Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026someone sent me a screenshot from their camera roll today instead of their verification selfie. their screenshot was of their selfie and their camera roll which showed pictures they’d secretly taken of unsuspecting baddies standing in airport security lines. rejected 👎 030
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I know it’s not popular to mix your political stances with heaux-ing but considering the times, it’s called being multifaceted and you *can* be a baddie with big youknowwhats and also have political takes 3150
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026my @tryst.link is down because they’re taking a long time to verify my ID. if you need to reach me, please reach out other ways. I’m still here 060
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026once in a while you’ll catch me smiling in a picture 😈 5303
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026hire providers that advertise as hairy or “natural” or get on fetlife. you likely do have a fetish due to the lack of attraction to hairless and specific body hair preferences (everywhere except lower legs). don’t be weird and approach civilian women with questions about their body hairnatural.you 120
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026imo throw it away, get good security cameras that run all the time, and don’t acknowledge the gag not a real sub. you didn’t consent to any of this. a good sub would never approach you this way, even a brat. unless you want to train someone brand new that pushes your boundaries in a not fun waytamed.you 020
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026birthday torso picture because we should all celebrate this 3313
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i know it’s not officially pride month anymore, but i’m bi so technically i can pick any month to be pride month because i like everyone and every month 1100
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’ve been cutting my own hair for years, but today is the day to I hand it over to the professionals in the same way you should hand over your s life over to the professionals 😘😇 151
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’ve been part of an initiative to pass out N95s and it’s still not enough. Stay safe my gorgeous muse. I hope you get whisked away 😘 010
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026had a major cancellation next week and have some tickets to give away. contact me if you like baseball or magic 💖 080
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026if he’s only seeing people in their early 20s, he should talk to a good therapist and explore what else might be going on. Maybe it’s nothing, maybe it’s something, but imo this require a lot more introspection than he has. intellectualizing power dynamics isn’t the same as understanding self 050
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’ll wave to you. I’ll be there some overlapping days. Have an amazing tour! 🥂 020
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 25/05/2026thanks for the excellent company and climbing, bishop 1182
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this got me sb on ig and definitely can’t put this on x. it’s on tg and now here. let me know you see me 😈 8452
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026imagine a recipe website just posting their recipe and cooking instructions immediately? 🫦 3160
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026if a gummy makes you nicer, polite, intentional, and generous, then please bring it all 010
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 09/05/2026besties, please bring your highest selves to your inquiries or your inquiry will get ignored or worse, my assistant may eventually provide some type of correspondence education 1120
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026dodging censorship is likemedia.tenor.coma man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below himALT: a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him 010
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Vancouver BC questions: • Do I have any colleagues that I can 1, consult with privately about safety and 2, anyone renting spaces out Jul 3-7? • Do I have any “soccer fans” that would like to show me around and get dinner between Jul 3-7? 181
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026that was definitely a blend of millennial and older Gen Z 🫡 000
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026i wish you were out with us on our sweetie little sweet treats adventure too 💕 010
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026a couple of weeks ago. it was was incredible 🥹 i want to go back already. let’s do it ♥️ 010
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026a little smoothie and farmers market date with the most enchanting @meetmelko.bsky.social 2162
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026share the client recs? maybe sometime. most recs are pretty industry specific, but maybe they will help you too depending on your industry 000
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026mine isn’t xxl right now (just xl) but kimchi fans unite regardless 🥂 000
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026lately when people have been reserving with me, i ask for people to share their favorite professional book that has helped their careers (or favorite book of all time) in the reservation memo and tbh, this is the best new book reading list hack + conversation starter 3120
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026specific to LA 24 hr date idea: you take me shopping at century city mall for 6 hrs and the remaining 18 we try to find your car in the parking garage 1120
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i miss it already 😭 some of the food i had around kerala was the best food I’ve ever had. your friends are blessed to have you 120
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026i was on a flight in business class a husband and wife are sitting in different cabins and the husband chose the business class cabin his wife just came up from economy to ask him to switch seats and he said no but I’ll get you a bag of premium chips do not be this man 5110
Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026LA, I’ll be ready next week 😘 craving good food, good company, good jokes, good shopping 💖 help me manage my jet lag 070