Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I just stretched from side to side in my desk chair and unintentionally cracked my back like a glow stick. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Gilded Age theme song reminds me of the Skywalker Theme. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I rushed Cat 3 to the vet when he walked in the house limping dramatically. They couldn’t find anything so they gave him an anti inflammatory/pain shot and scheduled X-rays for next week. The next day he was chasing a leashed pit bull and his owner down the street. 🙄 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have started to join in whenever Dog 2 or Cat 3 do a Big Stretch. Dog 2 finds this very exciting, and my back thanks me. I don’t think Cat 3 has noticed. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Morning earworm: “Boys don’t cry”, by The Cure youtu.be/9GkVhgIeGJQ?...youtu.beThe Cure - Boys Don't Cry (Official Music Video) [HD]YouTube video by TheCureVEVO 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My atlas wants to pop but can’t, so instead my skull is squeaking. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.static.klipy.comSkeletor Laughs In EvilALT: Skeletor Laughs In Evil 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Me: sits down to work Cat 3: meows to be let in Neighborhood dogs: start yapping Neighbor: starts randomly revving motorcycle HOA gardener: starts mowing the park with a gas-powered weed-whacker Cat 3: meows to be let out Me: screams in overstimulated This day is already fucked. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I see your Gay and Bi Panics and I raise you… ACE PANIC Where you don’t even understand what’s going on and your entire sense of self is challenged. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m gonna cryyyyy youtu.be/LvaBKRaEGs4?...youtu.beKing's Guard plays '9 to 5' outside Buckingham Palace in moving tribute to Dolly PartonYouTube video by The London Standard 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Anxiety is not the same as 💥A N X I E T Y💥 Don’t tell me to just calm down. I CAN’T, THAT’S THE POINT! My body won’t let me! 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I greet random animals I meet. I release lizards and moths outside before Cat 3 finds them. I shepherded an opossum out of my kitchen at 3am. I call spiders roommates (if they’re not venomous). I’ve climbed neighbors rooftops and trees to rescue random cats. 110
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 22/07/2026YouTube classics I always rewatch when they show up: • Lola the Pug • Tom Holland lip syncs “Umbrella” •Bailey the Beagle Plays Dead • Ollie the rescue’s Agility Course • SNL’s Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks • ☂️ Academy’s “I think we’re alone now” dance scene • B99’s “I want it that way” cold open 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The before and after of what it feels like when you switch to a new neck pillow. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Currently at the dentist’s waiting room and a dad is watching a futbol game on his phone WITHOUT HEADPHONES. The main reason I despise this sport is that everything about it is so fucking loud. 100
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 26/06/2026White women who continue to dig in and use the slur g***y in their online handles in 2026 because they insist it’s quirky baffle me. Instant block. 000
Reposted by Narpithe quote collector @quotehoard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“They say: We’ve been looking for illegal immigrants. Let me check your car. We say: Funny I think we were on the same boat back in 1694.” – “ Shame on You” Indigo Girls youtu.be/HKqUglOC3_8?...youtu.beIndigo Girls - Shame On You (Official Video)YouTube video by IndigoGirlsVEVO 011
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I can’t remember how the dream ended, but I got out of bed saying, “I’ll just tell the octopus where you live.” 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I’ve been on travel and packing YouTube for a week even though I have NO intention of traveling. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Oh my dogs I need to do this the next time I have a puppy. Dog 3 would never let herself get swaddled. 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Scared of working because every time I get in the zone with a project my boss starts texting me. 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I should’ve named Cat 3 Audrey II.static.klipy.comAudrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'Alt: Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour' 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Northern Exposure Battlestar Galactica Ted Lasso All Creatures Great & Small The Bear The Pitt Interview w/the Vampire Kazoku Robinson The 10th Kingdom Mr Rogers Sazaki & Miyano Heartstopper The Rookie Anne of Green Gables Samurai Jack Seinfeld 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Every time I click on an A6 notebook to check out the specs only to find out it’s actually a pocket I reinforce my mistrust of others and need to rein in my inner berserker. 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 25/04/2026If you need me Look for me singing “Defying Gravity” at 9:30 am at the local Costco. 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 24/04/2026It’s been 32 years since I first read The Giver and I still don’t get what’s so bad about their family planning system. 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Archer and Olive notebooks are just so PRETTY. Ugh, I can’t stand it. I’m so happy they expanded beyond linen covers because that texture sets off my spd. 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Me: *washing dishes* My internal monologue: 🎶Some say that I’m intense or I’m insane!🎵 My dog: *shoots through the doggy door, prances across the kitchen, tippy-taps in place at my feet, sits down and smiles up at me* 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 20/01/2026New Adulting Achievement unlocked: I just gifted myself a mini instant pot and a compact sewing machine for my birthday. And I am so excited to get them. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Is Apple’s Liquid Glass update making you ragey because the apps look like migraine auras? Go to Accesibility options -> Display and remove borders, remove transparency, and increase contrast. It doesn’t uninstall the crap, but it helps. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Why am I like this? (I prepped a new lunar planner and now feel meh about using it. ) 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 27/12/2025The SIDE EYE Dog 2 served me when I asked if she wanted a puppy. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I wanted to have coffee outside this morning to watch the sunrise, so Cat 3 herded us back to bed afterwards to make up for the cold. 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It’s drizzling outside, so Dog 2 and I are cuddled up in bed watching dog agility competition videos on YouTube. 010
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Good morning, boss! Just calling to let you know I won’t be attending the end of year meeting today because Cat 3 won’t let me get out of bed. Push him off?! Have you ever met a cat? He’ll bite me! 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 16/10/2025When you want the tea, but would rather stay on the bench. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Dog 2 doesn’t like peanut butter. It’s like we’re not even related. 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 12/10/2025All I can think of is that feline from the Southern continent who was rescued by fishermen, shown at a Gather, and became Patient Zero for the pandemic that ravaged the Northern Continent in Moreta, Dragonlady of Pern. Have we learned nothing??? youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...youtu.beCat discovered in shipping container from China now on road to recoveryYouTube video by WCCO - CBS Minnesota 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Me: *humming Hamilton while I work* Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better! Me: *streams Hamilton* Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep* Me: 000
Narpi @lampyri.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Watching 9-1-1: 9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene* Me: o.O Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON! Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you?? 100
