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Get kind of unbalanced when I haven't been in the ocean for a couple of days

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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I thought it was a flatworm too. Even ignoring the missing gills and rhinofores, nudis are so much less graceful when they try to swim
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Guaranteed he was winding up for the defiant fist pump photo op when he slipped and fell. And then they probably thought he broke a hip
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Maybe @echinoblog.bsky.social has a couple stashed away in a lab somewhere
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Susan B @sc-sb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Anyone know what this might be? Spotted inMonterey Bay yesterday. It’s a little less than an inch long. 🤿 #marinelife
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Veeloxxy Bites @the-episiarch.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Oh, the Manatees! They're full of flukes, apparently. 🧪 journal-of-parasitology.kglmeridian.com/view/journal...
A manatee's intestine, sliced open to reveal that it is full of Chiorchis groschafti trematode flukesA gloved hand with eight (8) Chiorchis fabaceus trematode flukes resting on the wrist
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
🤿 🦑
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Listened to this last month while I drove to a week-long training for a new job. Our first intro session we were told to bring up the last music you listened to and describe it to your group Then immediately regretted not choosing music with a much simpler explanation
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Those butts are surprisingly small. This must be the intro course.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
If you lived anywhere near the beach in California in 1984. They were the band playing in your friend’s living room Saturday night youtu.be/GNjgPU_SpN0?...
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Back To Bedrock - Ten Foot Faces
YouTube video by Eaglebauer's Record Collection
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
In 1985 I made a tape of a friend’s Ten Foot Faces record without knowing it was a 45 EP. Listened for years without realizing that the band played revved up surf punk that I had just recorded slower. Somehow still sounded great, but a much different vibe
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I just don’t believe legislating against apathy will help. Uninformed people forced to vote wouldn’t take it as an opportunity to be less apathetic and educate themselves. They would just check the box for President MrBeast
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Or from then on we would only elect reality tv stars
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ya- that’s not orange makeup. It’s modeling clay to fill in the holes
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Summer 1988, running the follow spot for free beach concerts: Bo Diddley The Drifters The Coasters The Platters The Surfaris Freddy Cannon The Shirelles That’s more than 5, but less than the number of bands that summer
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
That Disturbed cover of Land of Confusion is better than the original too
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Everything is better bossa nova’d youtu.be/-yuhBegETso?...
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Kat Edmonson - Just Like Heaven (album recording)
YouTube video by Kat Edmonson
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Like many early 80’s boys I listened to a lot of hair metal; but I also liked folk and hippie 60’s music. In 1985 I bought REM’s Fables of the Reconstruction. It was like folk music, but modern and cool, and I was hooked. From there it was a slippery slope to everything alt and punk
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Living down by the beach in California, I didn’t know that my Corolla needed a new battery until I took it to the snow. Fortunately, it was stick shift and we were in the mountains; so, I just parked it facing downhill and bump started it for the rest of the trip
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Someone with a Subaru better go tow that thing out
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Walked the dog past a homeless guy on the river levee today. He was trying to walk his bike loaded with all of his belongings while eating a tasty Beckman’s Berry Bomb pie out of the box. Dropped his bike 3 times, never dropped his pie. Thus today I learned the true meaning of thanksgiving
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
As Gen X it still feels like cheating when you don’t find cool new music through your friends or some rando working in a record store And for your listening pleasure- one of the most polarizing and obscure 70s bands youtu.be/omy8RnVnkCw?...
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The Rezillos - Destination Venus.
YouTube video by tincture0
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Everyone loves donuts. Doing good maybe has 50% approval
Large water tank painted with a pink donut
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If it’s not a rough geometric representation of Elon’s wiener sculpted from fabulous stainless steel, I’m not interested.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Year-old lease return EVs seem to get towards half price, often with the remaining factory warranty included. That’s how I bought my Hyundai with 9 years and 90k miles of warranty.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Tainted Love fans certainly had a rude awakening listening to this album for the first time. And Sex Dwarf wasn’t one of those “don’t judge, it was a different time” songs. It’s remained consistently inappropriate for 5 decades
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Island or not, Bill Clinton is a sex pest. It’s common knowledge. Republicans who think there’s some “gotcha” in further proving he’s a sex pest are delusional
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
At least it’s no longer Veterans Day- now by royal proclamation: Victory Day for WWI. So, all you WWI vets, thank you for your service. I guess everyone else who served should quit their lazing around and get back to work. Not your holiday anymore
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Alternatively, he could be a bit compromised by some Epstein island shenanigans.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I left the Democratic Party and registered independent somewhere around two capitulations ago. My wife left about one ago. They don’t seem to want or need our support. Clearly, all they are going to do with it is surrender
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Paid about half price for a 1 year old lease return Hyundai Kona Electric with 10k miles. And it came with the remainder of the 10 year/100k mile warranty.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Is it weird that I can’t stop thinking that the ducks are building a Dubai chocolate bar?
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
We had a melibe invasion a month ago in Monterey. They were carpeting the eelgrass and algae all along the Wharf 2 dive. We’ve spent entire dives searching the kelp for just one. And this year you can’t get a picture at the wharf without accidentally including a melibe
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
🤿 The descriptively-named purple stripe jelly. This one joined me on the safety stop, wrapping up a beautiful Monterey dive
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Probably all of Fables Of the Reconstruction. Just can’t choose only one off the album
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
And in case anyone needs to know the lyrics, the slowest cover: youtu.be/USRpH5Ntiag?...
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Camper Van Beethoven, "White Riot"
YouTube video by Tim Quirk
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I vote to change the name of the dust storm to a uniqua
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Those of us who dive there call it the pinnapocalypse- this is the 2nd year they’ve taken over the entire beach. There are plenty of other dive sites, but none that have as much parking and can handle the volume of classes that go on at the breakwater
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
2 awesome things about this- the article, which could be about almost everyone still punditing in legacy media; and that Bluesky chose the Beck Loser video as the thumbnail, even though it’s way at the bottom of the article, while a Scarborough video is at the top
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
2 best things about that show were the title sequence, where they played the full 4 minute song; and that they completely nailed that deril surfer kid character- I think by casting someone who was a much better skater than actor. But he definitely reminded me of a lot of old friends.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Bought my first bag of those for an 8 hour road trip and finished the whole thing in the first 30 minutes. Barely got started and had to stop for more drinks.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Love The Clash. But Johnny Appleseed is by far my favorite Joe Strummer song youtu.be/tBPqn7MQ65g?...
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Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros - Johnny Appleseed (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by Joe Strummer Official
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I was certain you were joking as I scrolled down through my feed. But your photo is beautiful, and definitely not a crow 😜
Screenshot showing a photo of a crow above the post text
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Saw TV Smith open for The Damned. He’s still doing those signature high kicks! I’m probably 15 years younger and need to warm up before I can tie my shoes in the morning. Just an amazing performer!
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a dark room
Alt: a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a dark room falls over dead
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You’re a soulless husk if Toy Story 3 didn’t make you cry
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. So good. Face the Music: finally got Keanu to shave that beard so we could all see what his face looks like. And that concludes my reviews of the Bill &Ted sequels.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
It’s something special when a band’s live performances and albums both hit 100%
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I’d be shocked if he wasn’t on the list.
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Couple of weeks ago, saw some super old guy drive off with the pump still in his car. Completely tore off his gas tank door. He spent the next 20 minutes blocking a row of pumps while he tried to reattach it. Big line of people were all wishing he’d ignored it and kept driving
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Phil @landphil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I kinda miss the old days when my discover feed was 90% space pictures. Thanks for the beautiful throwback!
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