Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It's like tofu. By itself it has no flavor, only protein. It's only when you put in something with substance and flavor like some good sauce is when it truly feels like food. 143
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024"Safe in the matron's bosom" Wrong. Dangerous in Doe's Doshins. 76013
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Hi Jude paw sir here you go 2101
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 25/02/2025yeah they fucking 2171
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 24/03/2025slorp #nsfw #art #ffxiv 3497
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 24/03/2025You can ask nicely, but without being nice about it. #nsfw #art #ffxiv 06914
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Backstory #art #ffxiv #ffxivart 410330
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2025My friend sinnydeer @sinnydeer.bsky.social drew xan'a during the rp I ran today.... it's he.... the scrunglo bungus...... 0165
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Slambo mcbambo... #art 0257
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026if you're cold he's cold. let him in. #gpose #gposers 2257
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026it's july, time to put xan'a thum back in the closet #gpose #gposers 0277
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · 18/04/2026#art #shitpost 274
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Hammersmith @hammersmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/ui/e... IT'S ON DA TRACKER! GIVE TO CHARITY, CHANCE TO GET STICK. WENDSDAY THE 8th MORNING TO THURSDAY the 9th MORNING.tracker.gamesdonequick.com 0147
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026been getting real into Worm lately 03213
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Lambert's Balls #nsfw #ffxivnsfw #hyur #ffxiv 53310
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Lambert's Balls 13312
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Hammersmith @hammersmith.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I guess I can put this on blast now: I'm submitting a prize for #sgdq2026 Putting it in da mail tomorrow. I must pray to the Prize Wizard. 42713
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 12/03/2025no! "positive gay representation" will kill patient! he needs doomed homoerotic violence to live. 4700222
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026dreams vs reality #gposers #nsfw #ffxivnsfw 5359
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026THE WORM’S SEPULCHRE IS NOW OPEN ON THE BEATUP DISCORD!! A bespoke Deep Dungeon rp, where your characters explore a strange worm carcass in Southern Thanalan that goes deep underground, shifting in radiant light. Go it solo, bring friends or npcs. Collect my pages-- husband. discord.gg/hkktJvwBAA 24319
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2025spicing things up from dark missionary i see #shitpost 33111
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞˚ ⋆✧Jack✧⋆˚(they/them) @thejadephoenix.bsky.social · 22/06/2026made some good art for my sweetie @marymagdal.bsky.social since I was, sadly, feelin too endometriosis sick today to join in the rp 0126
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hammersmith in bed smoking Iljax like the post sex cigarette 194
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Iljax is gonna tiddyfuck the shit outta Zkiko’s flat chest send tweet 192
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Tavi!! 💫 @tavi-time.bsky.social · 10/09/2025In the tampon aisle everyone’s a star 112559
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026into the thick of it #art 55828
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Bizarro∙Ren @blockmind.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Since it’s pride 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ month I’m bringing this back as people haven’t recognized the “subversive queermonger” in my bio is a reference TAG YOURSELF 👇 107738
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026xan'a thum big naturals 67517
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Limsan Hole 🌊 @tilsheswallowsall.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"Taking the Lyon's Share" —(1/2) #oc:ulfa #LyonremHelsos #ffxivnsfw #gposensfw #fuckedbythenavigator 26419
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Limsan Hole 🌊 @tilsheswallowsall.bsky.social · 31/05/2026or: "that time Ulfa engaged in erotic asphyxiation with a senior citizen" —(2/2 #oc:ulfa #LyonremHelsos #ffxivnsfw #gposensfw #fuckedbythenavigator 45114
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Colossal’s been good I love being a horse :) 2152
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026is it possible for a feet girl and a sweat boy to be in love #art 3338
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Mary Magdal @marymagdal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Looking at my dash and wondering what kind of ball posting day it is today 1175
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞no brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026humanity's enduring desire to make Little Guys is truly wonderful This is a clay pig. It has an angry little face with furrowed brows, pointing down and a huge curved back that leads seamlessly into the top of the head (no neck) like it's rearing up to charge. A very round piggy. 641591301
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Ever Get The Feeling That You're Never All Alone? { #iljax • #gpose } 43311
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Dance, Dance { #iljax • #gpose • #iljaxxx } 24812
Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · 15/05/2026@tiatime.bsky.social I did not know the proportions of Z'kiko but if he read Baki I feel like this would be him 194
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞Francine Souther @francinesouther.bsky.social · 11/05/2026i used to have this calyx doll that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud #FFXIVART #animation #Halmarut #Calyx #webkinz 46683285
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025You may say the guy with no dick and balls has an unfair advantage at the dry hump Olympics, but I say we do not penalize Michael Phelps when he takes his mutant body swimming, so 2152
Reposted by Lambert Allond 🔞OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I can't sleep and it's 5 am so I do have to say xan'a thum dry hump champ 2025 1173
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