Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026how about instead of kris kristofferson its bitch bitchofferson and the only thing you know about him is that one time you guys watched face off together and he said "that was badass" 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Babe you don’t understand, I’ve only seen her tits once 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I will not believe the people when they say mgk is anti bro; he has 15 million followers on Spotify, 3 songs with almost a billion plays, mf was even nominated for best rock album a couple years ago at the Grammys; he is not counter culture, he just straight up is culture 100
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Lol so apparently there’s a site that’s been reporting and doxxing people who are making fun of Charlie kirks death 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Everyone wants to have a conversation about gun violence but no one wasn’t to talk about how Charlie Kirk was spouting hate speech 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025My favorite vids are kitten bathing videos because theyre scruffing the kittens and that’s where their zero reflex kicks in and the owners look like they’re holding an 18lb trout they caught in a river 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I’m glad dril is on threads bc without him, threads is just Reddit, like I know you shouldn’t just go on the fyp because it’s just omega cancer and aids, but I only glance at the fyp because they have some breaking news tidbits 010
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025How to play milk of Madonna by deftones (almost) 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Trying something out… well enough alone alone in F# 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Saw someone say the other day that being a fat preteen girl would crush the egos of most men, and while I agree, you gotta remember that I got made fun of by fat preteen girls as a fat autistic preteen boy If you’re gonna cook, consider including all your ingredients next time! 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I’ve always had a pilot for a cooking show where a d list chef is really confident at cooking food horribly to the point where it’s inedible and they have to eat what they make at the end 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I was enamored by her tiny forehead and large feet 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025im always tempted to go on fb and post "Who got tar hmu" as a joke but like A) most people wouldnt recognize it as a joke/ find it funny and B) im a "grown man" in my 30s so yeah 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Saw a girl at Safeway with a shirt that said “Jesus napped too” and I wanted to castrate myself with a rusty chainsaw 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025death stranding 2: he go poo poo death stranding 3: he go pee pee death stranding 4: he make a big snore death stranding 5: he say goodbye 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025When a girl is racist it’s like woah look out everybody it’s Adolf Clitler 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025We need to fund the mythbusters youtube channel, having full episodes is so awesome but having them in 480p in 2025 is criminally evil, give them more money for increased bandwidth on videos 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Amazing that liberals are so anti war yet when Ukraine drone strikes Russian air bases, they go “🥰 yay war and destruction 🥰” 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025open.spotify.com/album/6xPdmX... these freakin songs now on Spotify weeopen.spotify.comHow Pretty Can I Be?Letterbomb · EP · 2025 · 5 songs 010
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Out of all the movies being remade today, they could not remake the first Rambo movie about a war vet with ptsd going to war with the police who brutalized him when he arrived in town 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Call her good mythical morning the way she annoying as fuck 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The reason why hbomberguy hasn’t uploaded a video in a year and a half is because he was at a diddy freak off party back in 2019 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025letterbomb-mp3.bandcamp.com/album/how-pr... erm my band just released an ep?letterbomb-mp3.bandcamp.comHow Pretty Can I Be?, by Letterbomb5 track album 010
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Posting hole tonight Don’t hop on here if you don’t wanna see that shit 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I can’t really appreciate nude paintings from before the 20th century, the only thing that pops into my brain is “this persons reference was probably an underage girl, gross” 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Honey I got indoctrinated into a fascist psyop 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The world really needs a Dominican pope from Miami 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I feel like if you played slam to monkeys, they would really like it 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Slam guys will look at you dead In the eyes with all seriousness that the song Fermented Fecal Bile by the band Christ’s Rotting Cunt Is the best song ever made 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Would you guys still love me if I was constructed entirely from artificial intelligence 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025bass players in punk bands are either polymath virtuosos or knuckle scraping cavemen who can barely comprehend music and there's no in-between 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Gen z romance is holding hands watching ig reels and listening to Jane remover 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Magnolia more like F- You know what. Nevermind. 010
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Litmus test of a YouTube pooper is if they can recite the intro cutscene of faces of evil from memory 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025No one will understand the autistic emptiness of guessing your partner’s emotions even when you know and love them 110
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I don’t remember a single thing from the movie anger management starring Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler other than John tuturro being in it and “goosfrabah” 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Yeah sorry guys I killed the pope it was on accident 010
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Having autism is really embarrassing because you’re cognizant enough to respond to human emotions, but not cognizant enough to respond to social cues 000
Landon Yeomans @landydandy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I said on Facebook that deathcore is the worst genre, but I think now it’s djent, because at least deathcore gentrified the concept of death metal, djent straight up just gentrified an entire band (meshuggah) 000
