth fvcking die. Kthxbai.
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Karoke is the cure to all your problems. Just commit. We will love it, I promise.
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Calvin C @cals-a-dem1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#GoodMorning good people!! #CorruptAndComplicitGOP #Resist 💚💙☕️☕️👏🏾👏🏾😎👍🏾👊🏾
Sopranos actor Michael Imperioli burns MAGAt Rob Schneider (who never served in the military) after Schneider called for the reinstatement of the draft:
Imperioli responded: “I’ve got a better idea. Let’s send Rob to Iran to perform his comedy. They will surrender immediately and unconditionally.”
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This gives me a cozy feeling idk.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸 THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Go Anchorage!!!!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
💚 Burnside Bridge Portland, Oregon
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Guardrails of Democracy @demguardrails.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Epstein Receipts! Women at No Kings in Nashville understood the assignment!
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Wish I were there! NO KINGS!
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings #midterms #2026midterms #releasetheepstienfiles I can't go today but I am wishing safety and joy for everyone who is able to go to a rally. I am with you. Let the people in congress know that if they refuse to do their jobs we will find folks who will!
Lady Liberty flipping the bird
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BrightFan @lanebright.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I have other plans that were in place since before I knew when this would be so I am unable to go but yeah, NO KINGS! Down with the annoying orange!
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