Sign in

𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩

@landoncontrol.bsky.social
226 followers 144 following 226 posts

29 🏳️‍⚧️ they/he STL's Emo Boy Toy 🦇 Haus of Control ✖️ Draglesque King ⛓️ Glitter + Horror 🩸 𝔡𝔪 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰

PostsRepliesMedia
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
once again attempting to grow out my taper to have a mini curly fro but the clippers beckon me..
000
Reposted by 𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩
Motionless in White @miwband.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Be not afraid of the dark
2268
Reposted by 𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩
Motionless in White @miwband.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The road to Decades has been the most epic ride of our career and we are so grateful for every moment you’ve shared with us on this 20 year journey. Thank you for showing Decades so much love. We can't wait to watch these songs grow alongside you and sing them with you on tour!
1304
Reposted by 𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩
Motionless in White @miwband.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Decades is OUT NOW everywhere! Listen here: motionlessinwhite.lnk.to/decades
53611
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We're getting ice cream for dinner because we're adults with free will
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I finally have a tiny butternut squash growing in our garden 😭
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I swear it costs $100 just to step outside now
011
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Having a regular/rotating cast of 10+ performers with not ONE King or AFAB performer is.. a choice.
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
100%
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Like.... How? And they advertise tanning??? I hate it. Also, something about the logo font makes it worse...
100
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Still baffles me every time I pass by Kelly's Kurly Korner (that's right, KKK) in Belleville. It's still open and has been around for as long as I can remember. They've never changed their name.
100
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I've been sleeping on lentils hard. Made a red lentil curry and this shit slaaaaaaaps.
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Also time to see if im still built for the pit (I'm not)
011
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Got floor/pit tix for MIW and it's the day before our 1yr wedding anniversary 😌 It's been YEARS since we've seen them i can't wait
110
Reposted by 𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩
aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 29/04/2026
053352198
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My job is closed Juneteenth since it's a federal reserve holiday, but they're making my team (who is getting laid off in 2 months) work as part of the "limited support staff". They're literally fucking with us cause they can at this point. We have to comply to get our severance. Fuck corporations.
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A tattoo that only covers a portion of my scar line resolved my dysmorphia around my scars almost entirely. Tattoos are gender affirming care fr
020
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The commenter is my old coworker I love them oml 😭😂
110
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Omgggg I just saw that post/comment on my tl 💀💀💀
110
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
trans emo cowboy for ur tl 💋 happy Pride!
021
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I have not performed in a hot minute and babyyyyy my back hurts 😭 But a time was had, and now I get to rest before brunch tomorrow 😌
030
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I haven't had any alcohol since our wedding because I just don't like how it makes me feel anymore, even one beer makes me feel like garbage (almost like it's poison or something..) But when he dies, I'm busting out my favorite tequila.
020
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
👀👀👀 Shows! ✨ Mt. Vernon Pride tomorrow 5/30 at 3pm @ Rolland Lewis Building ✨ Friends Brunch Sunday 5/31 at 1:30pm @ Trops
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Thank you so much! I'll definitely look and see what openings they have 🖤
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
100%. My manager is also getting termed and literally told us to only do about 60% of what is expected 😅
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Which I will be relying on until I can find new employment after August 🫠🫠🫠
100
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yeah basically if we do anything we shouldn't, or don't do anything we should, they can fire us early and then we don't get our severance pay.
200
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Being assigned a mandatory AI training after being told I'm getting laid off due to AI just a few weeks ago is... something
100
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Not to mention the inhumane treatment of animals in most all commercial slaughterhouses.
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If you're up in arms about water usage by AI data centers but you still eat meat (especially commercially processed meat) I have some bad news for you about the environmental impacts of slaughterhouses 🤷🏽
100
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Pro tip: If you call to cancel your spectrum Internet service and tell them the reason is that you're moving to Beijing, the call lasts 5 minutes tops and they don't try to hassle you about cancelling.
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Wellllp I have a cracked tooth and need a crown 🫠
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Getting laid off in 3 months and my job had the gall to keep the reminder on my calendar that today is my 1 year anniversary with them 😒
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ah, so the usual :/
100
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
👀
110
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Thank you!! And yessss doitdoitdoit 👀
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Thank youuu ☺️
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Thank youuu! I am literally so in love with it 🖤
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Don't be sad go get a tattoo 🦇
250
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yuuuuup. The AI we "shouldn't worry about" because it's to "help" us do our jobs, not take them.
100
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It was ofc written in the most corporate way but this is a direct translation. Also it's due to AI. Go fucking figure.
100
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My job really sent us an email saying 950 of y'all will be fired tomorrow but you'll have to wait til the morning to see who/if it's you -- stay productive and have a great night!! 🙃 I wish I was kidding
110
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My fuck ass job changed our insurance and my testosterone auto injector is no longer covered so I had to go back to self injections 🥲 Buuut I switched to subq and holy shit so much easier and less anxiety inducing than IM
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Also come to this show this weekend 👀👻🩸🐺😊
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Feels like temp is 12 degrees. It will be nearly 90 degrees in just (5) days. Pray for my sinuses.
011
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Switching to a plant based diet around 2 years ago now has now reversed my early stage decreased kidney function, lowered my bad cholesterol, and coincidentally my T levels are finally normal and consistent!
040
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It's snowing. It was 70 degrees 3 days ago. RIP sinuses
000
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I know the weather is unseasonably warm, but we're still in peak cold and flu season under an administration that couldn't give a fuck less about public health: get vaccinated and MASK UP! Especially in crowded public places.
020
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I just wanna be home making dumplings all day, but alas I must submit to the corporate hellscape of this office.
010
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔵⛓️𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔩 @landoncontrol.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Idk if I'm gonna last til Spring before getting a haircut but I'm trying 😅
030