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The Lamenter

@lamenter.bsky.social
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Optimist with a lot of bad experience. Leftwing demagogue. Sarcasm is a service I offer for free.

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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All "tough on crime" ever did was bloat police department budgets and fail the communities.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah yes. Centrists ... I'd you choose silence/inaction in the gave of fascism, you are choosing the side of the fascist
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah. I saw posts and articles about that. Funny how that works. Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is a pattern...
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Smart woman
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Frank Sinatra Sings 'And Now, The End Is Near'
ALT: Frank Sinatra Sings 'And Now, The End Is Near'
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm assuming you're still galivanting around Arrakis
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shame. I liked some of their stuff
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By that logic I have written the encyclopedia britannica Twice
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I read that in his voice
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For someone like the Orange Man, who was notoriously bad in school, that could actually be an interesting punishment. Write an essay about every woman he assaulted
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Priorities. A society that produces trillionaires and billionaires has enough money for everybody. We choose to have homeless people.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course he stole everything.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The jokes write themselves. As much as I am all for her living her sexuality, it is a bit funny when you campaign on anti LGBT policies and "conservative family values"
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's about the best description of a conservative i have read in a long time They are conservative unless it concerns them. Conservative = Lack of empathy, essentially
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is no magazine in it. What is he going to do? Use harsh language?
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're all prostitutes in our own way, I guess
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The bikers are clearly the problem not the oversized trucks. Maybe penis enlargement might be the cheaper option
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's wild to me that he is campaigning on reducing AI centers while also giving deals to them and having good campaign paid by them.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Possible" war crimes? Like bombing a school for girls?
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It'll motivate them to paddle faster, I'm sure And to not fall in
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would have thought they had one centuries ago
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a wise man once said In the future, we'll all be wankers...
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite flavor
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It certainly shows the diversity of the medium
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🤔🤔🤔
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This entire presidency is a "get rich quick" scheme for the Orange Man and his clan/ cronies. All of it is also patently illegal. I sincerely hope this goes on front of proper courts once the regime changes
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They are actually suing him directly (among others) So it will be interesting to see if this goes anywhere. Who knows. Maybe he'll have to sell one of his 15 houses
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Doctors without Borders ends up being your enemy you should rethink your life choices.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trust me when I tell you, that the Dems are behaving exactly as intended by their billionaire and corporate owners. Enabling and not rocking the boat.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember reading somewhere that the for a lot of Romans the fall of the empire just meant that at some point their local bridge went out and no one came to fix it. Sounds eerily familiar
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As much as I like the idea that AI is going after the billionaires that created it for being the leeches on society that they are, that can't be it. Option 2, I'm sure. Is it time to pick out our post apocalypse BDSM outfits?
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Priorities
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess it's not only the Simpsons that predicted the future
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pardons for cash yesterday. Openly cheating on his wife today. Any other government, this would be the end. For us it's a Tuesday. And a lot of week is left for more scandals...
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In a different timeline this kind of corruption would have ended governments. For us it's just another Monday...
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As it looks right now, the US hegemony in the middle east has been broken with the attacks in Yemen. Saudi and Kuwait will fall next, followed by Israel. Israel will use Nukes. So start picking out your post apocalypse BDSM outfits.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nova!
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And as a result of it the US lost their hegemony in the middle east. Saudi, Kuwait and Israel will fall
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are also elephants. As far as I know we are the only three mammals that have that
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Page Six Reports will be able to say their mom's name in record time
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aliens Bladerunner Nemesis Scott Pilgrim vs the World Metropolis Dune 1984 ...
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is bribery. I'm guessing it'll show up together with the DOGE check.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Shocked Willow Ufgood from Disney+ Show
ALT: Shocked Willow Ufgood from Disney+ Show
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So you know how blatantly you have to steal and launder money for banks to say "this is too much"? I can only hope that is goes in front of some court some day...
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm too lazy to look up these numbers, but it sounds right. Either way. Unions, UBI, Guillotines. There are various approaches to this situation.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Minority Report was a warning. Not a how-to guide. It's always the same. Science Fiction - this is a warning about topic XYZ. 20 years later - we have built the machine for XYZ.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of the few rules that almost all countries can agree on is what to do with people and vessels in maritime distress. It's about humans helping humans.
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think we all know where we were. And what a horrible human being the Orange man was then
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The Lamenter @lamenter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Taxes is how they got Capone...
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