mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026controversial opinion: I like to be on planet earth 180
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026do you think they ever make any bedfellows that aren't strange 0100
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I'm turning 40 in a couple months and I still need to pick out a midlife crisis: join a bdsm club in Chicago, yoga teacher training, sew too-fancy costumes for ren faire, become a late-in-life furry, get a 25-year-old boyfriend, become an ecstatic dance wook. open to other suggestions 5230
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026hello! I'm not back but i did miss some of you and I do want some attention. I've been gaining weird powers and working on secret projects, what have you been up to this summer? 2140
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 16/06/2026rainbow moonstone cabochon festoon necklace is the most beautiful phrase in the english language 070
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 13/06/2026in early modernity, before everyone thought they knew everything about everything, it was possible to write books like "listen up assholes, I'm about to tell you once and for all how close together lines should be" 290
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 13/06/2026have you guys seen men in black recently? I had no idea it was so beetlejuice 190
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I was interrogating myself on all sorts of unrealized crimes of conscience but then I said "nah, I'm not so bad" and got on with my life 😌 now I'm going to go outside barefoot and take another look at the big tree that fell into the extremely muddy road construction site up the block 1100
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026we've had two days of severe thunderstorms with 3"of rain in 24 hours. the mood walking back from campus was cozy soggy postapocalyptic. the sky has been dark all day and the streets are empty of cars and people but full of branches and storm water and bunnies and worms 190
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026on one of the slides about conducting a mental status exam, the instructor listed "attention and concentration" twice 170
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 10/06/2026scene report: big storm blew through, creek is up, babies are lookin soggy 0100
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 10/06/2026idk what number puberty I'm on but this one has catapulted my ass back in time to my idea of glamour at age 16: swishy printed viscose and cheap silver jewelry from India. that was probably the only other time in my life that i went all-in on femininity 070
Reposted by mossy zigguratmossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I've been receiving a lot of messages about blank mirrors lately, most recently from my Mayan tonal horoscope: "This trecena advises the priest-warrior to perfect the art of shapeshifting [...] The purified heart casts no reflection in the smoking mirror." 191
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I accidentally left for class a whole hour early so now I'm chilling down the hill at the arboretum in this charismatic weeping beech 0140
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I've reached the level of sorcery where when someone wishes to consult me on a metaphysical topic outside my wheelhouse, I start researching it on the same day they put their letter in the mail 080
Reposted by mossy zigguratJennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 01/06/2026happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art 3392644133
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 31/05/2026had a dream that I got abducted into some sort of ceremonial humiliation kink polycule cult and my primary concern was making sure everyone knows that I'm a real sophisticated guy and none of this is all that shocking to me, actually. secondary concern: why won't anyone admire how good I'm being?? 140
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 28/05/2026they are giving us too many, too-long breaks in my summer class 😠 140
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 27/05/2026(trying to remember the title of Mistress Dispeller (2024)) ... Homewrecker Helper? 150
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I used to have this nice ritual in my last apartment where I'd clean the kitchen and then climb up on the countertop nude and have a cocktail, maybe fry up a handful of bacon ends. I have had some really tremendous ideas about how to enjoy embodiment over the years, and so shall i again someday 1150
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I keep threatening to publish a Journal Of Mundane Correspondences where you can submit personal essays about how some thing is like some other thing 0221
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Meryl Streep's character in Death Becomes Her is a type of Miss Piggy 050
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 24/05/2026on the one hand, it's insane that it costs $100 to get a bouquet made by a florist. on the other hand, it's incredible that flowers are still so ubiquitously important to humankind in the age of no longer being able to have nice things at any price 1110
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026wigs me out every time I learn they already had handguns more than 600 years ago. so did they have cars too or what 130
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026watching Camille (1921) and I can't wait to transform into this after my next perm 170
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026school's out until next Thursday, no work starting this weekend, little sister and all two of my friends are coincidentally out of town, and I haven't left the house since my evil doctor appointment last Tuesday. hoping to forget how to speak English in the next couple days 👍 060
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 21/05/2026spent the last ??? hours solving this dastardly puzzle from copa.apps.uri.edu, which uploads scans of old sewing pattern envelopes, often in extremely low resolution, without any of the accompanying instructions 4160
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 20/05/2026which episode would you say is the closest equivalent to Data's Day for Worf? 230
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 20/05/2026guys, you'll never believe this but there's a lady on youtube who is a professor of fashion history and she has an extremely superficial and frequently erroneous grasp on the styles of the 1910s 1120
Reposted by mossy zigguratPrudence AnaGRIM @pruplace.neocities.org · 19/05/2026It is very important to have fun playing dressup 0113
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 19/05/2026welp I had a good run of actually getting help from doctors, but this morning I saw a specialist who was fixated on testosterone HRT as the cause of all my symptoms that I've been experiencing for 30+ years. do they teach critical thinking in med school? 190
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 18/05/2026there's a heavily pregnant doe in the back yard and I can see her fawn bopping around in utero through her flank 1110
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 17/05/2026tomorrow I'm going to see hilal, I'm going to start the reclaiming rite over again and undertake soul retrieval. after that I should be Normal 🙂 050
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 17/05/2026the lightning bugs are out at Girls Grotto. if you even care 0140
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 15/05/2026one of my miniscule pets pounced on the hammock while i was in it yesterday 😳 she was clinging to the side, not exactly cuddling with me, but surely it's only a matter of time 070
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 12/05/2026once I'm done with spring semester I'm going to start romantically haunting the woods barefoot in my big weird dress again and I'll always know what phase the moon is in again and I'm going to cut peonies again and I'm going to have muscles again and I'm going to eat candy 1130
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 12/05/2026it seems so wasteful that opossums only live 2 years max 070
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 11/05/2026the chipmunches remember me from last year 🥲 it's so nice to have my Morning Beverage out in the hammock with an audience again 190
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 10/05/2026improvised a reenactment of the putting-drunk-wife-to-bed bit from Buster Keaton's final silent film, Spite Marriage (1929). ro was hooting and hollering but i played it perfectly deadpan 0100
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I turn in my final reflection at 5 pm and after that i would like to be crushed to a pulp. I still have to turn in a group paper on Tuesday but I think it would be okay for me to pass away for a little while first 2110
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 07/05/2026it's the last day of class and all my classmates were being huge sweeties to me specifically for unknown reasons and the instructor said she was glad to have me in the classroom and I'm grateful for the experience AND ALSO i hated every minute of it. two more years 1110
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I have a question, and I don't mean it to be a rhetorical question: do those "you are enough" "you are loved" etc stickers and hoodies actually make people feel better? are there people who see those slogans and go "oh, that's true!" and then suffer less? 5120
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Lieutenant Commander Data is a type of Buster Keaton 060
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 05/05/2026should I text my group project partners to ask what we're all wearing for our class presentation tomorrow? 250
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 04/05/2026my versatile form factor easily converts from looming giantess to compact amorphous orb in a matter of hours 1130
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I just remembered that I did something extremely ornery today. someone asked if MEN'S VIRILITY epimedium and maca supplements were safe for women and this was a customer's answer, so obviously I had to order them out of spite 030
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026my sorcererous workings grow ever-subtler with each passing year. you basically would not notice that I'm a wizard if I didn't keep tweeting about it 0100
mossy ziggurat @lambheart.bsky.social · 30/04/2026so far most of what I have gained from social work school is increased capacity to tolerate institutional nonsense and indignities, which is useful in a pragmatic sense but anti liberatory. so, it's impossible to say if it's bad or not, 0110
