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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Don’t look for any kiddos at our house. As of today, we’ve only got adults. Our youngest is now 18. Of course I had to explore all the feelings about this milestone and share a "then" and "now" photo gallery. Happy birthday, Carlton! newsouthessays.com/2026/10/10/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I remember fall of yesteryear differently, and I don’t think it’s just my cognitive decline. This week’s New South Essay points out all the changes I’ve observed in the season of change. Is fall different for you now, too? newsouthessays.com/2026/10/03/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have become the old people mocked in commercials and Instagram reels, and I don’t like it. New South Essays tackles the humiliation of being tricked by AI-generated content in this week’s all-new, special post. www.instagram.com/p/DbZLWZpxx8c/

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Scrappy, Hairy, Buzz, Petey, Toby… I’m collecting photos and experiences with mascots at an alarming rate. Read this New South Essays tell-all post on what can happen when you encounter a mascot in the wild. newsouthessays.com/2026/09/19/l...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Have you soured on college football? Yeah? Me, too. But guess what? I still watch. Discover why in this all-new New South Essay. newsouthessays.com/2026/09/12/i...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A place doesn’t feel like home until you run into folks you know at the local ice cream shop. When was the last time you were out and about and had the unexpected pleasure of running into someone you know? newsouthessays.com/2026/09/05/s...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We have been retired band parents for three years now, but this time of year brings back those cherished memories. What did you love/hate most about those days as a band parent? What we miss most is this week’s New South Essay newsouthessays.com/2026/08/29/r...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

What happened when I “brushed up my Shakespeare” with a recent production of “Hamlet”? Alas, poor reader, let’s just say I protested too much without brevity and discovered the method to my madness while being true to my own self. newsouthessays.com/2026/08/22/b...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

What in the world am I doing? Desperate times call for desperate measures. This week's all new post reveals my wife's interior decorating talents, my waking nightmare and the only solution that makes sense... to me. newsouthessays.com/2026/08/15/i...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Last week we dispatched our youngest son off to his senior year of high school. This week, it's our middle son. He leaves today for his senior year at Mercer University. Oh the places he has been, and the places he will go. Be the Bear, Harris! newsouthessays.com/2026/08/08/b...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It's #backtoschool and New South Essays reveals why we're eagerly anticipating what his senior year will bring for our theater kid. One thing is for sure, there will be drama. newsouthessays.com/2026/08/01/b...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Stop what you're doing right now, go to YouTube and watch "Worried," the new 30-minute special by Southern stand-up comedian, Brian Bates. New South Essays gives it a wholehearted endorsement along with some deep insight on what makes Brian so funny. newsouthessays.com/2026/07/25/d...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The moment when a conversation turns Southern delights and inspires me. Why? This week's New South Essays post explains why I am the way that I am. newsouthessays.com/2026/07/18/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The #FIFAWorldCup2026 won’t end for another eight days, but New South Essays is ready to declare a winner… WaffleHouse. See how FreddyLA7 and other global tourists have become brand ambassadors for Atlanta’s beloved restaurant chain. newsouthessays.com/2026/07/11/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I barely lifted a finger on vacation, but I have great respect for the Beach Dudes who lifted many fingers so I can enjoy the beauty of Florida’s Emerald Coast without wrecking my back. Here's to the Beach Dudes, who make vacation a vacation. newsouthessays.com/2026/07/04/u...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Back in 2022 I revealed my happy place... #30A. We're heading there again. Where's your happy place, and what's your favorite beach? I hope you get to go there soon! newsouthessays.com/2022/07/02/b...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Happy Father's Day Weekend! We reached into the archives all the way back to 2013 for this blast from the past. Be sure to engage your father in a conversation this weekend, if you still can. You might just fulfill his one real wish. newsouthessays.com/2013/06/15/a...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

