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LamuraDex

@lamuradex.bsky.social
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Survivor from Twitter... I'm not there anymore.

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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even so, I never finished the last book, even with the hype surrounding it. I got bored.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They imagine he got in because there was no one checking genitals at the door.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only one I can think of is The Princess Bride. I don't think I knew anything about it, but I assumed it was just some romance about a princess. Nothing special. Then I watched a clip from it, and then watched the whole thing, and realised it's one of the cleverest, silliest, best films ever made.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And there's gonna be sexual nudity in it too, so they've got you both ways.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And if they really just want to draw a blond, rich, mean girl, there are SO many other options!
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's the same last one me and my friend got too, just earlier today. We were so tired having passed that heavy ball all the way up, I couldn't have kicked it... though I did suggest we jump off that cliff afterwards.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It does kind of reframe that Vagina version of the first episode.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What do they think taxes are for?
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For an AI to answer a question, it has to already have the answer in its databanks. It doesn't understand questions, just the keywords, and searches for probable answers. So, if you're asking a question with your details, the answer can't already exist. It's why you're asking. Thus it's wrong.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jinkies!
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"All his hate-crimes aside, that dude I spoke to is pretty cool."
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah, that should really be a comma or a semicolon.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And one strong gust of wind, and you've got a brand new flavour.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God, Doviculus was cool, and it was entirely Tim Curry owning every scene he was in, and somehow sounding precisely like a terrifying bondage demon.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Worry about AI intelligence", says woman who's new job it is to worry about potential AI intelligence. Sure... They call it AI, but it's just a theft powered database call and response, programmed to be chummy, that uses too much power and water. There's no intelligence in it.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hell, I wouldn't even be able to ask an AI to do it for me, not that I'd want to. I mean, I wouldn't know what to ask it. Half the time, I don't know the details of the idea myself until I sit down to make it, and so fill in the gaps. But that's the entire point. The exploration of the idea.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The one armed, one eyed, person with blue hair watching this:
static.klipy.com
Man Disappointed, Hands On Hips
ALT: Man Disappointed, Hands On Hips
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Thinks” Well there is a mistreated little word.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’ve been posting short stories elsewhere and only one person consistently comments on each one. And I love them.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The fingergun one is my favourite. It feels almost Looney Tunes.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They too his hair! They took his boots! They took his belts! He just looks like a lazy cosplayer who bought a keyblade at a merch table. Hoping we can get him back to some Disney worlds soon, and get the silliness back in him.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I will refrain from the Blobby.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
God, the temptation to post a video or gif here... That nightmare will never be forgot.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
While this is an absurd sentiment to voice, working for the transphobe queen while also supporting trans people, I'll be fascinated to see what Rowling does. I wonder if they're too far through filming to recast?
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"STOP! Or I'll fell you like Goliath!"
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Do you mean that Pinkie canonically has a gun, or are you talking about her Party Cannon? Or both?
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Okay, I am digging that cutesy/bodyhorror aesthetic. Consider me intrigued.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tell me if I'm wrong, but if she starts losing these cases (hopefully), doesn't that start to set legal precedent? Precedent that could then be used to shut down the other cases faster? Lawyers just have to go "As you can see in the ruling last week, the court decided..." Maybe I'm just hopeful.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think, like Pearl, once they have a weapon they can store and summon it.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Excuse me. I've got to go 'charge the metre'."
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What? You would visit the S°Weet Surrender Bakery? With their Meta add that looks nothing like the store? And a phone being held by their six fingered employee? And coffee that clearly isn't even hot? Good choice.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"And traffic will be slowing down, and here we can see why. A couple of idiots who are going to cause quite the jam."
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
From humans.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's especially ridiculous, because "Schweinehund" is quite literally just German for Pig Dog. An insult used by millions of other Germans everyday... probably against the English. Not that we don't deserve it.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So that Gambler Spell from Ekaf vs Joey didn't just resemble Yugi's Grandpa, it really was just a photo of the guy?!
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If they all got banned... I wouldn't fucking notice!
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is that embezzlement or fraud? Because that’s money not being used for its assigned purpose.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Possibly? I’m just getting the same vibes as when a white man commits a horrific crime, and they use his holiday photos of him smiling, rather than the mugshot they’d use for a minority. Here they say: “He hurt several women, but look how great he was.”
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
And the image they decide to use for the article, is him holding a goddamned Oscar!
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
And the image they decide to use for the article, is him holding a goddamned Oscar!
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
God, imagine the noise...
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If any other religion tried to do this, they'd be dead before they landed.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And the first person to try and photograph her in public is getting sued out of existence, right?
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes! That's a better way of explaining it.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I guess it's just sort... unbalanced? Like... imagine a door where a hinge has come off. It has become unhinged, and it's not a fun time. Then again, when you did you last hear the word Hinged used as a positive? "OMG It has hinges? Radical!"
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm pretty sure, that if it's one word, then "trans" actually becomes a prefix. But wait until Rowling sees what happens when you remove the prefix "wo" from certain words.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wee Mad Arthur.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
His neighbour is a screaming cannibal? Oh, that poor man... having to room next to Andrew Tate.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There's a lost joy to leaning into stupid names, playing them 100% serious. I wrote some superhero short stories some years back, and one my favourite jokes was listing all the heroes who have punched one particular henchman unconscious, and all the daft names I could make up for that list. So fun.
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LamuraDex @lamuradex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dead drop! …*wheezing* Keblam!
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