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Frontend Developer / Project Manager Board Member @covidsociety.ca He/Him • So-called British Columbia • Just a no-class beat-down fool Opinions are my own

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Lance @lanceboer.com · 24/09/2026
What the hell.
A cartoon warthog from a Richard Scarry Busy Town TV series. The warthog is grey with strange, nasty wispy hairs all over his oddly bulbous head. He is wearing a red shirt and bright green overalls.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 08/07/2026
Anyway we're out here makin' #art or something like it!
Weird looking paper bag puppet with wobbly, asymmetrical black eyes, bag handle lips and eyebrows, gross lips, splotchy skin, and a large green growth on his cheek, wearing a blue ribbon attached to a medal that reads "#1 Top Boy".A photo of the inside of #1 Top Boy's mouth, showing his nasty, scummy teeth, tongue, and uvula. His top teeth are unevenly spaced and jagged. His bottom teeth are strangely even and well-shaped.Photo of a green humanoid made of painted cardboard, visible from the shoulders-up. He has a simple face painted on: large white eyes, looking to the left; a U-shaped nose, and a shorter U-shaped mouth.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 26/06/2026
I made an art.
Photo of an amateur painting. Even bad art fights fascists. The painting is a dark blue and bright pink mix that slightly resembles space, with some accidental texture. White comet-like shapes and dots that resemble stars fill the background. One larger comet-like object is featured prominently on the top left.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 18/04/2026
Dr. Mohan and Dr. Abbot:
A screenshot from Arrested Development with Buster Bluth watching George Michael Bluth admire himself in the mirror while he wears a blatantly fake muscle suit.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 29/03/2026
Nice view today in #Vancouver.
A view of downtown Vancouver from the 24th floor. Layers of the glass windows of skyscrapers give way to a view of the water and mountains in the distance.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 15/03/2026
Dr. Susan Kuo speaks on the steps of the Vancouver Art GalleryKayli Jamieson speaks on the steps of the Vancouver Art GalleryLeo Ruhl speaks on the steps of the Vancouver Art Gallery Dr. Jane McKay speaks on the steps of the Vancouver Art Gallery
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 15/03/2026
Great speakers today at Vancouver’s International Long Covid Awareness Day event! @cancovsoc.bsky.social @protectbc.bsky.social @donoharmbc.bsky.social #LongCovid #ILCAD2026 #LongCovidAwareness
Christopher Drozda speaks on the steps of the Vancouver Art Gallery. Behind him hangs a banner made out of long Covid stories on broken hearts that are formed together to spell out “Hope”
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 15/02/2026
Correct.
A screenshot showing that another use has added me to a list called “Techno-Pessimists.”
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 29/12/2025
I have a Jeff Goldblum attitude toward masking questions: Why are you even speaking to me in the first place? We're strangers, and are only together through unfortunate coincidence. Who cares about the mask; I don't want to talk to you about literally anything. The gall!
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 07/12/2025
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 20/09/2025
#DrawTheLine #bcpoli
Protestors and a featured speaker at a Draw the Line protest in a park in BC, Canada
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 12/08/2025
This is the smoke plume this evening from the out of control wildfire about 9km away from where I live. Another is burning in the opposite direction further away. Now that it’s darker, we can see the tip of the actual fire from our front door.
Smoke plume from an out of control wildfire near Bamfield, BC.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 12/08/2025
Here's the view from my front door a bit earlier. Not loving this!
Photo of the smoke plume caused by a nearby forest fire in the ACRD.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 30/07/2025
Tsunami alert explanations. Warning: Move to high ground or inland. Advisory: Stay out of water, away from beaches and waterways. Watch: Stay tuned for more information.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 07/05/2025
Just replayed this one the other day.
A screenshot from Final Fantasy 6 (3 in North America) where Cyan finds his wife and son after the entire castle has been poisoned.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 20/01/2025
That’s a weird one.
Text notification that reads: @genevieve.foodsky social has added you to the "MAGA Trolls" moderation
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 29/12/2024
Logo for The Biggest Loser TV series.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 16/11/2024
Spreading the good word! Dropped a few books and copies of @newlevant.bsky.social's excellent #Covid zine in some little libraries around town, after @mark-ungrin.bsky.social's suggestion.
A copy of Hazel Newlevant's Covid zine stuffed into a little library.A copy of Hazel Newlevant's Covid zine stuffed into a little library.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 14/11/2024
In Canada too!
Screenshot of Canadian iOS app store showing Bluesky as the top free app.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 14/09/2024
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
Two comic panels, one frustrated guy. Crossing his arms, then throwing them in the air, shouting, "I guess!"
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 01/09/2024
Schnitzel!
A plate of homemade pork schnitzel, mushroom gravy, roasted potatoes, and honey roasted carrots.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 26/07/2024
"COVID-19 public health emergency in B.C. declared over" 🙄🙄🙄 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
A chart showing the BC's current covid levels are SEVERE: 18.2 and increasing.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 11/05/2024
At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country?
Aurora borealis photo. Purple and green lights in the sky above some trees and apartment buildings.Aurora borealis photo. Purple and green lights in the sky above some trees.Superintendent Chalmers getting angry.
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Lance @lanceboer.com · 05/12/2023
😲
Duolingo graphic showing that I am a World Champion and in the top 1% of learners worldwide.Duolingo graphic showing that I am a top 1% French learner with various statistics: 44166 total XP; 2363 minutes; 1578 words learned; 240 day streak.
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