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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him.

@lairdryanstates.com
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Based in #yeg. Author of Someone Else's Story, Sleeping Underwater, Souria, and Silver Bullet. Also a magician (the genuine occultist kind), and trying to navigate a messed up world with as much grace as I have left. It's not a ton, sadly.

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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 16/09/2026
Emotionally, I'm here.
Benjamin Sisko is holding the bridge of his nose.  He is so...so very tired.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers pose for an album cover.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Marvin Berry and the Starlighters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Marvin Berry and the Starlighters perform at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ben will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Ben from Blue Velvet, lip syncs "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Hurley, Donna Hayward, and Maddie Palmer are no longer opening for Ed Sheeran.
Ed, Donna, and Maddie, recording their only hit.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Clash at Demonhead will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Live concert photo of Clash at Demonhead
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Hard Core Logo will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
A promo photo for the totally real band, Hard Core Logo.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Archies will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
A band portrait of The Archies
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 10/06/2026
Captain America fighting an elevator full of armed men screaming "Get the fuck off me!  I need to tell them I understood that reference!"
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 25/01/2026
Now too dangerous in public hands: 1) Guns--a shocking turnaround for the American Conservative movement 2)Whistles
Tweet from Cernovich on X.com on January 25, 2026:  High IQ people don't respond well to shrill noises. From smoke alarms to those hearing loss causing machines that terrorists use against ICE. Tbh those things should be considered a violent weapon. They damage hearing for life.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 19/01/2026
We also have 24 tarantulas, a mourning gecko, a dwarf Ackie monitor lizard, two Schneider's skinks, three snakes, and an Argentinian tegu. These are our dogs, Molly, Harry and Archie. These three are what get me out of bed, basically.
Molly, a ridiculously cheerful Shepherd cross, is wearing a bow tieHarry, a full Shepherd is playing with his toys.Archie, a paplillon who is very old, is also wearing a tie for family photos.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 15/01/2026
Remember how people have been telling you that you shouldn't fight back with the National Guard because Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act. Here he is planning to do that ANYWAY, like the rest of us have said that he would do anyway. Step up, Walz
Truth Social post from Trump reading:  If the corrupt politicians of Minnesota don't obey the law and stop the professional agitators and insurrectionists from attacking the Patriots of I.C.E., who are only trying to do their job, I will institute the INSURRECTION ACT, which many Presidents have done before me, and quickly put an end to the travesty that is taking place in that once great State. Thank you for you attention to this matter!
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 29/11/2025
This is the experimental cornbread with molasses and warming spices..sort of a gingerbread/cornbread hybrid. Just waiting for it to cool
A pan containing a light brown cake.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 25/11/2025
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
Poster for the film Velvet Goldmine
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 18/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Sheet music of medieval hymn. I knew the guy who transcribed it. Monasteries ruled.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 18/09/2025
And another thing
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 10/09/2025
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 10/09/2025
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 10/09/2025
Oh. This aged well.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 01/08/2025
Perish.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 21/05/2025
You're still going to get

criticized, so you might as well do whatever the

fuck you want
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 10/05/2025
I killed that blonde bitch.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 06/05/2025
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 06/05/2025
Danielle Smith, a traitor, stands behind a podium, flanked on either side by the Canadian flag, the flag od a country she wishes to destroy.  Beneath her is the subtitle "traitorous gibberish"
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 05/05/2025
None judge Doom.
Prince Namor, the Submariner stands, alarmed proclaiming "Do not TOOT it!" while Doctor Doom blows a large, rather organic horn, saying "FOOL! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases."

The horn has a sound effect in red, reading TOOT!
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 03/05/2025
🎶I will hold this child in my arms I will caress his soft head Listen to him cry, listen to him cry I could kill the child, I could kill the child The beautiful child, the beautiful child The beautiful child🎶
Maria, from the sound of music is playing guitar and singing in an open field as adorable blonde moppets look on.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 24/04/2025
The slogan....for the CONSERVATIVE PARTY is "CHANGE." I hate this planet.
Pierre Poilievre stands behind a podium that reads "change/changement"
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 06/04/2025
My dogs. ♥️
My two dogs, Molly, on the left, a German Shepherd cross with white and black fur, and, next, on the right, Harry. He is a very dark coloured German Shepherd.  He is snuggled up next to Molly with a paw draped over her front legs. He clearly adores her. Today, possibly, she might like to be a little less adored.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 05/04/2025
It's worth a shot.
A Japanese man is speaking in this film still.  The subtitle reads: "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help"
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 30/03/2025
Hey, that's my nickname!
A left hand with a yellow watch band is holding a tin can to the camera, with the rest of a grocery shelf in the blurry background.  The can reads "Admiral Crab Meat"
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 23/03/2025
A mock up of the Tinder "march screen" The Tinder logo is at the top in red.

Below it in a circle on the left is a guillotine.  On the right is a photo of Elon Musk.

Above both circles in a cursive font: "It's a Match!"
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 18/03/2025
This is so giving that Nixon's last day feel.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 11/03/2025
I also support the idea of Trump's remains
News troy headline reads "Support for Trump remains solid in Upstate NY. Support for his tariffs? Not so much"
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 05/03/2025
Me too.
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy is crying, open-mouthed.  Her speech balloon says "I WANT A PIECE OF CAKE."
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 24/02/2025
Proof of fun.
A woman (my bestie Gayleen) has most of her face hidden behind the head of our Shepherd Cross Molly.  Molly is looking into the camera, wearing a halti.  Gayleen is holding a red leash, and what little we can see of her expression is delighted, almost manic glee.  In the background are tall evergreens and a mountain.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 23/02/2025
Also, my bedroom has become a David Lynch film. I'm gonna need to figure out how to open that fixture and change the tubes I guess.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 18/02/2025
A text exchange between myself and my housemate and best friend, image captured.  Text reads:
Me: I categorically refuse.
Her: When are you off work today?
Me: 5. When are you murdering me? 
Her: I dunno
Me: Crap
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 14/02/2025
A mid-length photo of the dingiest hallway in the world. A badly painted door hands open toward the viewer, and and inner door hangs inward to the pitch-dark unseen interior. The walls next to the door are missing bricks and paint.  The floor on the threshold covered in what seems like mold. Above the door is the legend "The Smile Room"

It is unconvincing.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 10/02/2025
Chatting with my bestie.
Chat bubble, from me to my bestie. It reads "I work until 5:30, and then I'm gonna try to vacuum. If you'd like to murder me, can you do it before then?"  text sent at Now.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 10/02/2025
Molly is a snuggle beast with her mom again. It's very cute. I am pretty happy again considering the state of the world.
The greatest dog in the world is laying right up against her Mommo, who is wearing a hoodie, and watching the television.  They are laying on a red couch next to a blue coffee table.

I am taking the picture and they are unaware. I may pay a blood price later, but I wanted to have it.
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 04/02/2025
A smiling blushing anime schoolgirl is looking to the left at a slight angle, her pleasant expression underlying her dialogue in a speech bubble reading "i am fucking disgusted"
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 29/01/2025
Caption reads "I feel you brother."  The Incredible Hulk is laying facedown in a pasture. He says, in speech balloons, "Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed."
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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 24/01/2025
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