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Bsky Kreuger

@lammatic.hellthread.vet
7.1K followers 539 following 24K posts

I'm Tyrone Native they/them, 40. Loves nerdy shit(ygo, indie rpgs, FFXIV, 40k), hates fandoms, retired social media activist, here for a good time, cursepost extraordinaire

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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 28/09/2026
Joyce Carol Oates joins the battle! As a fake smash bros announcement
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2026
This asshole
Brave Little Toaster - Blanky's crybaby ass crying again
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 24/08/2026
Awww I hit 7k Goodbye, funniest follower count. And we thank you
Goodbye image of the Aquarius lunar lander when Apollo 13 had to jettison it
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 20/08/2026
A very merry Thursday the 20th to those who celebrate
Simpsons meme - a tapper wearing an oversized medallion that says Thursday the 20th
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 19/08/2026
Gta San Andreas meme - ah shit, here we go again
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 06/08/2026
Anakin Skywalker with a speech bubble
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 29/07/2026
Tybalts Rapier 9mm with the Virgin Mary grip, golden barrel and trigger, and jeweled cross charm dangling off the grip, from the Luhrmann Romeo and Juliet
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 28/07/2026
A group of people who always help is called a fambly
Vin diesel in some fast and furious movie saying fambly
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 28/07/2026
Reminder since fear has too many of you throating Democrats again
The Icon Do Keum Yeun saying "I hate all American presidents."
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 28/07/2026
Psst There goes your best friend
Goth elon musk circa 2012
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 28/07/2026
A girl lying on the ground. The image shows underground a Volcano Taco is buried. The image is captioned "we still talk about you"
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 28/07/2026
Stencil fans... I knew it was them! Even when I thought it was film bros I knew it was them!
Moe from the Simpsons delivering the above line while in an angry mob. But it was about Immigrant fear mongering originally I think
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 23/07/2026
Lmao Someone put these in the icebox Probably saving it for breakfast like a dope Get rekt idiot They were good as fuck So sweet So cold
Three small plums in my hand. One has a bite taken out of it
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 22/07/2026
For the upstanding citizens in the room
The Father/Son Kamehameha from DragonBall Z with "My grandpa bootlegging whiskey in the 1940s" captioned over Goku and "me bootlegging DVDs in the 2000s" captioned over Gohan
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 20/07/2026
Reginald D Hunter calling Batman a conservatives wet dream
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 19/07/2026
Quit lying. Beige Moms are literally our people
The millennial mom who painted a fisher price Christmas tree toy neutral green and beige
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 19/07/2026
Dnc attendees laugh and cover ears as dead Palestinian kids' names read out
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 19/07/2026
DNC attendees laugh and cover ears as dead Palestinian kids' names read out

With photos of these people doing exactly that
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham down!!! Meme
Like officer down but with Lindsay Graham
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 11/07/2026
Today I ate wires that looked like spaghetti. But I did not become a robot. No matter how many wires you eat a child cannot become a robot
Russ from unsupervised reading the above line as a class report
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 08/07/2026
Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today
The two main characters of Weekend at Bernie's holding up the titular Bernie's corpse. I slapped Mitch McConnells face on Bernie
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 02/07/2026
I need you to lock in, my guy
Grim Reaper at the Claw Machine with Mitch McConnell in the claws
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 25/06/2026
@garaktailor.com
Trek fact - garak would have had this Epstein list taken care of by now
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 22/06/2026
Successfully negged beta says what?
Johannes followed me lmao
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 21/06/2026
Tagging this bozo with Donald Trump mocking a disabled reporter since they wanna talk like a republican
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 21/06/2026
Reminder that furries are garbage human beings who claim to be anti racist while doing this shit behind the protection of their shitstain and fursuit sweat smell
Openly Nazi furries like this are a thing. They always have been in the furry scene If you ever wanna see a furries white supremacist grandpa come out remind them that Natives don't like this shit
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 21/06/2026
Choose Your Fighter
Australian breakdancer RaygunRex, master of Rex Kwon Do - Napoleon Dynamite
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 21/06/2026
Dennis Reynolds trying to get American revolutionaries to snitch on themselves during the historical episode of Always sunny
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 20/06/2026
Arrested Development - Buster showing people that he stole the "I Stole" sign
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 19/06/2026
AUSTRALIA WEARS THE FLAG OF SHAME!!!
A stock image poster i stole calling it Soccer
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you
Secrets of the Crypt Keepers Haunted House. It was a horror themed version of Legends of the Hidden Temple hosted by the Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 12/06/2026
The cowards Feed
The bsky announcement popup thing for group chats
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 05/06/2026
Willem from Mallrats all mad with a speech bubble
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: DuJour have become the latest act to pull out of Trump’s Great American State Fair. When asked for a statement the band stated "DuJour means everybody"
Fictional boy band DuJour from the movie Josie and the Pussycats
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 30/05/2026
DJ Ruby Bro is still possible if people want it bad enough
Marco Rubio shittily photos hopped into a rave with shutter shades slapped on his face
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 30/05/2026
Go ninja go ninja go! Go ninja go ninja go!
A sad fuck crying on a bench by himself
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 30/05/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but Grossout has pizzas made of big Cheez-Its
A big square cheese pizza. Ignore my scuffed baking trayThe underside of a quarter of aforementioned square pizza. The crust is a big Cheez-It
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 27/05/2026
YOUNG MC!!! YOUNG MC!!! DON'T BUST THAT MOVE!!!
Walter white yelling at hank from the back of the suv
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 20/05/2026
The man, the legend, Johnny Fiveaces' original artwork from the Zybourne Clock thread on Something Awful
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 19/05/2026
The Bsky Beta did it better
Cursed object, givaway announcement:

AN AUTOGRAPHED "BIG DEAL ON BLUESKY" T-SHIRT FROM THE ESTROGENEMPRESS.GAY STORE

Signed "Big Deal on Bluesky" Shirt from Kairi, Estrogen Empress
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 13/05/2026
Pirotess is filler Filler is good
Pirotess the dark elf from record of lodoss war

She was created for the 1990 ova, she wasn't in the original books
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 13/05/2026
Meet me on myspace
That time Justin Timberlake tried to reboot myspace, a place for friends
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 12/05/2026
Beef with Juices my beloved
Beef with juices and a Clipart of a cow on a silver can
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 11/05/2026
Trump brought back the nostalgic packaging from our childhood
USDA commodity food packaging for assistance programs from a few decades ago. Back then it was white cardboard with Clipart of the food inside or black print on silver cans
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 09/05/2026
Arthur- Muffy saying "A richist! Someone who's prejudiced against rich people!"
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 09/05/2026
Terminator 3 - arnie saying judgement day is inevitable
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 06/05/2026
After hitting a record high in December 2023, the numbers of migrants crossing the border has plummeted since then. Harris and the administration have credited their tough anti-asylum measures for stemming the flow, although increased enforcement on the Mexican side has also played a key role.
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 05/05/2026
So that's 1 strike for a racial slur 4 strikes for calling it Jizzrael 3 strikes for hoping the grandson of the George W Bush pretzel finds Trump And 200 strikes for calling a Bluesky dev Temu Elon Musk
Drew Carey assigning points in Who's Line is it Anyway? The show where the points are made up and the points don't matter
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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet · 01/05/2026
I did it I achieved peak YouTube My history and shit has been turned off long enough that they don't know what to suggest
YouTube home page with no thumbnails and a alert that my history is paused. All I get is a YouTube logo and a search bar
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