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Lana • LA •

@lanahs.bsky.social
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STEM pro, dreamy darling Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now? allmylinks.com/lanahs

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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
more pictures on the way and uploaded to ig 😈
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
someone sent me a screenshot from their camera roll today instead of their verification selfie. their screenshot was of their selfie and their camera roll which showed pictures they’d secretly taken of unsuspecting baddies standing in airport security lines. rejected 👎
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
new pictures soon 😈
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know it’s not popular to mix your political stances with heaux-ing but considering the times, it’s called being multifaceted and you *can* be a baddie with big youknowwhats and also have political takes
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hey y’all Palestine will be free 🇵🇸
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
running through your mind
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
me and who
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
my @tryst.link is down because they’re taking a long time to verify my ID. if you need to reach me, please reach out other ways. I’m still here
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
DAMN
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
once in a while you’ll catch me smiling in a picture 😈
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hire providers that advertise as hairy or “natural” or get on fetlife. you likely do have a fetish due to the lack of attraction to hairless and specific body hair preferences (everywhere except lower legs). don’t be weird and approach civilian women with questions about their body hair
natural.you
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
imo throw it away, get good security cameras that run all the time, and don’t acknowledge the gag not a real sub. you didn’t consent to any of this. a good sub would never approach you this way, even a brat. unless you want to train someone brand new that pushes your boundaries in a not fun way
tamed.you
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
birthday torso picture because we should all celebrate this
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this door could be you
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hello?? 🥵
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i know it’s not officially pride month anymore, but i’m bi so technically i can pick any month to be pride month because i like everyone and every month
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve been cutting my own hair for years, but today is the day to I hand it over to the professionals in the same way you should hand over your s life over to the professionals 😘😇
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve been part of an initiative to pass out N95s and it’s still not enough. Stay safe my gorgeous muse. I hope you get whisked away 😘
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
had a silly little rp request. who am i?
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
had a major cancellation next week and have some tickets to give away. contact me if you like baseball or magic 💖
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
cute nights in LA 😘
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Paint me like one of your not agentic ai sf girls
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
if he’s only seeing people in their early 20s, he should talk to a good therapist and explore what else might be going on. Maybe it’s nothing, maybe it’s something, but imo this require a lot more introspection than he has. intellectualizing power dynamics isn’t the same as understanding self
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
the places you go with this picture 😮‍💨
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’ll wave to you. I’ll be there some overlapping days. Have an amazing tour! 🥂
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
thanks for the excellent company and climbing, bishop
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this got me sb on ig and definitely can’t put this on x. it’s on tg and now here. let me know you see me 😈
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
imagine a recipe website just posting their recipe and cooking instructions immediately? 🫦
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
if a gummy makes you nicer, polite, intentional, and generous, then please bring it all
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
besties, please bring your highest selves to your inquiries or your inquiry will get ignored or worse, my assistant may eventually provide some type of correspondence education
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
dodging censorship is like
media.tenor.com
a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him
ALT: a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Vancouver BC questions: • Do I have any colleagues that I can 1, consult with privately about safety and 2, anyone renting spaces out Jul 3-7? • Do I have any “soccer fans” that would like to show me around and get dinner between Jul 3-7?
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
that was definitely a blend of millennial and older Gen Z 🫡
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i wish you were out with us on our sweetie little sweet treats adventure too 💕
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i love an astrology intro 💖
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
a couple of weeks ago. it was was incredible 🥹 i want to go back already. let’s do it ♥️
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
whimsical 💅✨
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
a little smoothie and farmers market date with the most enchanting @meetmelko.bsky.social
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
share the client recs? maybe sometime. most recs are pretty industry specific, but maybe they will help you too depending on your industry
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
mine isn’t xxl right now (just xl) but kimchi fans unite regardless 🥂
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
lately when people have been reserving with me, i ask for people to share their favorite professional book that has helped their careers (or favorite book of all time) in the reservation memo and tbh, this is the best new book reading list hack + conversation starter
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
specific to LA 24 hr date idea: you take me shopping at century city mall for 6 hrs and the remaining 18 we try to find your car in the parking garage
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i miss it already 😭 some of the food i had around kerala was the best food I’ve ever had. your friends are blessed to have you
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
this fit 🥵🖤
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
you are 😌✨💕
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i was on a flight in business class a husband and wife are sitting in different cabins and the husband chose the business class cabin his wife just came up from economy to ask him to switch seats and he said no but I’ll get you a bag of premium chips do not be this man
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
hi from Sri Lanka
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
LA, I’ll be ready next week 😘 craving good food, good company, good jokes, good shopping 💖 help me manage my jet lag
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
this is a travel blog account now apparently
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Lana • LA • @lanahs.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
hi from india (day something)
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