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Lance_the_Lynxbat

@lancethemonsterous.bsky.social
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
;3; i wish i could read it bluesky seems to crunch it up so much
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mollie puppy now ♡ @mollietown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
shirt part two cw #vore
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oliviaPhoebe(オリビア)🔞 @oliviaphoebe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Way less stress, way more YOU! Get NEETGlasses™ today!" #art #furry #anthro #nsfw #slob #fart #burp #wg #fatfur
A two panel illustration in the style of a pharmaceutical ad, but advertising a product called NEETGlasses. The first part of the illustration, labeled "Before NEETGlasses" shows a fit, muscular, anthropomorphic dog wearing red gymwear. He has a gym lanyard hanging from his neck. He's talking to a restaurant clerk who's off-screen. He says to the clerk "I'll just take the salad. Don't want too many calories before noon."

The second part, labeled "6 months after NEETGlasses!" shows the same dog now wearing the glasses, but now also morbidly obese, sweaty, and with more acne. His brand new stretch marks are very visible. He's belching and farting aggressively at the same time, and, as his stomach rumbles, he says, with a grosser voice, more akin to a nerd with a lisp and no hygiene: "Huff... Give me three family size combos... and... BOARPP... ugh... and five jumbo Mountain Dews..." "...Got a big gaming session ahead..." He's not wearing gymwear anymore. As a matter of fact, he's only wearing an undersized dirty grey t-shirt, while his lower torso, legs, and penis (which is buried in a now gigantic fupa, with only the tip being visible, clearly leaking pre-cum) are completely exposed. He also has a dumber, more distant expression, and he's drooling a little. 

There's a little blurb at the top that reads: "Side effects may include: Forgetfulness, increased appetite, increased libido, mental fog, extreme weight gain, shamelessness, loss of stamina, facial acne, body acne, astigmatism, excessive sweating, verbal lisps, stronger body odor, allergy to most deodorants, lack of hygiene, sensitivity to sunlight, hydrophobia, excessive belching and farting disorders, sudden urges to play competitive MMOs and/or TTRPGs, etc. Call 1-800-NEETCORP to see if this product is right for you! Do not consult a doctor or physician."

There's a small logo at the top for the product that says "NEETGlasses: Way less stress, way more you!"
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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reblog if you adore trans girls!!
a possibly nsfw pic of a hot trans girl
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wtf so prettyy
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𝖀𝖓𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖘𝖎𝖟𝖊 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 @xxx.hellhound.industries · 03/09/2026
It’s fat girl fall and I wanna try coming out of it a hundred pounds heavier
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Yoshi Dancing
Alt: Yoshi Dancing
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah you deserve to keep your belly full and round~ You look so cute and youd look ever cuter waddling after adding several dozen more pounds 😻mrrrp
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Omgs your a life saver choom
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Im missing 2 terminals 😭
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How did you get frequent flyer😭😭😭
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You can take more we can still see your lap after all ;3
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Oh jeez that actually reminded me >_>
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Haaiiii hope you hads a gooood week!
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Ive never played Metal Gear so i jus gonna have to believe you Miss zoe 🤣
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Lance_the_Lynxbat @lancethemonsterous.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Hewo miss zoe 😁
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