What happens when a hero on a quest descends into madness to restore his backyard water feature? Despite all odds he emerges victorious and profoundly changed by the journey. New South Essays shares the epic tale in an all new post. newsouthessays.com/2026/06/13/t...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

New South Essays uncovers the truth of why there are so many Canada geese in Atlanta these days (hint: It's not the lemon pepper wings.) Have you encountered a particularly aggressive goose around these parts lately?https://newsouthessays.com/2026/06/06/atlanta-geese/

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Do you ever answer your phone? This week's all new New South Essay sheds light on yet another difference between city people and country folk, and I wonder what's going on out here. newsouthessays.com/2026/05/30/i...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Take it from me, sending too many attachments, annoys people and clogs up the internet machine in your pocket. This hack and other life lessons can be found in this week's very special, all new post in the world renown Southern humor blog, New South Essays... newsouthessays.com/2026/05/23/t...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

This week, New South Essays reveals that everything that happens in Dallas does NOT stay in Dallas. Hanging out with brothers and brisket from made the quick trip to Texas worthwhile. newsouthessays.com/2026/05/16/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Today I'm thinking about the moms in my life, especially Carla Barron Wallace, Sharon Elrod Wallace and Cynthia Barron. In tribute to them and all y'all mamas out there, New South Essays pulled this oldie-but-a-goodie from the archives. Happy Mother's Day! newsouthessays.com/2011/05/06/c...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Today is the 21st birthday of my middle son, Harris. New South Essays is here to bring you the behind-the-scenes intrigue of his budding political career and his effort to give new meaning to the term "open mic"... newsouthessays.com/2026/05/02/o...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

This week @landontalks.bsky.social was on the Public Figures podcast with my Southern comedy heroes, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber and Dusty Slay. This weirdly caused a crisis in my world. New South Essays checks in on my mental state and the state of podcasting... newsouthessays.com/2026/04/25/m...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Rat race got you down? New South Essays has a prescription for your troubles... a walk in the park! How Central Park affected one weary traveler is this week's all-new, special edition of the South's most influential blog. newsouthessays.com/2026/04/18/a...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Want to know what the most fashionable men are wearing on the runways of Paris and Milan? Well, don't ask me, I only have two colors of shirts. This week's all new, special New South Essay reveals the contents of my closet and my twisted psyche. newsouthessays.com/2026/04/11/b...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

How'd this happen? We get the story behind the engagement of two youngsters in love in this week's all new, special New South Essay. WARNING: It will make you say "Awwww" uncontrollably. newsouthessays.com/2026/04/04/i...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

It's an odd combo, I'll admit, but this week's New South Essay takes you from the bluegrass of Steep Canyon Rangers to the jazz vocals of Samara Joy. The shows enriched our lives this week. Live music to the rescue! newsouthessays.com/2026/03/28/f...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Do you suspect someone might be driving with a "be patient" magnet who does not, in fact, require patience? This reckless behavior could be spreading an epidemic of compassion and empathy. Watch out! There may be someone needing patience near you... newsouthessays.com/2026/03/21/p...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

For a football neophyte like me, there’s no better prep for #WorldCup2026 than Roger Bennett “We Are The World (Cup)”… Can’t wait for Men In Blazers in Atlanta March 27!

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Are you living "clean?" Well, I think I am, but I'm not always sure what "clean" means. If you want to stay up with the latest trends in culture, food, and beauty, you will definitely want to read the latest offering from New South Essays. newsouthessays.com/2026/03/14/l...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Want to know the best streaming reality TV show? It is addictive, has the most authentic Southern accents anywhere on television, and it will cause you to adopt a formal way of speaking that will annoy your Darling Beloved... newsouthessays.com/2026/03/07/m...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I don't typically air my dirty laundry, but this week's all new, special edition of New South Essays examines a man, his dog, his underpants and his place in the household hierarchy. #dogs #pets newsouthessays.com/2026/02/28/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Watching the #WinterOlympics2026 and wondering what those folks are doing with brooms? If you live down South and want a Winter Olympics you can relate to, here's a proposal for a Southern version. See if these events make sense to you: newsouthessays.com/2026/02/21/s...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

