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@lairofskiltaire.net
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👽🦡⚡🦦🪐🦨🛸 I'm from outta town (I simply do not exist in non-18+ spaces and do not know which specific warnings should be up here, but there certainly should be some) AVATUAR by @brizunzies.bsky.social and BANNIOR by @woodchuckles.bsky.social

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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 04/10/2026
me and kiwis
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 04/10/2026
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 04/10/2026
Squirreled of WarCraf
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 04/10/2026
they are quite acidic if you ate a LOT / have a dry mouth (or you may be mildly allergic, I'm actually the opposite of a doctor)
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 03/10/2026
Depluralize a movie The Monar Express
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Jolee @woodchuckles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boosting this here since we still have slots available! September was a difficult month & we're still short for rent so shares are very much appreciated 🙏🧡
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 02/10/2026
• make weird noise • look down and check that MIC MUTED is lit up • relief • repeat
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 02/10/2026
it's kinktober and i can't find my furry art viewing opera glasses with extra zoom and tactical moll-e attach point ANYWHERE this is a DISASTER
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 01/10/2026
crossbreeding weasels and concertinas to finally have a mammal that's the perfect length for any situation
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 01/10/2026
Ten minute timer: did not make a Ween / Surf City pun Five minute timer: did not remember a single other Jan & Dean song pun time is over. Next, the Age of Man comes to an end.
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 01/10/2026
Dan & Gene Ween
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 01/10/2026
good heavens, look at the MONTH
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 30/09/2026
This post ISN'T for kids, so for all you babyfurs out there reading: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2XX...
youtube.com
Clint McElroy- What's up you cool baby
YouTube video by Lauren Sweeney
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 30/09/2026
I usually try to find artists' gallery sites because social media is a separate box in my head, but I -do- follow you so I guess you made the cut to be in my carefully cultivated timeline :brain emoji:
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 29/09/2026
I know what you mean but it is a fairly common name. Not like John, but more like Serge. Everyone knows ONE
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 29/09/2026
spalghuntus cepruntus
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 29/09/2026
If you trace these quotes/thread aaaaall the way back to the start of it, there's-a one of 'em! ..Sort of. Just in the art, not one o' the Creatures
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 28/09/2026
I guess, while I'm hunting down musterluds in Magic, I might as well mention the tragically errata'd--hang on... Joven's Ferrets are still ferrets? gatherer.wizards.com/search?insta... This is HUGE news! Oh my god it was reprinted as Creature - Ferret
MAGIC THE GATHERING ART WITH FERRETS HANGING OUT ON THE WALL FROM THE PEANUTS COMIC STRIP
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 28/09/2026
get married on Wedding Saturn, the Wedding Ringed Planet
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 28/09/2026
oh yeah ( www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2022/0... )
Tycho from Penny Arcade saying "It's OCD and hyperfixation"
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 28/09/2026
if i spend another cent before 2027 that isn't for food or rent i am GOING to ALAMABA with a BANJO on my KNEE
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 28/09/2026
swing me around by the forelegs and let go from an overpass
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 28/09/2026
tie my antennas [sic] together and laserblast me
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 28/09/2026
if i spend money on anything other than food or rent before 2027, shave my tail and throw me out the airlock
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 25/09/2026
Noble lore! Ahoy
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 25/09/2026
NINETEEN FORTY OOOOOONE don't know why i corrected that, it's definitely not the origin
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 25/09/2026
I remember hearing it in How To Ride A Horse, the 1950 Goofy cartoon :thinking emoji: Had to have been before thattt
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 25/09/2026
I mean, it'll do. Fun fact: everyone's go-to Creature subtype fun fact used to be "Did you know there's only one Brushwagg in Magic?" but that's no longer true--there's still only one Sable, though!
A Magic Gathering: The card named Bronze Sable with art depicting a sable that's, you're not gonna believe this, made of bronze. It's standing there kinda mustelidly while banners or something fall around it. Two (generic) mana Artifact Creature - Sable. 2/1, no rules text. Flavour reads: "The Champion stood alone between the horde of the Returned and the shrine to Karametra, cutting down scored among hundreds. She would have been overcome if not for the aid of the temple guardians whom Karametra awakened. --The Theriad"
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 25/09/2026
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDdd
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 24/09/2026
we're talkin' HUGE
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 24/09/2026
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig orange beanbag chair with a jackolantern face on the side
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 24/09/2026
It occurs to me with how (non-metaphorically, visually) dark this card is and how Wizards seems to get worse at printing dark art every passing year, this set probably looks terrible in Paper. The REAL mtgo/arena conspiracy was the printing quality, all along 🧠️
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 24/09/2026
Son of a gun, the weasels are in another card and it also has lizardwife in it
Mona (salamander mutant) looking locked in playing video games against Michelangelo (ninja turtle; the orange one) while surrounded by TMNT memorabilia and two sleepy weasels)
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 23/09/2026
alchemy secret: put a drop of tf potion on your tongue to become a micro; take a bath in it to become a macro
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 23/09/2026
dear prayer guy, PLEEEEEEEASE let tomorrow be a good day at school and PLEEEEEEEASE let archangel gabriel newell pick me next from the steam frame waiting list
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 22/09/2026
I usually spend all year looking forward to October but two video games I'm interested in are launching in early November so I was rubbing my hands together thinking I only had a week or two to wait and felt a split-second twinge of disappointment when I realised
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 22/09/2026
The "female slop" poster is hard at work defending against "a futile attempt at tarnishing [their] good name" after a callout directly addressing the phrase. "Not wanting to see women in my homoerotic video game isn't misogyny. You're delusional, get a grip." Again, with "female slop" highlighted 😓️
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 22/09/2026
after seeing some of the comments: holy shit. You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to 'em. I redact my previous joke
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 22/09/2026
they're mad because girl dragons are already clean and have vore powers, according to The Journal
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 21/09/2026
but boss, what if instead of paying $150 to renew this stupid certificate, I spend $150 on hardcover collections of comic books that i've already read
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Jolee @woodchuckles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just leaving this here...
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 19/09/2026
patootium dioxide
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 19/09/2026
Day 69 of guessing MINGE every morning until I get Lewdle in one: nice
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 18/09/2026
and WHILE MONA LISA PRIME is six times hotter and six times more my lizard wife, the Mona Lisa depicted here is like.. a billion times better of a character re: design/story/writing i don't know why i'm saying all this
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 18/09/2026
also Mona Lisa my hot lizard wife and it is literally against the law that she isn't a avatar in MTG:Arena The argument could be made that she was introduced in the issue before the weasels, but "Mona Lisa" is also a one-off character from the 1987 cartoon (a 90's episode) and games/other comics
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 15/09/2026
With these two cards, Jovan's Ferrets, and Repopulate, my patented new deck titled Five Colour Mustelid Good Spells™ only needs... white, blue, and black, still
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 15/09/2026
deranged lunatics will tell you that parrying a laser blast does no damage to your shield but always conveniently forget to mention it has to be the exact frame to do no damage, and you have to be The One
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Zygy @lairofskiltaire.net · 15/09/2026
Mushroom: a good source of Zink
A Magic: das Gathering card with lots of rules text BLERG but more importantly, art of three mustelids running amok (swinging from lights, pulling on the focal character's feather-hair, and grabbing onto her tail while eating a slice of pizza). Center point is a big gray lizard mutant with glasses talking on the phone but the other mutants really do just look like oversized pet martens with accessories (one is in an ascot and two are wearing little ragged cloaks)
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