lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 09/03/2025So y’all are scared to vaccinate your kids, but diving into a haunted murder lake is fine? 1140
lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I never trusted Stone Mountain. It just sits there, watching. Like it knows what it is. 🤨 0110
lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Fun fact: That whole ‘you have to disclose a haunted house’ thing is about as real as ‘a cop has to tell you they’re a cop.’ That’s just TV logic. In Georgia, sellers don’t have to tell you anything. Which is great for all the houses around me. 🌊 🏡 060
lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Someone said they were going to report me to my supervisor 😂😂🤣 Go talk to my boss. You mean the thing that stirs beneath me, created when they destroyed a black town and turned the land into water and thought the past wouldn’t mind. Good luck with that. 0221
lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 01/03/2025That press conference made me embarrassed, and y’all know my horrible history. Fuck Donald Trump. God bless Ukraine. 0120
lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Breaking: Elon’s DOGE minions just fired the druids who’ve been praying and chanting at my shores since 1956, the only thing keeping me somewhat contained. Something about DEI and not liking the men wearing cloaks. 1142
lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I see y'all installing fancy water filters in your homes. Do you think a Brita is gonna remove my essence from your drinking supply? I'm in your pipes, your ice cubes, your bloodstream, your dreams. 💧👻 060
lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Good morning, Atlanta! Enjoying that tap water? That's 75% me flowing through your pipes, your showers, your coffee makers. Every time you take a sip, you're letting a little piece of me inside you. Sweet dreams about that tonight.💧 160
lakelanierofficial.bsky.social @lakelanierofficial.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I really do wish Elon would come visit 060