14 years ago New South Essays blew up the internet with a post about what women really want on Valentine's Day. Here's an update on what's happening at our house tonight. WARNING: This post contains content that is "very romance." Happy #ValentinesDay! newsouthessays.com/2026/02/14/t...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Our oldest turned 25 this week, and we have officially entered the phase of life in which we measure our age by the age of our kids. This week's New South Essay unpacks the concept of your kids "catching up" to you. newsouthessays.com/2026/02/07/d...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

It's that glorious time of year when people plan their beach trips. What new factors are making this an unsolvable equation for us this year? The vagaries of planning a beach trip while snow and ice somehow keep showing up in our little Southern hamlet... newsouthessays.com/2026/01/31/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Is Winter Storm Fern stirring snowpocalyptic feelings in your Southern heart? This one will be more nuisance than fun. So make yourself a hot cocoa out of all that milk you bought to go with the loaves of bread, and enjoy New South Essays special preview. newsouthessays.com/2026/01/24/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Remember a simpler time when “yes” or “I agree” was the standard response to a question or statement? New South Essays is here to explain why we’ve replaced “yes” with the now cliched “100%” newsouthessays.com/2026/01/17/p...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Everything you need to know for 2026, and some stuff you don't, can be found in The Old Farmer's Almanac. The 234th edition of this venerable publication, including when to plant tubers and some really, really bad jokes, is this week's New South Essay... newsouthessays.com/2026/01/03/p...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I can't believe the phenomenal growth of New South Essays in 2025. I am humbled and grateful for you, dear readers and friends, cultural inquisitors and critics, fans and avid supporters. Was your favorite post among the top 10 for the year? newsouthessays.com/2025/12/27/t...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Whether you are on our Christmas card mailing list or not, now's your chance to get the scoop on the Wallaces and see great photos from our Official Christmas letter, courtesy of New South Essays. Merry Christmas from our family to yours! newsouthessays.com/2025/12/20/t...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Remember what the countdown to Christmas was like as a kid? Yeah, well, as an adult, it's a different ballgame. How to cope with "Countdown-itis," and make it to Christmas is the topic of this week's special edition of New South Essays. newsouthessays.com/2023/12/09/h...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Too many holiday gift guides to keep track of? Do you put a premium on all things Southern? The New South Essays Official Guide to Holiday Gift Guides can help you find a Southern gift for everyone on your list... even the yankees. Happy shopping! newsouthessays.com/2025/12/06/t...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

It's officially the Christmas season and you need the New South Essays Definitive Must-Watch Christmas Movie List TM to guide you. (Be sure to tell me where I messed up and what movies you would have recommended that I didn't...) newsouthessays.com/2025/11/29/t...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

It's Thanksgiving week, and to help you with your vocabulary, here's the official list of unofficial measurement for New South Essays. How many do you use? Here's hoping you have a heap of folks at your Thanksgiving feast, and it's a mess of fun! newsouthessays.com/2025/11/22/a...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Around our house we’re celebrating the one and only Carla Barron Wallace this week. Her wisdom increases with each passing year. See what she said recently that led to the best birthday gift I could possibly give her in this all-new New South Essays post: newsouthessays.com/2025/11/15/w...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Has DoorDash ever let you down? You may be entitled to commiseration. This week's post is a cautionary tale of lemon pepper wings, honey chipotle crispers and SEC officiating gone wrong. newsouthessays.com/2025/11/08/h...

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New South Essays @lancewallace.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

When was the last time you ate at a "Meat and Three?" I doubled up on that pleasure this week, and while my pants are fitting a little more snugly, New South Essays includes the non-nutritional benefits of eating Southern. newsouthessays.com/2025/11/01/g...

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