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Lancer

@lancer-7.bsky.social
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Retired U.S. Marine 3D Modeler, Game & Graphic Designer. (5+ Years) Worked on movies "The Amityville Murders" & "Beast of Burden" Home brewed TTRPG Creator & Game Master City of Heroes: Homecoming player Twitch: Future_Legends_Live This is my only account

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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 6h
I wonder how many Republican voters would go full mental nuclear meltdown if they actually realized how wrong they are about everything? How would they deal with the actual facts if they just woke up one day, their conscious kicked in and they have the realization that they are in a death cult?
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
While I have plans already for that day I can at least spread the word. bsky.app/profile/darr...
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lactaid...
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That sad sack of shit can't even seem to get his chin over the bar, even if he kipps illegally.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds a bit like... Federal Network Announcer: A criminal was placed on trial today... Judge: Guilty! Fed Net Announcer: Execution tonight at 8, all net, all channels. Would you like to know more...?
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Starship Troopers Federal Network: Would You Like To Know More?
ALT: Starship Troopers Federal Network: Would You Like To Know More?
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mockingly Imitating Pedolf Shittler: I changed some letters around... now they are R@pe-pedo-cans... not republicans, see I switched out republi with the words r@pe and pedo... a whole lot of people knows what he did...
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anna-Dell...
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Via's Contacts list Dad Mom Uncle Andy Dad's shitty boyfriend Loona (total BADASS)
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Heard... They sure like to put their cables near falling trees where I live.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cheetara from ThunderCats
ALT: Cheetara from ThunderCats
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The hands are not small enough if you ask me.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Send him to the front lines and watch him crumple like a paper cup under the wheel of a Ford F-150. I bet the second he gets shot at he's going to cry and cower like a little bitch.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republicans: "The south will rise again...! Oh shit, we didn't mean to bring back Nazis... or did we...?" Eject every single one of them from seats of power!
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a guy in my unit once said "Maaaaan... fuck the centipede!" 😡
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He still said he would (creepily) boink his daughter if she wasn't his daughter. He might have even molested her anyway since he likes to "grab em by the pussy..." observe exhibit A:
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not lovers, with that said, yes, they are more than just friends... they are SISTERS!
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tuberville can get sodomized with a baseball bat with rusty nails for talking his obvious horse-$hit about the Military.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you fight against Neo? That was Agent Smith Do you make medieval weapons and armor? That's a Black Smith Do you make guns? That's Smith and Wesson
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Loona's right hand has four fingers while her left hand has the normal three.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Loona's right hand has four fingers while her left hand has the normal three.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck Tuberville.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
XD
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Parsec: a measurement of distance which is approximately 3.26 Lightyears.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And the next animatronic to be featured in the museum of political assholes is...
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He always looks like he's surprised that he trusted a fart and instead it was diarrhea... Oh wait he did trust an ass full of hot air that was also a piece of shit.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, it might be gradual locked-in syndrome. Couldn't have happened to a better guy. 😊
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They had to choose between an apple and an orange... they went with the cabbage.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Time to double check those object gravity and collision tolerances...
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From the way they were carting him around, I was expecting his head to topple off at any moment... They have made great strides in animatronics.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He's right... I don't see a crowd.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That offer (making it or accepting it) is 110% Illegal and finable including an automatic to 2 years in jail... Federal Law (18 U.S.C. § 597)
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Joyous Emergence from the Womb day to you!
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In my game worlds "angels" are beings with divine power, but can fall if they knowingly misuse that power. They rarely interfere and despite the label of being "good" they can be rude jerks or even total a$$ holes. Some even maliciously comply within the boundaries of morally righteous.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(to the tune of the blockbuster video jingle) Ambi dex terity... Wow! What a difference!
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I never knew he existed until he was in the news. Then I looked him up, saw he was a piece of shit, said good riddance and forgot about him again. Honestly he was a tiny, temporary blip on the radar.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He who dies with the most money, still dies... just everyone remembers what a piece of grubbing shit they were.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If he wanted to wear the uniform he should have actually ENLISTED INTO SERVICE. Instead he made up a cowardly fake excuse to get out of serving and now thinks he's Rambo? Hell NAW! So yeah, he can F**K right off with that bullsh!t!
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Love in a bottle...?
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mills
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No, no, no... This is Spider-Ma'am:
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wow that shows a level of low intelligence that would make a Cro-Magnon man look like Einstein.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"your move, creep..."
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Both Agree: Both is Good
ALT: Both Agree: Both is Good
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I desensitized my cat to touching her toe beans so that I could put claw caps on her. She just sits there and lets me give her a manicure.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
As a person that lives with PTSD I can confirm, I have to be extra careful around others and my friends and family are extra careful when around me. At least I know my triggers.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Apparently, you (luckily) have not played E.T. the Extra Terrestrial for the Atari... 😆
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Loom from R.E.P.O. locked on to her.
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i.makeagif.com/media/10-21-...
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Lancer @lancer-7.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've linkined your last park!
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