Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Pls can someone at Utd explain Diogo Dalot to me? 🤷🏽♂️ #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Utd showed Carrick a reaction and put a whole 53 seconds worth of effort in before they conceded. They’ll prob ask for an extra day off for recovery. With Carrick they will prob get it! #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Carrick sealed his fate when he decided to keep defending the players. That set the tone that he’s a soft touch and this level is acceptable. They are now comfortable in this, it wont change now until we spin the manager wheel again. Another manager for the Shaw and Dalot collection. #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hire an amateur manager, get amateur results, not rocket science is it 🤷🏽♂️. That Ineos ‘best in class’ search looking a bit daft now. Not surprising #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Carrick Out. Absolutely stinking the place out. Awful team, awful manager. #MUFC 010
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Olympus has fallen. Russia controls the White House. Well done America 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 0120
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tielemans has been a quality player for years. Turns up at Utd and fits right into the malaise of mediocrity. He’s adjusted well 🙄#MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Some reaction from Utd. Playing for another replacement manager. #ElSackico #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Pouring down in Singapore. Ferrari strategists probably debating between starting on the mediums or softs 😆#SingaporeGP #F1 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A true champions drive from Lewis Hamilton. Just imagine what could be if the Ferrari pit Wall had a singular brain cell?? instead the driver having to drive to recover utter stupidity week in week out. #F1 #Ferrari #BahrainGP 051
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ferrari’s absolute stupidity needs a clinical study #F1 #BahrainGP 010
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The ‘Pinnacle of motorsport’, never heard of IP Rating??? #FIA #Formula1 #BahrainGP 010
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The reaction from the players mirrors the apathetic attitude from the manager. Zero ideas, coaching or passion. Two similar quality sides cancelling each other out. Am sure as usual Carrick will find positives and say we will win matches. No timeline of when though. Losers mentality. #MUFC 010
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Utd are just an awfully poor side. Lack basic football ability to trap a football or make a pass under pressure. Ball bounces off them. Manager’s ability now massively exposed, they looked clueless and it was coming from the 26th min. I dont think he’ll Make Christmas now. Rinse and repeat #MUFC 011
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not getting away with the vibes this season. We’ll be with Spurs soon enough. The mentality of this team is truly shocking. Losers mentality, tone set by the manager who’s been rumbled. #MUFC 020
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Carrick isnt a manager. Woefully one dimensional and exposed again. Just like Ole. Gone by Christmas. History repeating itself again. #MUFC 001
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Old Trafford, under the lights and a long awaited champions league return. Question is, is that enough motivation for this bunch to bother turning up? Here’s hoping 🤞🏽#MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ferrari doing Ferrari things. Copy Paste, every race. Definition of madness, doing the same things and expecting different results. 070
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Utd never change. Let games drift for 30-40 mins and switch off. Still sticking to my prediction, Carrick gone by Christmas. Nothing changes at this club, they never learn. #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ferrari are the most useless organisation I have ever seen in F1. Truly mind bogglingly stupid. Literally have no strategy department #ItalianGP #F1 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ferrari will never win a championship drivers or constructors with Leclerc. 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Completely unprofessional from Martinez. Get him gone 010
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is going to be an ugly Season. Utd Board never learn. #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Standard Ferrari strategy. Leclerc an awful team player, only drives for himself. Probably another reason Ferrari have been nowhere for years. 1101
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Rashford has no place in a 2026 Man Utd team. We’ve seen this movie before and nothing changes. Tielemans was absolutely awful, looked like he’d Been plucked from the crowd. Hopefully not another one who thinks he’s made It now he’s at Utd. Team has a rank attitude and has done for years. #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Utd have answered the @amazon series question already. It’s Nothing, the answer is Nothing 🤦🏽♂️ #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It beggars belief to me that Managers such as Carrick think its acceptable to not be ready at the start of the season. Its almost like points dont really matter until you are a few months into the season 🤷🏽♂️. Loser mentality #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Thoroughly disgraceful performance. Not a single player with a backbone. Tielemans and Santos were garbage too. They’ll fit right in #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Utd into Hit and hope mode, 52 mins into the new season. Well played recruitment team, well played 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Looks like SJR and the Glazers arent going to get away with another underinvestment window. Carrick on the Ole path here, gone by Christmas on this showing. Team look lethargic, clueless and lost #MUFC. 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026@f1 delivering zero entertainment in the sprint. Great decision to have this track as a sprint race 👏🏽. Commentators trying to talk it up with ‘great having this cat and mouse game’. No, it’s not, it’s thoroughly boring 😴. #F1 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Millions spent on upgrades, negated every single weekend by basic strategy or communication errors. Ferrari need to be studied for continual amateur behaviour for such an organisation. 010
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Another @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social disasterclass to add to the ever growing collection. Weekend destroyed before the race began purely because the pit wall cannot communicate properly with their driver. Why spend so much developing upgrades when the fundamentals STILL are not addressed? #F1 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026static.klipy.comDwight Schrute's Excited Reaction in The OfficeALT: Dwight Schrute's Excited Reaction in The Office 001
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Reeves fighting the tears again. Now she knows what every business owner has felt since her tenure as Chancellor. Good riddance! #PMQ’s 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Only Ferrari could screw themselves out of a 1-2. Absolutely brainless. 110
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 10/05/2026No point watching @premierleague football next season. PGMOL have already decided the winners. Stinks #RIGGED 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 09/05/2026This type of performance is exactly why Carrick shouldn’t get the permanent job. Absolutely rank #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Utd are such a poor side without Casemiro. Second to everything. Gone are the days of subs who were hungry for a game Ripping it up when they got the chance. Zirkzee and Mount are very poor. Heads are already on the beach sadly it looks like. #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026…..let’s send the King to suck up to him. Oh hang on….🤦🏽♂️ 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Its like failing your driving test and telling everyone ‘a full test process was carried out’ when they ask if you passed, before driving off! 120
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Never has a leader taken less responsibility for those under his leadership as Keir Starmer. Levelled, and rightly so, criticism against Johnson re his insight into partygate, and now furiously throwing everyone else under the bus whilst he squirms facing the same dilemma. The UK is a shambles 010
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Never want to see Mazroui or Ugarte in a Utd shirt again. Who ever scouted those clowns needs to be chased out of the club. Sesko taking up the Hojlund role of the ball bouncing off him every time it went up to him. A serious round of Fvcks needs to be dished out in that dressing room. #MUFC 110
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Going to be very interesting listening to Carrick justifying this pathetic performance. Still so many frauds in this team. #MUFC 010
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Its like Amorim is back in the dugout. Opposition peppering our goal and we can’t even pass 5 yards. Manager standing looking dumbfounded. The Circle of Utd #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If this is the result of Carrick training these players for almost a month without interruption, that should be enough to rule him out of the job full time. A truly atrocious performance so far and deservedly losing. #MUFC 000
Tim Samuel @lancashirezulu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Starmer logic. Pre-election, courts businesses and promises the world to chase economic growth. Wins election; screws thousands of businesses with punitive taxes and employee costs. Iran kicks off, meets businesses and says ‘governement can’t do it alone’. Labour in a nutshell 000
